Chris Martin

That hippy, tinnitus inducing cunt Chris Martin from Cuntplay.

Fancy calling your poor kid ‘Apple’ for cunts sake! What kind of barnstorming, grandstanding mung bean munching Alfalfa wearing pasty wey faced cunt of person does that?

Good God man, do you have no boundaries of cuntishness?

Nominated by HurlingDervish

2 thoughts on “Chris Martin

  1. From HurlingDervish.

    Posh Spice or whatever her bloody name is, y’know the ‘ol prayin’ mantis features herself Bekham’s missus. What fucking purpose does she fulfill? apart from wandering around pouting like a puckered arse hole wearing dead animal skins. She’d probably end up wearing a pair of shoes made out of her cunt flaps one day. Fucking boob. Mind you he’s as much of a fucking twonk for putting up with her shit. Can you imagine putting up with her fucking droning mouth all day long? *retch* Just fucking slap the cunt you twat David!

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