The Leavers Prom

Posted on November 29, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Another of these pathetic American imports is “The Leavers Prom”

An excuse for overweight,chavvy mingers to spend their dole money on their equally overweight,chavvy minging offspring. Talk about trying to polish a turd. The programme I saw, one Waynetta Slob had ordered a dress costing hundreds, but it didn’t fit her obese daughter when it was delivered. Hardly surprising it didn’t fit considering that you couldn’t have bent wire to map the porkers contours.

There they were, beauty treatments,fitted gowns,hooves professionally buffed,hair styled and all to no avail. Still a bunch of fucking swamp monsters.

The final straw was hiring limos to transport them to the prom….I’d have just herded them straight up the ramp into a cattle wagon.

Where the money came from was never explained,nobody seemed to have a job.

However, the biggest sin was leading me to believe that I was going to see a bunch of nubile 18 year old beauties casting off their St Trinians style uniforms,ready to join the real world. No worries on that count,most of them looked like they,d had more pricks than a pin-cushion…far from the innocents my imagination had conjured up. Jail-bait, no….Jail gang bosses more like.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Smart arses

Posted on November 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to nominate busty lesbian milfs in stockings, licking each others arses as cunts.

Now i wait and see what photo will be in the header….

Nominated by : Birdman

The mannequin challenge

Posted on November 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Can someone please explain this shitty “mannequin challenge”?

Everyday I feel a little less connected to this world. I’m all for never growing up and staying forever young, but the world has gone barmy. Organised fun should be left to the under tens, and any older cunt doing shite like ice bucket challenges should be sent to reeducation classes.

There they will be verbally abused until they realize its only patter. They will go without social media until they can talk to each other face to face for more than five minutes without being upset at other people’s facial expressions.

They will be taught to wear what they like , and not have to copy any hipster trends coz hipsters who do not change will be shot. And apart from the wimmin, the “men” will learn to get horny over the opposite sex again…

And they will learn that when some doss cunt throws icy water over themselves or grows a moustache that they are just fucking eejits with no hope and will be terminated.

Here’s to a brave new world with no cunty eejits to encumber us……

Nominated by : Birdman

118 118

Posted on November 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

118 118 need to be cunted. I don’t think I have ever used it and when I checked how much the cunts charge I never will. £3.49 per call and £3.49 per minute thereafter (minimum 1 minute) apparently so I think they charge you best part of £7 for a fucking number. What a load of cunts.

Who the dumb cunts are who call them I don’t know, why not Google the number for free and if your an old cunt with no phone ask/ring some cunt who can look it up for you. It’s one of those situations where I don’t know who the biggest cunts are? 118 118 or the people who use it. It’s no wonder they have now moved into money lending after ripping off all these cunts.

I remember those two annoying 70s athlete lookalike cunts in the Mews where I live running up and down like a pair of cunts, with all the Media cunts in the Office below me lapping it all up like a load of cunts. ‘Got your number’ yeah I got yours as well, you cunts.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt