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Mindfulness or Mind full?

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I would like to give Mindfulness a good cunting.

This is a concept that I’ve heard a lot about lately and is popular with employers seeking to dodge their obligations to their employees. It is what used to be called living in the moment,so when things are getting a bit much, you need to contemplate the sun shining through the window,say,or have a mental picture of a lovely place you can go to.

So when my employer treated us to a course to learn about this old wank today, I imagined one cunt of a colleague trapped in a burning lift then another being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks and I must say I did feel a pleasant glow.

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Chinese Football Fans

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Chinese ‘football fans’ are cunts….
Clueless fucking knobheads who don’t know their Accrington Stanleys from their Arsenals, and class ‘supporting’ a team ‘online’ (ie: social cunting media) as being a ‘real fan’…
The sort of clueless pricks who worship the likes of Wayne Rooney, but have to google Roy Keane or Eric Cantona to find out who they actually are, and don’t even know that Matt Busby even existed… This picture says it all… Absolute wankers and anyone who wants to go out with Phil Jones has to be either inbred or a mong… Maybe Morrissey (for all his faults) was right, with his suggestion the Chinese are a subspecies…

Nominated by Norman.

The Scottish

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I’m in a bad mood this morning. I need to cunt someone.
Today I think I’ll choose:THE SCOTTISHWhat a bunch of arseholes!Don’t get me wrong. I actually like the Scots on a personal level. The Scots I’ve worked with and drunk with in the past were OK fellas but all they do is moan, moan, fuckin moan.

They get a vote on independence and vote to stay in the UK even though pretty much everyone wants them to fuck off.

Then they moan, moan, fuckin moan about England and vote for those incompetent, miserable lefty’s the fucking SNP just because they hate the English.

We all know that the only reason that they stayed in the UK is because they knew that they’d be a bunch of bankrupt nobodys that would no longer be able to blame the English for their problems if they’d left.

You hate the UK because you don’t want to be ruled from Westminster (you have a devolved parliament you cunts) yet you voted to sign it all away to the fourth reich.

Will they give you powers over your own laws and tax? I think not.

Will they give a shit about your fishing or industries? I think not.

Will they put up with your constant fuckin moaning? Fuck no!

And neither will I. I’m fuckin sick of Scotland and those lingering, malignant cunts the SNP.

And Nicola Sturgeon! …what a disgusting, whining, deluded, super cunt she is!! Her cuntitude is only surpassed by 2016 isac world champion Tim Farron. Maybe …Blair. …Abbott. …Miller. …
OK. There are bigger cunts about but not many!
She was in the running and she wasn’t far off!
She said that the brexit vote was about racism and xenophobia.
Scotland is by far the most racist country in the world! …but I guess it doesn’t count if it’s against the English. (Yes I know the English don’t technically qualify as a “race” but fuck it).
The only reason the SNP were ever voted to power in the first place is because of racism.

I recently heard Alex salmond moaning on the radio about the brexit vote. How he chirped with delight “the pound has tanked!”

Then sign up to the Euro, pledge allegiance to Junkers, Schultz and all those other cunts and FUCK OFF!

…Oh. …but they don’t want you either!

Cunts.

….ahhhh that’s better.

 

Nominated by DeploytheSausage

 

Brendan Cox

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I nominate Brendan Cocks for another cunting.

His “Make me your MP at the next general election” campaign was in full swing this morning and the ABBC were more than happy to oblige the cunt.

As the Batley & Spen area (like most of West Yorkshire) is very “peaceful” then obviously whoever wishes to get that seat needs to appease the “multicultural” aspect and is now shilling for his “The Great Get Together” street party designed to bring people “closer together”.

Actually we can all see that this is a barely disguised attemp to promote himself for future campaign use in his “multicultural” district.

Thing is Brendan, the “peaceful” cunts don’t much like us and while that sentiment may be mutual, is is clear – across the whole of Europe – that this “multicultural” experiment just isn’t working.

I’d say that until recent times 99.999% of the indigenous UK population have tolerated “peaceful” cunts (please don’t confuse that with “like”) but in recent times that tolerance from “peaceful” cunts has not been reciprocated, and it’s getting worse, and across the whole of Europe.

So Brendan, feel free to campaign for that seat if you must, just don’t expect me to get involved with a load of old bollocks to support you!

The direction you and your sadly deceased wife are taking us, sure you may get the “peaceful” vote and your seat in parliament (for now) but at the end of the day all that will guarantee is that you’ll be placed slightly further back in the queue to get your head lopped off!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

John Major (2)

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MAJOR MOANING!!!

I happened to stumble upon what I initially thought was a spitting image re run, there was the original grey man Major talking utter bollocks! Unfortunately I was wrong this was the real thing Major was making a serious intervention on Brexit! “An historical mistake” claimed Major? Well that’s pretty rich coming from one of post wars most useless prime ministers, so utterly incompetent that his leadership lead to 13 years of Blair and co. Let’s not forget this is the muppet who signed the UK into the disastrous exchange rate mechanism!!

He called the referendum result and everything since then “the tyranny of the majority ” is that the new word for democracy?? Amazing stuff!! This was Major at his worst droning on and on and on about the inherent dangers of everything Brexit. As with the other remoaners Major displays a complete lack of self awareness and as one paper reported he represents the tyranny of the minority.

Nominated by Quislings