The good Friday Agreement,
Now what a cunt fest that was, admittedly to the bystander Ulster was a mess and it was, but more by our doing than theirs.
Sectarian violence flared, the catholic minority was persecuted by the Protestant majority and Stormont was suspended, British troops were deployed to protect the Catholic enclaves, all was well.
In the enclaves the IRA fermented the rumour of the army of occupation the sides withdrew and started a new kind of war and a new cooperation, a mafia stile vendetta against there own as they scrabbled for turf and control, turning some areas into “No go areas” and deploying their own version of law enforcement.
Realistically the home war was un winnable, it still is, so the war was exported to mainland UK hitting soft targets but mopping up the odd over zealous person at home (sometimes set up by the Prods as they fought their own internal power struggle) all the while the thin green line took the shit from both sides, the only difference was although out manned the IRA out gunned the protestant paramilitaries due to their wealth of support from the soviets and America, The prods were poor and due to loose association with the security forces loosing a lot of there meagre supply of weapons.
In 1990 the berlin wall came down and a buyers market opened, weapons were available to the highest bidder and the prods lost there first major shipment, at the time hailed one of the largest hauls recovered by UK police, the UVF described it as a drop in the ocean…..Jerry Adam shit his pants time for peace.
The outcome? Well the release of paramilitary prisoners, un caught murderers pardoned and bygones became bygones, no one was going to do anything to anyone, apart from the thin green line, they were never written in to this peace accord nor were the thin blue line, it has become open season on the ones we put in harms way to keep the peace and we are now paying murderers compensation (makes my piss boil)
Well fuck this, I see nothing good about the Good Friday agreement, I see nothing good about the new threats being made about Brexit and the border, the cease fire was inevitable when the balance changed, all that can be said is that Civil war was an unacceptable option on UK soil in the eyes of HMG (yet walking round london you sometimes wonder why) but fuck it lets not put the line between them but on the border and see what happens.

Nominated by, Bobby Sands

The Commonwealth Games and the International Olympic committee are a bunch of trendy cunts.

The CG weightlifting is dominated by a tranny competing as a woman. Gavin Hubbard competed as a man until 2014. Now styled ‘Laurel’ this fucking freak has been cleared by the committee to compete as a woman.

In what world can this be fair for fucks sake? Is there no fucker with old fashioned common sense sitting on this committee of cunts?

It seems any fucking freak or weirdo can change sex and compete unfairly with their blessing. What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to Cunt wankers who attend the racing when they know Fuck-All about the sport.

I’ve noticed over the last few years that a certain type has started going to the races. Hen parties are the worst,a gaggle pf overweight,overlubricated tug-boats screaming and giggling in short dresses and high heels as they waddle between the bar and the burger van. I once saw them stand,like a herd of bison,as the “blushing bride” squatted in the middle of the huddle,pissing on the grass.

Stag-dos are nearly as bad, they tend to be a bunch of middle-management types (truly appalling folk) who shout about how their mate who is invariably a trainer,has given them the winner. Invariably,he hasn’t. They then seem to think that shouting abuse at the jockeys as they come in is amusing. It fucking well isn’t,you Cunts.

Then we get to fucking children,I once made the mistake of going on what was called “A family day”…it was dreadful,brats running about even in the dearest stand where I always go. I did consider giving one of the bastards a push under the rails as the horses came thundering past in an attempt to reenact the famous Suffragette moment,but the risk to the horses and jockeys was too great.

I’m sure that other sports must be suffering the same malaise,I know that rugby is,but apart from rugby and racing,I don’t really care. Other sports can get fucked.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler