The mannequin challenge

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Can someone please explain this shitty “mannequin challenge”?

Everyday I feel a little less connected to this world. I’m all for never growing up and staying forever young, but the world has gone barmy. Organised fun should be left to the under tens, and any older cunt doing shite like ice bucket challenges should be sent to reeducation classes.

There they will be verbally abused until they realize its only patter. They will go without social media until they can talk to each other face to face for more than five minutes without being upset at other people’s facial expressions.

They will be taught to wear what they like , and not have to copy any hipster trends coz hipsters who do not change will be shot. And apart from the wimmin, the “men” will learn to get horny over the opposite sex again…

And they will learn that when some doss cunt throws icy water over themselves or grows a moustache that they are just fucking eejits with no hope and will be terminated.

Here’s to a brave new world with no cunty eejits to encumber us……

Nominated by : Birdman

35 thoughts on “The mannequin challenge

  1. Fucking clowns thats wot a we have here,pure fuck lord cunts,try and do the mannequin challenge in biggins dressing room,it would;nt last a long,cunts a they be.

    • It says a lot about many of the younger generation that this is what passes as entertainment now. Standing fucking still for a while. Jesus wept. Whatever will they come up with next?

  2. This manne…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..quinn challenge is a load of shite…….

  3. I’ve been stalking Gemma Arterton waiting for her to bend over in the “mannequin challenge”…then I make my move.

  4. Will the Ohio university attack be blamed on Trump ?
    Give it a couple of hours, and i bet his election victory wil be named as the reason for some doss cunt mowing down people in a car and then cutting them with a butcher knife.

    Hope whoever done it hasn’t heaped more shame on peaceful folk, even though the peaceful folk i see are shameless cunts…..

    Attacks involving a butchers knife and a vehicle, sound’s familiar eh ?

    • If anything this will make trump stronger lol “man rammed his car into a group of pedestrians at Ohio State University then got out and began stabbing people before he was shot dead by police.” “The attacker was an 18-year-old Ohio State student, a Somali refugee who was a legal permanent resident of the US.”

      Another violent Dindu Nuffin dead while libtards cross their fingers hoping the shooter is a white male hahaha 🙂

      The wall just got 4 inches higher and they are going back you better believe it folks!

  5. It’s like a year long advent calendar of cunt. Planking, SLS challenge, all because some sad cunt filmed their sad cuntery, put it on cuntbook or twatter or spackchat for other window licker nobodies to copy, and then it goes ‘viral’. If you want something to go go viral, sad cunts of the world, try the Ebola challenge. Kafferkey is winning so far, but it’s all yours for the taking…..

    • Thing is, some other virtue signalling nurse cunt (Donna Wood who deserves a cunting in her own right) knew Cafferkey’s temperature was high as they disembarked in that small airport called Heathrow but unilaterally decided that the temperature should be marked down incorrectly lower so that they could be fast tracked onto the flights they needed to get in order to get home.

      Well Donna/Pauline thanks for thinking about the rest of us with your flippant decision which potentially could have cost thousands of lives back here – you cunts!

      It’s bad enough you brought a disease back with you which cannot exist outside of a lab in our climate but to knowingly (and wrongfully) sweep an important test under the carpet – just because you were a bit tired – was a dereliction of your primary duty of “first do no harm”!

      Well I hope you never work in the NHS again you cunts!

      Going out there was for your benefit (look at me, aren’t I a goody-two-shoes cunt), not the Africans, don’t ever say otherwise you irresponsible cunts!

      • Could have equipped a small hospital with the cash that has been pissed away on getting that selfish bint from Scotland to London every time she fucking sneezes. As for her reckless mate, what a complete cunt. Play with your fucking safety, not mine. How many people could those two twats have killed?

      • I’ve said before, that if Cafferkey is not going to be charged with endangering lives, then she should be sued in a civil court.
        She is either a stupid fuckwit cunt who should never be employed as a nurse again, or she’s an evil fuckwit cunt who should be behind bars……….

      • Was unaware of this Donna cunt before now. Good to know that they put their convenience before the health of fuck knows how many others.
        What a pair of cunts.

  6. To make it more fucking fun they should have to do it by standing on a land mine,would make good tv as well.

  7. A New Hampshire University has removed all Stars & Stripes flags from their campus (just before veteran’s day, which honours the military) because of the negative effect it is having on students following the Trump election victory, and the racial, masoginistic and “Islamaphobic” connotations that the national flag now represents…

    (Fuck me we’ve had that for 4 decades with the George Cross! Show a Saltaire, Royal Standard of Scotland or Welsh flag and you’re patriotic. Show the George Cross and you’re a racist! Cunts!)

    You think I’m kidding right? Wrong!

    https://youtu.be/u1cKBq1aIpA

    Other US colleges are preventing speakers who can even be considered mildly right-wing from attending their campuses to debate topical issues to the length that they have a flotilla of security guards waiting to prevent any such access to the campus.

    And I’m not talking the head of the KKK here, just Milo Yiannoupolous (who is gay) and Ben Shapiro (who is Jewish) who both get called homophobic and racist respectively by the ultra-intelligent and “always right” liberalists.

    https://youtu.be/YhSy6z6_qg4

    So the democratic liberal mantra is: “Our view or no view!” and it is as simple as that. Luckily ordinary folk are now realising this and are now showing these cunts that there is another view – at the polling stations, where it matters, you CUNTS!

    —-

    Today I had the misfortune of attending #1 kid’s first parents’ evening at 6th Form College. The first sign that hits you on the door on your way in states: “This is an LGBT safe space.” – this was the entry to the 6th Form communal area.

    The teachers were lovely and the reports all good. On my way out I noticed the following A3 poster, completely red with black writing: “Some people are gay! Get over it!”

    It was at this point I realised that the brainwashed millenial generation is fucked! They’re all being pre-programmed to have the backbones of jellyfish, the assertiveness of someone on a life support machine, and the belief that everyone loves everyone else and everything is fine…until it isn’t…and then we’re fucked!

    So is it an “unsafe space” if you’re not lesbian, gay, bisexual or transexual? And I know some people are gay. I couldn’t have cared less in the 80’s and even less now!

    So what’s the issue? Answer, there isn’t one, but by daubing the wall in this shit it allows the liberalist cunts the chance to virtue signal at every opportunity!

    Fucking sickening it was. No doubt the Thu night “debate society” is a dry affair with no opposing views unless it kicks off because one protagonist claims they are more liberal than another? Maybe?

    Christ in a basket! When the “peaceful” uprising happens (and it will just as soon as the numbers are in their favour – hopefully after I’m dead) it’ll be these cunts who we’ll have to rely on to suppress it.

    Well hold that “Love for All!” sign tightly in your safe space my young friends, and make sure you surround yourself with vigil candles, I’m sure that’ll stop the nasty cunt who’s approaching with a machete from lopping your head off!

  8. Jose Mourinho is a cunt… All for Mourinho being given time but he needs to cut out the toddler tantrum impressions and talking shite in his pre match interviews… There is a difference between passion and throwing toys out of the pram…

    • Not just a cunt but a massive narcissistic cunt as well. It’s all about him.
      Ferguson was a purple nosed scotchist but he put the club first, not himself. Cunty Mourinho the complete opposite.
      Why the press hang on his every word I don’t know. Boorish cunt.

      • The Doc used to have the press eating out of his hand when he was United manager in the 70s, but Tommy had a sense of humour as well as taking the game seriously… Something even Fergie managed now and then too… But Mourinho is such a dour cunt he reminds me of Dave Sexton, without Dave’s good manners…. I don’t know how Mourinho has so many press and media allies when he doesn’t treat them very well… I swear even if he was giving a young Raquel Welch one up the chuff and eating a cream cake while he was at it, he wouldn’t crack a smile…

      • Not to mention that Hollywood luvvie (and known cunt) Horse Face Roberts getting into Old Trafford for free yesterday and the groundstaff letting her platoon of brats all over the pitch… Ask old Gee-Gee Mush if she knows who Bryan Robson is and she won’t have a clue what you’re on about… Nu-Footie celeb-fan cunt…

    • He only kicked a water bottle (from what I saw)?

      Fuck me when I got an infuriating email from a cunt at work a few years back the whole vanity panel went from under my desk such was my rage!

      Fucking snowflake football!

      • Doesn’t do himself -or United any favours though.. Mourinho must know by now that there will be ‘look at me’ card happy refs out to collar him and get their name in the papers… When he’s built a great team and established himself at Old Trafford, then he can fuck them all off and be almost untouchable like Fergie was in his prime….

    • Thankfully the pricks shtick has been exposed in recent years, I think the Madrid job really hurt his ego but he did briefly bounce back with Chelsea before the meltdown we are still witnessing from the last 12 months.

  9. Funny to see liberal leftard cunts eulogising Fidel Castro, a homophobic bigoted cunt, whilst continuing to spit bile at Mike Pence, for… errr.. being a homophobic bigoted cunt…
    Selective liberalism…. You can’t beat it…

    • The cunt was a cunt when he was alive and is still a cunt now he’s dead.
      The same cunts who praise him are forgetting he founded a dynasty which they, by and large, object to in this country.
      Hypocrisy rules.

      • King cunt Ken Livingstone was on radio bastard two earlier, lamenting the bearded murdering cunt, and when spineless Vine ventured that he was a bit murdery, old red Ken just said that some people have to die to make the world a better place. I agree with the cunt on that, it’s who he might have a problem with. Commie cunt.

      • And the average IQ of the lefty scum would go up too. I was on a train a year or two ago and that cunt was in the same carriage. You could hear his whining voice above all the other train and passenger noise. God I wanted to punch his little rat face. And if some people have to die to make the world a better place, he should consider suicide urgently. Cunt.

  10. I’d like to nominate busty lesbian milfs in stockings, licking each others arses as cunts.

    Now i wait and see what photo will be in the header……….

  11. Yet another social hipster cunt craze that right-on snowflakes “must do” in order to not feel traumatised and left out from their online circlejerk. What a totally cunting shit year 2016 has been. All these twat crazes in recent times. We’ve had Planking, Tombstoning, Batmanning, Ice Bucket Challenge, Killer Clowns and now Mannequin Challenge. What in the standardised fuck?

    What’s next? Snorkelling in a paddling pool of shit? Nailing people’s bollocks to the path? Sucking off a bull elephant in a zoo? No wonder social meedja is just a pointless cyber junkyard full of shallow corroded shit.

    2016 can fall on its knees and gently kiss my lemon showered arse.

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