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Oz Clarke

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Why hasn’t Oz Clarke got his own page?! Surely he’s a big enough cunthole.

Anyway Oz (Robin) Clarke is so hated he’s been banned from the area of Champagne!

Watch the drink progs with James May or Hugh Dennis and you can tell they’re only doing it for the money and not the company of shit for brains Clarke.

His only redeeming feature is he’s a real pisshead if his pisspool eyes and slurring is anything to go by.

A cunt I’d fuck right up with a punch in his wrinkled mush.

Nominated by: Donkey Kongs Balls

Linda Papadopoulos

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That psychologist cunt Linda Papadopoulos deserves a good cunting.

The self-proclaimed psycho-dermatologist (lol) who pops up on TV and who is always bleating on about women’s rights and magazines exploiting women’s vanity with airbrushed pictures.

She is a hypocrite, she sell over-priced beauty products which she claims can improve mental health, because if your skin looks good you feel good.

She also bleats on about the sexualisation aimed at kids on TV, in films and online (fair point, I agree) but then the dirty old tart turns up to a kids awards wearing next to bugger all!

Double fucking standards or what!

Nominated by: Boaby

Nicola Sturgeon [6]

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Krankie Macmerkel can fuck right off.

She is one of those cunts who are ugly inside and out and need to pass their misery on to as many people as possible. A less ambitious cunt would have settled with being a traffic warden or such, but lucky us she decided to go all out. It takes a lot to outcunt her poisonous miget in arms Alex cunting Salmond but she does it with aplomb.

Evil tripe sucking witch.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Not representing your Country

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Not representing your Country is a cunt,

You know what I mean, cunts like Pietersen who had a English great grandparent who was born in South Africa, Mo Farrah who wasn’t even born here and whilst on the subject of runners all those Africans who end up representing Denmark, or Norway. What the fuck. Then we have the England Rugby Team with Tuilagi who is Samoan and another Samoan playing for Wales. How do you decide one day ‘Oh I’ll play for a country I wasn’t even born in. Then there are cunts like Frank Sinclair who when they realised they weren’t going to play in the World Cup for England decided they would play for Jamaica and deprive someone their place the squad.

It gets a bit difficult (due to this nations mixed past with players like Beckham being part Jewish and Ross Barkley having a Nigerian Grandfather) to say what should qualify you to play for England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland but surely you have to at least be born there, know the culture and ideally have some ancestry in the country?

Anyways I have decided to represent Pluto in the Being a Cunt Cup.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Queen

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Queen are cunts…

Sacha Baron-Cohen (admittedly a cunt himself) said he quit the Freddie Mercury biopic because he discovered that Freddie died halfway through the film and that the remainder of the movie was to show how Queen then went from ‘strength to strength…’

Now I am no Baron-Cohen fan, but I can see his point… Queen without Mercury is like The Jam without Paul Weller or The Doors without Jim Morrison… And what’s all this strength to strength bollocks? Doing a tacky musical with that Ben Elton cunt? Doing a record with that fat poof, Robbie Williams? Working with a great singer (Paul Rodgers), but giving him crap material and old numbers to sing?

And now that Adam Lambert cunt? To do a whole second half of a Freddie Mercury biopic focusing on how great the surviving members are and how great they’ve done since Freddie’s demise (when they actually haven’t) displays delusional arrogance that crosses over into pure cuntitude…

No wonder John Deacon fucked off and left them…

Nominated by: Norman