Bernard Cazeneuve

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Need to cunt Bernard Cazeneuve, the French equivalent of the Home Secretary for saying “the british must take on their moral responsibilities” . This is in relation to taking in child migrants from the so called jungle.

Now listen you cunt, we have no responsibility, moral or otherwise for these violent potential terrorist bastards.

Did we have a moral obligation to let in the last lot who invaded you and wanted to come to this country in 1940 ? No, we stood our ground and that’s what we should do now.

How is that just because someone travels a long way and wants to come here that places a moral obligation on us.

It’s your problem you French cuntbubble not ours. Burn the fucking jungle and shift those violent cunts back to whichever flyblown shithole they came from.

Nominated by: Johnson

Carey Mulligan

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Carey Mulligan. Until yesterday I was blissfully unaware of the cunt but today she has forced herself into my bubble, teddy bear in hand, demanding that I give a fuck about Syrian children getting killed (as if children have more right to life than adults).

Aparently she formed her opinions on the subject while visiting a refugee camp while pregnant last year. What is it with these luvie cunts? Why don’t they go to Spain or Greece on there holidays like normal people? It’s no wonder she got the arse if she went on an all inclusive deal with Thomsons to a refugee camp.

Anyway, what she saw there compelled her to call for “something to be done”. Right you are, love. What would you suggest? A no fly zone? War with Russia? Nice one. Since when was UK policy dictated by a hormonal pregnant woman on a far from satisfactory holiday? Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

TV Game Shows

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TV Game Shows need to be cunted,

If you watch any of them they all have this shit lighting and crap sets, all the cunts on them seem to be dressed by the show as they never have any labels on their clothes. The prizes are fucking crap (especially on the BBC) or way too hard to win and it’s makes me wonder why the cunts bother going on the ‘Shows’. I remember Bullseye and The Price Is Right from when I was younger and they were alright nowadays it’s mostly shit. Why anyone would go on TV to try and win a grand is beyond me.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

Neighbours [2]

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Neighbours are cunts. Mine are chavs. They complain but don’t realise it cuts both ways.

I got threatened about waking up the jailbird’s precious daughter last November. Before the school holidays had finished they complained about my kids bring up at 10.00 saying that their precious little criminal cunt was getting into a routine to go back to school. Two nights later when the little cunt was presumably at her auntie’s the thug wankstain cunt was drilling the walls at ten past two in the morning. My smart daughter recorded it. The next night when my kids were asleep I could hear the cunt mini-chav yawping at 11.30 at night.

Just to give you some idea of what an anti-social nuisance I am, I am a 62 year old single parent doing the best I can for two children. Yes I shouldn’t have had kids at my age but I didn’t realise I was going to be left rowing the boat whilst my cunt missus was drilling holes in the stern. I’m not complaining though. I’ve worked all my life and paid tax. I’m not a nuisance.

The chavs next door have got no obvious signs of earning an income, drive a better car than me and are all round piss takers. I’ll have to have a word with the cunt’s probation officer because the chav twat’s out on licence for house breaking and battering women. They can wait.

Summat shit’ll happen to them. Cunts.

Nominated by: Alan Fistula

I hate my neighbours because they are the most inconsiderate, selfish, unreasonable bunch of bastards you could ever have the misfortune to come across. They block my drive, park on my front garden and generally abuse me at every opportunity.

They love doing exactly what they like, whenever they like, and have absolutely no respect for my property.

Pretty much everything in the following song is true!

Nominated by: Chas C

Mazher Mahmood [2]

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The Fake Sheikh’s secret mugshot…

Mazher Mahmood (aka The Fake Sheik) needs a celebratory re-cunting to mark the occasion of being found guilty at the Old Bailey of perverting the course of justice.

I first cunted this cock-juggling scum back in 2014 when he was originally arrested and charged. The cunt managed to delay court proceedings for an eternity by employing the old ‘Janner Defence’ ie claiming to be too ill to stand trial, but now he’s been found guilty and is facing a prison sentence.

He’s also facing approx 20-25 civil cases (so far!) for all manner of claims relating to his numerous entrapment stings, all financed and published by the coffin-dodging cunt Murdoch.

He always guarded his identity for fear of revenge by those he’s stitched up. Let’s make sure this photo goes all over the net so there’s no doubt about his appearance and identity. I sincerely hope that someone on B Wing will introduce the cunt to Mr Shiv.

Nominated by: Fred West