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Infantile Language

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I’d like to nominate Infantile Language,except when used by small children ,of course.

If I hear another grown woman talking about her “boobies” or “tummy” or one of the cunts in my office having another “chocky bicky”I won’t be responsible for my actions.

I was on a train this afternoon and there was a tannoy announcement “if you see something that doesn’t look right call the British Transport Police”. Well, the bloke sitting opposite had eyes too close together and somebody else was wearing trousers that were a bit short on the leg. Should I have rung the cunts up or not?

I’m sure the announcement used to talk about noticing something suspicious. Presumably this is too complicated and long a word for some of our blue haired tie-dyed legging wearing friends.

Nominated by Mary Hinge

The NHS (2)

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The NHS is a cunt because…

Every fucking year the saintly institution goes into crisis and every year we have to endure all manner of cunts telling us they must have more money. Not really surprising as the NHS is a socialist institution and the only thing socialists like more than spending other peoples’ money is the mass slaughter of anyone who disagrees with them.

They always tell us the NHS is the envy of the world. Is it fuck! Is that why the NHS is unique in all the world? The world envies the NHS so much that precisely fuck all other countries fund their health services the same way.

The NHS acts as a magnet for free loading cunts from around the world. And I’m not just talking about cunts from 3rd world shit holes either. Americunts fly to UK to get aids drugs off the nash for free as the flight over here is cheaper than buying the drugs back in US. I wonder how many cunts would be in Calais trying to break into UK if we didn’t have a NHS?

The NHS is a ponzi scheme. It is like one of those pyramid selling scams, it always relies on more people going in at the bottom to cater for the few at the top. It will eventually collapse as it cannot sustain itself.

The NHS fucks up quite regularly. They pay out millions each year in out of court settlements in compensation for their own incompetence and negligence.

The NHS is very expensive. Back in the bad old days when I paid tax I would pay many £1000s in NI plus my employers would pay even more on my account. I now pay less than €1000 per year for private health insurance and have access to health facilities world wide.

Those are just a few of the reasons the NHS is a cunt. I have every faith my fellow cunters will come up with more.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

McDonald’s customers

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McDonald’s customers are scum cunts.

They seem to be responsible for the majority of roadside litter, as they thoughtlessly dispose of the heavily branded packaging from their chavtastic meal, normally at speed from a moving vehicle, so you get the maximum spread of crap.

Don’t get me wrong, there are KFC and Burger King items also, but overwhelmingly it seems, the maccy dees fan takes the crown of littering scummy cunts. McDonald’s don’t have to signpost their locations, as the trash that they call customers can easily find a franchise by following the trail of brown paper bags and coffee cups to their point of origin.

A takeaway used to be a treat, maybe once a week, or a special occasion, but these days cunts live off them, while moaning that they are always skint. And, I don’t give a rats arse what they say about natural ingredients on their shitty adverts, a mate of mine found a McDonald’s cheeseburger, still in its wrapper, under the seat of his car that his son had dropped about 6 months prior. It still looked fresh. Not even mould would eat it. Put that in the fucking adverts, you cunts…..

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Eric Clapton

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Eric Clapton is a cunt…
Now, I’ve always respected EC: as a musician and as a man… But recently he finally caved in to the PC libfucks and the social medie hordes: by saying he was ‘ashamed’ on his views on migrants and their affect on the UK… Back then he said this:

“I think Enoch’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out,” Clapton said from the stage. “England is for white people, man. We are a white country. … This is Great Britain, a white country. What is happening to us, for fuck’s sake?”

Now, he says this:

“I sabotaged everything I got involved with,” Clapton’s quoted as saying. “I was so ashamed of who I was, a kind of semi-racist, which didn’t make sense. Half of my friends were black, I dated a black woman, and I championed black music.”

So what the fuck has he got to be ashamed about?! Quite obvious that Clapton wasn’t (and isn’t) ‘racist’… He was simply concerned and frustrated about how Britain was going to get overrun and how foreigners would take priority over British workers, citizens, families, children, and pensioners… Which is, of course, what has come to pass…. Like Clapton I have friends who are black (and British), and friends who are Indian (and British), but it doesn’t stop me being concerned about how hordes of illiterate and mercenary migrants draining the welfare system, taking housing, jumping queues, clogging up schools and the NHS, and who mock the British justice system… Anyone else see those African lot ‘protesting’ outside a Manchester court: because they wanted their relatives freed after they’d been rightly imprisoned for rape? (and every one of those cunts will ‘No speaky Engleesh’ and be on benefits of some kind!)…

But Clapton now feels he has to ‘apologise’ to the PC pricks for caring about his country and those who were born and live in it?!
Nah!

Nominated by Norman

The Superbowl

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A 3-course cunting please for American Football and the Superbowl. Or rather, the sudden obsession that the British Media appears to be harboring for this fucking borefest of a sport.

As some may have gathered, I’m into sports. Many and most are of interest to me; even a few of those favoured across the ocean. But American Football is never something I ever ‘got’ and found the endless stop-start, stats-obsessed games of chess with steroided hulks a complete turn off. Each to their own. I accept I could well be a cunt for not liking something seemingly very popular with our friends across the pond.

The fucking nub of the matter though – every cunting news outlet in this, THIS country is currently fawning over the NFL Superbowl like never before. Every site from the Al-BBC to the Mail is covering multiple stories on this over-indulgent wank. Why? Since when have fucking white-van men driving to a building site ever said to each other “Oi Tel, you see the match last night? Brady didn’t ‘alf put down some facking top yardage in the offensive zone.”

Just what is it with Britain furtively absorbing all the bastard imports from the US? Halloween has gone from a mildly routine knock-door-run evening, asking for a few bob – to a full-on fucking mammoth commercialised holiday season. Black Friday can kiss my faeces and don’t even get me started on the cringeworthy adoption of ghetto dialects.

But American football? Really? It’s getting disproportionate coverage considering that no fucker here plays it. The last two years especially have become unbearable – I suspect a fair bit of the love-in stems from the significant ‘celebrity’ presence in and around the sport; a vile cancer that permeates our two countries more than any other in the world.

Fuck off with the pigskin. The only fucking oval ball I want to see is the one being hoofed from Jonny Wilkinson’s boot. Fuck quarterbacks, fuck yards, fuck Tom Brady, fuck that BBC mong presenter ‘Chappers’ who literally blows his beans on screen every time he presents the NFL show, fuck the superbowl and most of all, fuck the British media for forcing this festival of cunt down our throats.

Nominated by The empire Cunts Back