Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Patrick Melrose

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I would like to nominate the Sky TV programme “Patrick Melrose” for a cunting.

I have no idea who or what Patrick Melrose is but by the fact that Benylin Cuntberdink stars in it, and that Sky are pushing it harder than a couple of rocks in Fresno (California), tells me it must be an utter cuntfest of puerile shite!

Cummerbund appears to be playing himself again (as per every role he plays): an aloof intellectual, preceded by successful parentage, who goes on a guilt-trip because of his privilege.

ZZZZzzzz!

I’ve had more entertainment shoving a couple of bleeding piles back up into my anal sphincter after a night on the Guinness!

In this world of Remoaning against Brexit, Tony B. Liar, Appeaser May, etc., it’s not like we’re bereft of cunting targets but “Patrick Melrose” must surely be on the radar??

Nominated by, Rebel without a Cunt!

Andy Watson

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Andy Watson of Horton, Gloucestershire is a cunt.

A cunt who wants celebrity by getting his name on net so lets give it to the cunt.

Andy Watson, who owns the property, was shocked to discover the footage captured on his CCTV camera.

‘I live in a rural area where there are lots of hedges she could have hidden behind,’ he said.

A Royal Mail spokesperson said: ‘Royal Mail expects the highest standards of behaviour from our people while out on deliveries and collections. Any such behaviour is completely unacceptable and we apologise to our customer in Gloucestershire. We are investigating this incident.’

Also, Royal Mail is a cunt but they’re pro’s and the list is too long.

This is a cunting for all cunts who take offence at people who need a piss.

Andy Watson of Horton, Gloucestershire is such a cunt.

Did he need to go full-media?..no! did he need to get the worker into trouble?…no! could he have just left a sarky note on his door like most other cunts?…yes

He went public in his cuntishness, his choice… his cuntitude.

Nominated by Ad_B

The SNP (5)

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Another cunting for the SNP.

The fuckers walked out of parliament. Why? Well as far as I can make out the Mickey Mouse Assembly in Edinburgh seems to think it can vote to stay in the EU or something. Being overruled by the Government has upset the fuckers.

I thought that Scotland was part of the UK and furthermore voted to stay that way. Also aren’t the devolved assemblies or gravy trains for the unemployable as they should be called subservient to UK government except in agreed areas?

God help Scotland being ruled by this set of cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Victoria Derbyshire [2]

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Victoria Derbyshire is a cunt for the following, verbatim:

“It was on the 19th of June last year that 51yr old Makram Ali died after being struck by a van, driven by a far right extremist. The driver – Darren Osborne – was jailed for a minimum of 43yrs.”

Darren fucking Osborne is the absolute, 100% definition of a “lone wolf” attacker who was a pissed up cunt nothing like the well organised and drilled terrorists that do the likes of Manchester Arena but who are then branded “lone wolf” and nothing to do with the religion of “peace”.

This AL-BB-CERA propaganda is sickening. Corbyn and Khan wringing their hands as the anniversary of this “…heinous terror attack…” is remembered in the full virtue-signalling pomp it deserves.

Darren fucking Osborne is a cunt, and it’s a disgrace that his piss-fuelled actions caused someone to have a heart attack after being struck by his vehicle but to even consider/intimate that this is anywhere near in the same league as the horrific actual terror attack by “peaceful” cunts is absolutely fucking disgusting!

Fuck you ABBC! Hold your heads in bastard shame! ?

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Routers

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Routers are a cunt, is there any electronic device out there that you can think of, that is more headache inducing then the dreaded Wi-Fi router?! I think not these wifi devices were designed by bloody monkeys FFS

Bought a top of the line router last week and only regret is my experience from buying the fucking damn thing. This router touts extreme range and 5ghz dual band but its fucking lies! Because my old router has a stronger signal strength and that blasted thing never even had a antenna This one had 4 antennas and is completely fucking useless, play around with the antennas all you like friends but it isn’t gonna increase your signal one betty booping bit.

So in the end of my experience my 4 yr old router works better and has better signal strength then a brand spanking new one with better features… fucking unbelievable fellow cunters

Nominated by, TitSlapper