George fuckin’ Osborne is a scare mongering, Treasury analysis manipulating, shit suit wearing, bad haircut cunt.
Nominated by: J R Cuntley
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Amateur Dramatics
Amateur Dramatics deserves a good cunting.
Mrs Boaby’s Sister is a wanna be actor, actress or whatever the PC ‘term’ is these days. Her claim to fame is being an extra in some BBC period drama 12 years ago (I forget the name) which was filmed at Felbrigg Hall in Norfolk. You cannot even see her face and no-where is she credited apart from her own CV.
She is a member of the local ‘amateur dramatics society’ and last night I had to endure their performance of ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’
For fuck sakes, it was fucking dire. The film was bad enough, but a cheap local ‘am-dram’ production made me want to rip my own arsehole out.
Amateur Dramatics, more like Amateur Traumatics
Nominated by: Boaby
Vlad the Impaler
If we can nominate dead people I would like to choose Vlad the Impaler he was a cruel and ruthless dictator, but very good to his mother and enjoyed flower arranging in his spare time.
I bet even Hitler had a cuddly side.
Nominated by: Mummy Bear
Joleon Lescott
Joleon Lescott is a prize cuntflap.
Aston Villa were relegated from the Premier League yesterday and Lescott, who “plays” for Villa, apparently said this regarding their relegation, “Now it’s confirmed, maybe it’s a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances”.
What a fucking cunt! Have the players heroically not been giving performances in the dimwitted hope that the club would stay up? And now that it doesn’t matter are they thinking of actually winning a fucking match? Footballers in general are dislikable, lynchable cunt-towels but this twat and his bizarre double-forehead has somehow managed to lower the bar even further.
Nominated by: Galted Asas
Lilly Wachowski
Lilly Wachowski is a cunt….
Again, coverage and publicity for yet another being a look at me circus freak… Silly me, I meant transgender personage, than for any actual work or achievement… Andshe/he/it looks like one of Worzel Gummidge’s heads…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: in the future even men and women will cease to exist…. There will just be a world full of these cunts… Like Planet Of The Apes, only with trannies….
Nominated by: Norman