Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Ghostbusting tarts

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I’d like the nominate the new Ghostbusters movie and the cunts who defend it.

What a load of PC bollocks this movie is, the people defending it assume that anyone who criticises the concept is some raging misogynist. People acting like it’s some great stride for feminism just because they changed the gender of the protagonists. You’d have done more by actually producing an original movie instead of coasting on the success of the previous male orientated movie. Then again women are constantly trying to ride on the coat tails of men as they’re entitled cunts who want stuff handed to them on a plate.

Then they cast that fat ugly unfunny cunt Melissa McCarthy in it and make the token black women an uneducated fucktard, I’m sorry I meant ‘street’. Trying to be PC yet still racist as fuck. Well done you utterly useless cunts.

I don’t want to watch it because it looks shit. Get that into your head you sanctimonious cunts.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Martin Schulz

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Martin Schulz, President of the EU Parliament, has been accused of orchestrating a power grab by plotting to put his German friends and political allies in key EU positions.

Already the EU’s top civil servant Klaus Weller is German. As is the leader of the European People’s Party, Manfred Weber.

Schulz isn’t happy with that though. He wants his long time aide, Markus Winkler to become Deputy Secretary General. He also wants to put several other German officials into the EU Parliaments administration. Germans have always had a certain arrogance about them, but even those standards, this is stunning. Even the French are concerned by this brazen attempt to snatch power from the other 27 nations.

Although, considering how Germany has TWICE tried to take over Europe, AND the way in which Merkel has ridden roughshod over the Commission, I’m surprised nobody saw this coming.

This came in the same week that it was revealed a British led EU military exercise out on Salisbury plain was ordered by the EU to display its flag on ALL military vehicles, amid rumours that EU is planning to take over our armed forces. I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but it seems to me that the Fourth Reich is starting to awaken. This cannot be allowed to happen.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Islamic jihad

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I think the religion of peace needs an emergency cunting. I probably don’t need to say much more than that after what happened in Nice last night.

Luckily the Jihadi did it before Friday prayers so the brothers can have a good chuckle about it together. I wish I could see the shock on his face as he’s introduced to the promised virgins just to see that they’re all male.

It’s about time the gloves were taken off and these fuckers were dealt with properly.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Harriet Harman [10]

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Just read a great one in the Daily Express. Apparently, Harriet Harperson was on the Sunday Politics being interviewed by Andrew Neil. He showed her photographs of seven of the top shitwipes in the EU, including Donald Tusk and Mario Draghi, and asked her to name them. She score 0 out of 7.

That’s right, the thick, feminist fuckwit failed to get a single one right. All she could do was ask, “who are they”?

Andrew Neil replied, “These are the people that you think should be running us. You don’t know who they are.”

She then apparently accused Neil of picking the photos at random, with Neil then telling her who they were. As Isobel Oakeshott pointed out, it tells you all you need to know about the EU, and the Remain campaign. Cameron and Gideon must have been sat at home, screaming at their TV’s.

Nobody has ever accused Harperson of being intelligent, but fuck me, if you’re going to campaign to have Britain enslaved by the EU, at least have the fucking decency to know who the slave masters are.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Parliamentary SNP

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I think the Parliamentary SNP have to be cunted, just for their miserable attitude and complete inability to put politics to one side for just a few minutes. I think we can all agree that Cameron is a monumental cunt. But yesterday was his last day as Prime Minister, and that meant he would no longer be in a position to fuck things up for those of us who were NOT born into wealth and privilege. It was a day to be happy, and to wish him well for the future. Even if we didn’t really mean it. It’s just polite, and done partly out of respect for the office of Prime Minister.

Even Corbyn managed to surprise me, by showing that he really does have a sense of humour. I almost liked him. The SNP however were a different story. Rather than platitudes, that miserable cunt Angus Robertson, face like a bulldog licking shit off a nettle smeared in Marmite, chose to put a downer on the occasion. “The Prime Minister’s legacy”, McMisery announced, “will be destroying the Union with Brexit”. It wasn’t those EXACT words. He was such a dour cunt, I wasn’t listening properly.

Even as Cameron made his way out of the commons, with ALL other MP’s, including Watson and Corbyn, clapping, those wretched Scottish cock lickers couldn’t summon the manners to join in. They were a fucking disgrace. Even Skinner managed to grit his teeth and join in the applause. And Skinner is the ULTIMATE graceless cunt!

Now I know that not all Scots are nasty, ill-mannered, braindead, charmless, inbred, fuckwit, Sturgeon clit kissers. Some are even nice people. But their representatives in Westminster most certainly are ill mannered, braindead, etcetera, etcetera. Thirty minutes. That’s the length of time they had to be polite. Thirty minutes to pretend they didn’t despise Cameron. Thirty minutes out of their whole lives. But they couldn’t even manage that. Which just shows that they even suck at being politicians.

If the Scots ever vote to break up the British Union, they will deserve everything that happens to Scotland. Because the McFannyfarts who soiled the Commons with their presence yesterday, are the McFannyfarts who will be running Scotland. And they will NOT do a good job. The SNP are nasty, small minded, ignorant, England hating shit eaters. They’re not politicians. They barely even qualify as human.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

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