Cash Only businesses are cunts, aren’t they?

Could anybody elucidate me on this matter: A commercial business opens, perhaps a hairdresser or a restaurant/café. They then display a sign saying “Cash Only.” This means they can bypass any paper trail of receipts and consequently pay fuck all in tax.

Sometimes the sign is on the front window! How audacious can they be? It’s as if they’re bragging about avoiding the taxman!

Ubiquitous culprits of this include Romanian hairdressers, tiny shops with aggressive-looking Kurdish “barbers”, and any “restaurant” selling Asian food.

Why aren’t these places being raided? I understand the Police are busy arresting Tommy Robinson or people who’ve got hurt feelings on the internet but meanwhile these fuckers are creaming it in. They want all the benefits from society without contributing anything. Have HMRC indefinitely closed down?

Dirty, money-grubbing, tax-dodging, gold-toothed rats.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

“Cash only” displayed in the window dahn my manor generally indicates the willingness orf the proprietor to deal in a civil manner with those little exigencies in life that require to be sorted orn a mahn to mahn basis. IE cashola available for protection to the local firm, local plod and local enterprise for such as a spot orf diesel, some gas or electric or a no strings attached installation orf SKY or NETFLIX ect ect.

Supported by Sir Limply Stoke

A cunting for yet another bit of green bullshit.
Electric cars and the government wanting a charge point in every new-build.
Leaving aside the dubious ‘green’ credentials of electric cars and the grid generating problems which will arise, let’s look at a practical aspect of charging.

In any town the streets are choked both sides with parked cars, day and night. So there will be a cable coming out of each house across the pavement? Or will each house have a charging pole at the kerbside? I don’t think this has been thought through. Most houses are not new builds. Most houses don’t have drives or off-road parking.
Another example off bollocks masquerading as environmentally sound.
The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to nominate Birmingham Police Force for a cunting.

I saw this story in the “Currant Bun”. Basically a woman had her phone stolen. It had tracking and theft reporting apps on there one of which takes the picture of said thief when they try to unlock the phone and emails it to the owner.

This coupled with GPS tracking and reporting basically gave a snail trail of the perp’s whereabouts and movements in fine detail.

When the owner presented all this evidence to the local constabulary they basically told her: “Can’t be arsed.” – citing that the GPS fixes were *ONLY* accurate to 300 metres.

Unimpressed the owner did her own legwork investigating the locale of the phone and within a short while even had the perp’s name and address.

Again the response from Birmingdrabad Constabulary was: “Can’t be arsed!”

My reason for this cunting is not because of the disgraceful apathy with respect to an actual crime, no, it is because if I was to post on Twatter: “All ‘Peaceful’ cunts are terrorists!” or “We don’t want anymore gimmigrants from shithole countries!”, etc., I’m pretty sure – even in my digs 300 miles away from home – that I’d be getting a visit from the “Hate Crime” Stasi who are more interested in stamping out sentiments such as: “I wonder what ‘culturally enriched’ part of society committed those stabbings then!” than they are stopping said stabbings in the first place!

And we all know that the “Hate Crime” Stasi only target one demographic in that respect, namely non “culturally enriched” types who have the audacity to identify as men.

Moreover had the perp looked more like Tommy Robinson as opposed to a 40yr old “Calais Jungle” child then I’m pretty sure swift justice would have been metered out in that instance too.

Whether there’s reticence by said officers on the ground so’s not to upset their PC (pardon the pun) loving, quisling, deviant bosses or not, it’s still a fucking disgrace!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!