Acid attacks


As it’s my first cunting….I’d rather not cunt something so serious but my piss is boiling so hard I might achieve nuclear fusion. You may have read a story about a 3 year old being hit with acid. Yes you read that right, not by accident, actually purposely targeted a fucking three year old. So this cunting is reserved for those responsible. Now there are plenty of fuckwits who get cunted on here with the best of reasons, but none quite plumb these kind of depths, even with their unique brands of fuckwittery. I literally despair at the human race at times, the utter degenerate fucking scumbags that we sometimes are, almost makes me hope for a big fuckoff asteroid to come along and put us out of our fucking misery. Scumfucks of a special kind to hurt a child like that…..I feel sick

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

Bonfire bastards

A swift cunting for the ignorant fuckwits who smoke out entire towns and neighbourhoods with their bonfires.

I’m not talking about burning a few branches; I’m on about the useless chimps that stack pile after pile of fucking trees on top of one another to create a Kilimanjaro-like mound of vegetation. Even worse are the cunts who think it’s a good idea to start burning plastics and other materials that cause the horrid black toxic smoke that burns your lungs to buggery.

All hell breaks loose when the cunts pour petrol all over it. Before you can even shift your arse to close a window, the entire gaff is blanketed in a thick cloud of burning debris. The worst scenario is when you are woken up from your slumber to the sensation of a Billy Bunter type cunt sitting on your chest as you gasp for air.

Stop with the gargantuan, petrol-fuelled, plastic-riddled bonfires you silly cunts.

Nominated by Jayniño

Leo Varadkar (2)

It’s time Leo Varadkar, the Irish PM, received a nomination. Up to now, I’ve ignored this insignificant little gobshite. But after his latest attempt at showing the world what a big man is, I can’t ignore him anymore, he’s a cunt of monumental proportions. Since we voted to leave the EU, Varadkar has made many threats about what Ireland would if we pressed ahead with Brexit. None of them have any substance, because he’s not the big shot political leader he thinks he is.

I’m nominating him now, because his latest threat is so ridiculously stupid I can’t help but wonder if he has ANY higher brain functions. He really is the Abbottopotamus’s Irish cousin. Following on from his other threats, this political pygmy is threatening to ban all UK flights heading across the Atlantic from Irish airspace in the event of a no deal Brexit. You can just tell that this knob has not thought things through before shooting his mouth off, because there are several problems that he would face if he did ban UK flights.

First of all, overflight rights are not guaranteed by the EU. They are guaranteed by a multilateral treaty which predates the EU, and was signed by both the UK and Irish Republic. The ONLY way Varadkar could make good on that promise, would be to withdraw the Irish republic from the treaty. The problem with doing that, is that there are 131 other countries besides the UK and Ireland who have signed that treaty, and he would have to ban them too.

Worse still for Ireland, is the threat of retaliation from the UK. As it stands, most flights between Ireland and the EU come through UK airspace, and practically ALL vehicles travelling between Ireland and the EU have to go through England. If Irish planes and ground traffic were banned from travelling through UK airspace or using English ports, Irelands economy would be well and truly fucked.

I can understand Varadkar being concerned with the consequences of a no deal Brexit, the IMF recently announced that a hard Brexit would cost the EU £200 billion per year, and Ireland would be the worst hit. Rather than try to find a workable solution though, Varadkar has decided to hurl insults at us and make numerous threats, all of which are retarded. None of them have taken into the UK’s ability to hurt Ireland far more than Ireland can hurt us. For the most part, the EU has been silent whenever Varadkar has run his mouth off. This time though, numerous politicians from the EU and from member states have been united in the scorn. Someone needs to tell him to either start thinking before he throws out his threats, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Flying Insects

BzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz (while you’re in the garden) zzzzZZZZ

FUCK OFF! (swipe)

Now they fly next to your ear ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZ FUCK OFF!! Ow!

Whip! Get lost or it’s raid time BZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ whip! Hah got ya, fucking leave my dinner alone, tell your friends

(High pitched) zszszszszszszszsszszsz BASTARD (swipe), fuck off zszszszszszszszszszszszs (smash) great the fucking lamp zszszszszszszszszszsz TSSSSSSSCCCHHH taste some raid you bastard. Now I am going back to bed.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Dave Haslam

Dave Haslam is a cunt…

The ex-Hacienda DJ and err… ex-Hacienda DJ is organising a ‘Love Music Hate Racism’ night… Haslam has done this in response to ‘contentious’ comments by the singer Morrissey about religion and politics…. Haslam went on about being ‘let down by Morrissey’ and Morrissey’s support for ‘Tommy Robinson and the far right’….

So, basically this pillock doesn’t bat an eyelid at the hordes on social media, local councils, politicians, big media companies and cunts like the BBC indulging and pussyfooting round their precious pet peacefuls and turning a blind eye to grooming gangs, ‘fuck the police’ marches, and terror plots… Yet a past his prime singer says that Tommy Robinson tells it like it is and it’s open season… One of those camelbuggering cunts commits carnage at a Manchester pop concert and it’s candles and ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’… ie: ‘Nothing to see here! They’re not all bad etc’…. But Morrissey says a couple of words and it’s hang him high…

This is typical leftist libflake shite in a bottle… It’s only ‘racism’ when they say it is and when it’s ‘their’ type of ‘racism’… Racism against white and English people and grooming and raping innocent English girls doesn’t count… But anyone who criticises these bastards and defends those who do the same (like Robinson or Morrissey) does so at their peril…..

Leftism is the new fascism…

Nominated by Norman