Russell Brand – the scrawny, lank haired, ex-junkie gobshite, who thinks the entire planet should listen to his ridiculous rants, because he’s, like, so fucking profound. His outburst is an attack on Britain and her people. The indigenous people that is, not the foreign fuckers who happen to have a British passport. Apparently, we’re all evil because we keep portraying those nice, peaceful, uninvited muslims in our country, as violent, racist, homophobic, sexist, intolerant, head severing, homicide bombing terrorists.
He reckons it’s OUR fault that “British” Muslims, like the Kuwaiti Mohammed “Jihadi John” Emwazi become terrorists. No Russell, they become terrorists because they are members of a schizophrenic cult, that encourages extreme violence against everyone who does not adhere to their particular branch of said schizophrenic cult. But hey, don’t the fucking truth get in the way of your swivel eyed rants Russ, you self important prick.
You may get the impression that I don’t like Russell Brand. You’d be wrong. I fucking despise the bearded twat. Like all lefty’s Brand is all for freedom of speech, as long as what you say agrees completely with what he says. If you disagree with so much as one word, he starts shouting and screaming at you, in the hope that you will shut up an go away. You are a fascist. A Nazi. Although, like all lefty’s he completely ignores the fact the Nazis were a left wing party. Socialists as it happens. Point that fact out to a lefty. It’s like lighting the blue touch paper.
The fact of the matter is, it’s the likes of Brand who are to blame for the state this country is in. He and his ilk are to blame for the hate preachers, who stand in our roads, encouraging their fuckwit followers to murder us in our own country. He and his ilk are the reason we have so many foreigners in our country, a large number of whom are criminals. Often very violent criminal. Brand and his fellow lefties are the reason that thousands of young white girls were not only subjected to sustained multiple gang rapes over a number of years, but were actually accused of being responsible for it.
And why are Brand and his butt buddies responsible for the state our country is in? Because they’re soft cunts. For over thirty years, they have insisted that we tread on egg shells around criminals, foreigners, etcetera. They have insisted that WE adapt to suit the needs of certain immigrant groups, rather than vice versa. They have destroyed traditional British values such as respect, decency, manners, selflessness, honour, and honesty, and turned our country into a shit hole.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Russell Brand, the man who made a career out of using a Thesaurus, I love it when people claim he is intelligent, just because someone knows 400 synonyms for an adjective does not make them intelligent, just an annoying cunt.
And as for his revolution bullshit, the only revolution I want to see from Russell is his body revolving off a fucking cliff, the cunt
Nominated by: Sam Matterface
