The Pride Of Britain Awards

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The Pride Of Britain Awards deserves a monumental cunting, Let me explain:

These Awards have been hijacked by Z-List ‘celebrities’ and so-called ‘celebrities’ to boost their PR with the unwashed masses.
The Awards should be about the people who are being recognized for helping the community, performing outstanding feats of bravery or generally making the World a little better.

But it isn’t, it’s all about cunts like Gary Barlow, Piers Morgan, Susanna Reid, Carol Vorderman and David fucking Beckham.
They all saunter on stage for 2 minutes to hand out a award and are lauded as the heroes of the show, FUCK OFF.

Barlow is only doing it because he is a tax-evading cunt, Piers Morgan is only doing it because he is an egotistical cunt, Susanna Reid is only doing it because she is an over-the-hill cunt who thinks every man adores her, Carol Vorderman is only doing it because that’s the only way she get on TV these days and David Beckham is only doing it because he has an IQ of 14 and thinks it’s the BBC’s Sports Personality Of The Year Awards.

So, the Pride Of Britain Awards is a cunt for making it all about the ‘celebrities’ who give up their invaluable time to pop on stage for 2 minutes and pick up a cheque for £5000 for the privilege.

Nominated by: Boaby

Americunts rioting

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Every single one of the rioters kicking off in the US are snowflake cunts. Not one of them over 25 and 90% white. They have been told NO! by the grown ups and the dummy has been spat right out. They should get the national guard in and shoot the cunts.

They argue that Clinton won the popular vote, i.e. she got more votes than Trump all together. But all the votes are not in yet. Arizona and Michigan, both presumed Republican states have not reported and neither has New Hampshire. I’ve no idea why they have not reported their vote tally yet, maybe once a winner has been declared they stop the count. But until the true vote tally has been reckoned the snowflakes need to shut it and get back to doing their homework. Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Carter Fuck

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In the connection of ‘free speech’ we received a letter from Carter Ruck litigation specialists on relation to a photo we published back in 2014 when we cunted Mr Brooks Newmark, Minister for Civil Society (Resigned). Seems that he can’t dispute what we said about him being a sleezy little fucker, so he got his lawyers to force us to remove the naked selfie he took of himself

And the grounds for this shite? Copyright infringement! FFS if you don’t want naked selfies of yourself posted on the internet, don’t take the fuckers in the first place you dozy bugger!

Anyhow, at the threat of being forced to remove said ‘copyright infringement’ or face legal closure of the site – what price free speech now? – we’ve removed the picture. We’ve also been told that we can’t publish the letter but fuck ’em. If you don’t want it made public then don’t fucking write it in the first place

Here it is, names blanked out to protect the guilty…

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Hello,

Unfortunately we’re experiencing an issue with your website or account and need your help to remedy the situation ASAP. Failing to respond to this notice via email or ticket with our Abuse department could lead to suspension or termination of your account(s). The following is a description of the issue:

Username: *********
Domain: is-a-cunt.com
Host: false
IP Address: ***.***.***.***
Abuse Type: Copyright Infringement

We received the attached notice of copyright infringement under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (“DMCA”).

YOU MUST REMOVE THE ALLEGEDLY INFRINGING MATERIAL WITHIN 48 HOURS OF THIS EMAIL BEING SENT TO YOU, OR YOUR ACCOUNT AND ALL ASSOCIATED WEBSITES WILL BE DISABLED.

If you do not believe the material infringes the copyrighted work, please provide us with a counter notification containing the following information:

1. Your name, address, phone number, and physical or electronic signature;

2. Identification of the material claimed not to infringe the copyright(s) and enough information to locate it;

3. Your consent to the jurisdiction of U.S. District Court in the address provided above, or if you are located outside the United States, the jurisdiction of U.S. District Court for the District of Massachusetts and that you will accept service of process from the person who provided notification above; and

4. Include the following statement: “I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in this counter notification is accurate and I have a good faith belief that each identified material above should not be removed or disabled.”

Even if you send a counter notification, the material must still be removed within 48 hours of this message. If you do not remove the alleged infringing material, your website will be suspended, and will remain suspended at least ten (10) days. If you provide the proper counter notification, we will reverse the suspension of your website within ten (10) to fourteen (14) business days provided we have not received notice the complainant has filed action seeking a court order to maintain the suspension.

NOTE: You may be liable for damages (including costs and attorneys’ fees) if you materially misrepresent that a product or activity is not infringing the copyrights of others. Accordingly, if you are not sure whether certain material infringes the copyrights of others, we suggest that you first contact your own attorney. If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact us.

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Dear Sirs,

We refer to your email below of 7 October to which we respond as follows, adopting the same numbering:

1&2. The copyrighted work is the “selfie” image (“the Image”) of our client undressed at his home, which is being published at the following URL https://is-a-cunt.com/2014/10/brooks-newmark/.

The image was self-evidently taken by our client and he owns the copyright in it. The Image has never been published with our client’s consent. It was first published without our client’s consent in 2014, having been disclosed, also without our client’s consent, by an individual to whom our client had sent it in confidence. Our client has not given, and does not give, you permission to publish the Image. The publication of the Image at the URL above is in breach of his copyright.

3. We may be contacted at the email addresses *********.*******@carter-ruck.com and *******.******@carter-ruck.com at the postal address Carter-Ruck, 6 St Andrew Street, London EC4A 3AE; and by telephone at +44 (0)20 7353 5005.

4. I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.

5. I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.

We await your urgent response, and confirmation that the Image will be removed from publication at the webpage identified above, and not republished in any form.

All of our client’s rights are reserved.

Yours faithfully,

Carter-Ruck

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Carter-Ruck Solicitors
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One of the UK’s best-known law firms, Carter-Ruck has a longstanding reputation for its expertise in the field of litigation and dispute resolution.

Carter-Ruck is a CarbonNeutral® company. Think of the environment. Do you need to print this email?

No, we don’t need to print this email, but we believe the public has a right to read it…

Nominated by: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dead Pool (43)

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Congratulations to J R Cuntley (love your books on fly fishing) who correctly predicted the demise of our favourite UNCLE Robert Vaughan.

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ll stick with the same Dioclese lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

Stephen Cowan

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I’d like to give a cunting to Stephen Cowan,the leader of Hammersmith and Fulham Council,who,after a trip to the Jungle in Calais promised to welcome and shelter “children” from the camp. However,when the first five turned up,he promptly farmed them out to a different area,and demanded that the government pay for their keep.

Fucking typical wanker, in the great Bono and Geldoff tradition,demand that something is done,bask in their own righteousness, and expect someone else to pick up the bill. I’d make the twat care for the fuckers in his own home,might not be so keen then.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler