Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Thunderbirds

Posted on by

images

New Thunderbirds is a cunt. This is a pre-emptive strike on Thunderbirds Are Go which starts in the UK today.

Whoever decided that Thunderbirds needed to re-made in CGI is a fucktard who requires an urgent cunting. In all the pre-publicity about the new series, everyone involved with it is at pains to say how “timeless” the original was, but in the same breath these cunts also have the nerve to say it needs “modernising” – so it’s timeless AND in need of modernisation? How the fuck can that be?

Same with the great Thunderbirds theme music by the late Barry Gray: these cunts talk about how “distinctive and timeless” it was, yet go on to say how it needs “updating” – by which they mean transformed into yet another forgettably generic “action/adventure” score. Just the usual poverty of ideas from uneducated Media Studies twats, so they take something tried, tested and well-loved and then proceed to fuck it up spectacularly. Fuck off back to New Zealand, you Kiwi cunts – and you can take your CGI Thunderbirds crap with you.

Hang on, it’s being made in New Zealand…don’t we have an agent over there? An overnight visit from Flaxen Saxon and the new Thunderbirds studios could be reduced to ashes.

Nominated by: Fred West

The General Election

Posted on by

20140503_BRD001_0

I would like to cunt the Election Campaign. Tories approach it with shameless lies and shameless scaremongering because they can’t defend their record of broken pledges in their 2010 “Contract” (now mysteriously vanished from their website archive), whereas the gormless twat Miliband cowers in the shadows like a useless saucer of diarrhoea, saying nothing, doing nothing, except crossing his fingers.

Cameron and Miliband = pair of useless cunts, just as bad as each other.

Nominated by: Fred West

Much as I have no time for the Tories and their somewhat transparent plan to drag the social system back to a semblance of Victorian days, at least they are open about it. Labour on the other hand ceased to be a party that was representative of working class values when they came out of the political closet disguised as “new labour”.

Both parties lack the balls to actually serve the interests of the country on issues like ending our membership of the EU, closing the door to immigration, getting tough on terrorists and religious radicals and most of all, refraining from involving the UK in foreign wars.

Nominated by: Lez

The Leaders’ Debate

Posted on by

image_update_img

The leaders debate: Seven king sized cunts… The main four, we know and hate, plus three other cunts… And who the fuck is that Aussie Dick Van Dyke who runs The Green Party?!

On the other side, Question Time… Peter Hitchens is also a colossal cunt…..

The SNP are also cunts… Only months ago the bastards wanted out of the UK… Now they have a say in how Britain is governed?! I have only three things to say: Culloden, Peru 1978 and fuck off!

Nominated by: Norman

The Labour Party [3]

Posted on by

Age-UK---Ed-Miliband-Rosette

The entire Labour Party are a bunch of cunts……but then so are most politicians which I believe I have stated before!!!!.

Milliband is the wettest, drippiest cunt of a politician and God help us if he gets in power. He would surely reach levels of cuntishness that Gordon Brown only aspired to.

The Tory party before that painful Labour rule weren’t perfect by a long way and irrelevant of my political party choice. I firmly believe that 10/15 years is long enough of any one party before it NEEDS to be moved to the other side to balance things out.

However the Labour cunts in their term did fuck all other than run the country into debt like we’ve not seen in generations. They took us to war which is pricey I know and there was the global crash but they had a huge hand to play in allowing that to happen, looking the other way. And that is to say nothing about that cunt Brown selling our gold reserves when the price of gold was at it’s lowest in years!!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

Sam Delaney

Posted on by

_80993801_80992011

Sam Delaney is left wing cunt who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.

He was bitching on Sky News this morning in their paper review about the great massdebate this evening. Sam reckons that UKIP shouldn’t be on there because they don’t have any MPs and Farage isn’t in the Commons but apparently it was alright for the Greens to be there.

Well, Sam, you pig ignorant cunt who the fuck are Carswell and Reckless then? Well, according to Sam, they only crossed the floor and weren’t properly elected, so we’ll ignore their by-elections then shall we? And while we’re on the subject of the Greens, Natalie fucking Bennett – an incompetent Aussie who doesn’t even know what her own policies are – isn’t in the Commons either. Let’s count their MPs shall we Sam? I make it UKIP 2, Greens 1. Oh’ hang on – we’ll ignore that!

Delaney is typical of the loony left in Labour. He ignores the facts when debating his case just like Milipede will likely do tonight. Strangely, I agree with him that if Plaid and the SNP are included then the Ulster parties should be there too. Jesus, I’m agreeing with a bloke who’s total left wing cunt of cunts!

What the fuck is this useless twat doing on Sky News in the mornings anyway? Perhaps it’s to make Eamonn Holmes look intelligent? Just asking…

Nominated by: Dioclese