Only interested in sporting pastimes in which YT can cheat and make some dishonest moola but it seems money can be made in a producing capacity in Gaming. More me cup orf tea. Doine me neck orf the woods titles like “Bugger yer neighbour’s Bull” and “Sheep Shag IV” would do the business.

In me book all gamers are cunts because orf the bandwidth they use up. Have a constant battle to connect to this site. Friday to Monday forget it. Just as bad if not worse in the small hours when the hard core are playing “Yank Wank III” with our colonial cousins.

Complain to BT (in India for FS) and Pradesh promises a big server upgrade scheduled for next week isnt’it. Come the big day even more fucking gamers playing ever bigger bandwidth hogging games so back to square one. Withoit gamers the whole fucking pathetic bandwidth situation in this once great nation would be a damn sight better.

Gamers (and film streamers) should all be coupled together with a fibre optic cable plugged up their arses in a dedicated network called a GAN (Gamers Anal Network). Leave the rest orf us cunts to doineload a spot orf porno in peace. “On the Game” ? Now that might be a title orf interest.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

I would like to nominate the Advertising Standards Agency for a cunting.

It’s Xmas and every year in the Northeast we have adverts for DVDs of “The Little Waster” Bobby Thompson.

Most folk outside of the Northeast will have no idea who Bobby Thompson is but in these parts he is a local comedy legend.

Thompson died in 1988 (so nearly 30yrs ago now), never swore in his act, never made a racist slur and his comedy was purely observational of the region, focusing a lot of time on the war years (again observational as to how folk managed and got on during those dark times that would melt the snowflakes of today).

So why have they banned Bobby’s DVD (and I used to listen to this bloke as a kid – because everyone in the family could listen to him)?

Because he smoked on stage (when it was permitted back in the 80’s). Actually he didn’t smoke on stage, he used to have a fag on the go throughout his act but you never saw him take a drag off it.

Not only that, the DVD promoters had the cigarette digitally removed for the adverts but even that was not good enough the Advertising Standards Stasi because they said you could still see “the odd wisp of smoke!”

But the cherry on the cunting cake is the ASA’s list of reasons as to why they’re banning the ad (with the ‘wisp’ of smoke), it…

– Could offend women.

– Upset the recently bereaved, and,

– Encourage heavy drinking.

WTF!?! My Mam and Nan loved listening to “The Little Waster” so the first reason is pure shite – unless of course they mean offense to blokes claiming to be women or bean flickers or snowflakes who can’t cope with the thought of there having ever been a war??

I’d love the ASA to explain what the fuck they mean by the second reason?

And as for the 3rd reason, it’s Christmas for fuck’s sake! As much as you’d like to have it replaced with some tea-total “peaceful” celebration or another, it is still a Christian holiday. Albeit a purile, commercialised cunt of a holiday but Christian nonetheless, and as Christians we are allowed to drink fally-down water, generally do drink to excess, and no DVD would have any impact on that whatsoever!

Yet another example of officious cunts trying to eradicate any form of indigenous heritage which is seen as bad now in all neo-liberal sectors of society!

No doubt the ABBC’s comedy DVD “Nadia’s You’ve Been Beheaded!” will fly off the shelves with the ASA’s full blessing!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The Internet is a fucking cunt! You try to find some information, or some stupid shit that needs to be done, in this case lets say a science paper. But all you can find from the internet is a bunch smart arsed pricks writing overly complicated, cunty, fucked up shit that makes no sense whatsoever, that is useful to fucking no one! The internet is a fucking lie! A useless tool that is hailed as the greatest encyclopedia of all time, that is fit enough to replace actual teaching, even though it fails to answer even the simplest of questions and queries. Fuck. This. Shit.

Nominated by Jeff McJefferson

I would like to nominate Lloyds (The Cancer) Bank for a cunting.

I hold no religion but I do remember the odd story thrust upon me by our R.E. teacher. One story that struck a chord with me (in that I understood it’s meaning immediately as a kid) was that of the Poor Widow’s Offering.

This is the tale where after prayers in the synagogue the rich made a big show of their offering and how generous they were, while a poor beggar woman quietly (almost embarrassed by her poverty) places two small copper coins in the collection box and quietly walks away.

Jesus identifies that the woman’s offering was a far greater gift because while the rich’s offerings were greater in value, hers was greater on spirit because that amount meant nothing to them but her amount meant everything to her because it was all that she had.

The moral of the story being, whatever your gift, no matter how big or small, don’t make a song and dance about it because it doesn’t cut any mustard in heaven and it makes you a cunt on earth!

So why Lloyds Bank? Well at the same time we’re being virtue signalled to death with “right-on” and “inclusive” store/department ads, Lloyds have started an ad campaign extolling their MacMillan cancer training and being the bank that “understands” when you’ve been given the great news that you have the Big ‘C’ and there’s fuck all anyone can do.

I think it’s great that Lloyds have taken on training on how to deal and communicate with sufferers and their families in that most difficult of times but the reason why they are cunts is the flagrant promotion/advertising of how “caring” they are in order to win a few fucked-in-the-head notion of brownie points!?!

Do they think people sit there and think: “Ooh, I might get cancer. Better join Lloyds Bank just in case!?!”

All they needed was Sinatra singing the opening lines of My Way (“And now, the end is near…”) in their ad to put a cunt cherry on the top!

I would imagine that most of the good folk of IsAC have been touched in some shape or form by the Big ‘C’, whether personally, a family member, or friend, and to cash in on that anxiety as the “bank that cares about your cancer” is not only distasteful it’s an absolute disgrace!

“Regrets, I have a few…” – yes that Lloyds wasn’t allowed to fold by HM Govt when they had the chance!

Fucking cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a cunt!