I am only guessing, but I’m sure he’s an arse bandit and just married her so he can carry on sucking cock after he fell out with his lover Robert Webb.
What’s he doing now? Probably working in Mr Byrites selling jeans
Nominated by: Boaby
Don’t get me wrong here, a small little discrete flower , fairy, unicorn or dolphin maybe on the ankle I don’t have a problem with, a bit chavy perhaps but we all make mistakes. No, I’m talking big fucking ugly full sleeve jobs, ones covering the entire chest or the very worst big ones on the thighs. I saw one with a big red indian head on one thigh and a dogs head on the other. Fucking gross! And she couldn’t have been a day over 23. Big chief Pow-wow and fido are going to be with you for a very long time, you silly little cunt.
What are they trying to say? Tats are traditionally for bikers, convicts and sailors. People living on the fringes of society. Is that what these bimbos are trying to say? “Look at me, I’m an outlaw living on the edge” No you are not, you are just a silly little air headed cunt! I wouldn’t touch one with a barge poll.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Cunts like her give blacks a bad name. Cunt.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
There is nothing more guaranteed to piss me off than being stuck behind some cunting piece of shit shopping car with “zero emissions” written on the back. Zero emissions my arse; where do you think the leccy comes from you cunts? Just because the fucking car doesn’t have an exhaust pipe, do people really think the fucking power stations don’t either? Cunts.
Just for good measure they put the charging stations in the closest parking bays to the shops just so I have to walk past the cunts. At least have the decency to put the charging points where they belong: In a corner of the car park that reeks of piss and has a long walk (hopefully in the rain) to the shops.
Nominated by: Cuntypops
The invisible walkman is a condition that effects many cunts, they normally have an upright stance an a bemused expression on their face as they go through day to day life totally oblivious to their surroundings.
Prime example one of my neighbours who came home last night and reverse parked accross the back of my car which is in a parking space.
This is going to involve me having to pay them a visit and ask the embarrassed hubby to move the abandoned vehicle much to which he will comply yet again, and apologise.
Where as it would be a lot simpler to slap her round the head with a cricket bat and shout “wake up!”
Sad, but she is not the only one, I find them standing in shop doors looking inwards blocking the entrance, stationary in front of supermarket shelves, driving at you on the wrong side of the road and its not just women.
What is going on?
Nominated by: Lord Benny