A call-to-arms cunting of this ongoing debacle, all started by choice cunt and attention-hungry shitheel NFLer Colin Kaepernick. He became internationally famous for disobeying the NFL tradition of standing for the US anthem pre-match, and instead ‘taking the knee’ – or as I like to call it, ‘kneegroism’ – due to Colin’s claim that black players do not feel compelled to observe the anthem in a country where his creed are supposedly still brutally oppressed.

Irony of a multi-millionaire black guy made rich by the white man’s capitalism aside, let’s clarify a few things:
1) American Football is a cunt
2) Having to endure the Star-Spangled Banner during EVERY match is a cunt
3) The imported commercialism of the Superbowl is a cunt

The reason Colin makes the piss boil is because he has done this blatantly to compensate for the fact he is quite shit at NFL, and now moans racism be stopping him getting a new contract after being dropped and not signed by sny of the NFL teams. Thanks to him, amgry fans all over the US now have to endure endless shows of Kneegroism from fellow blacks who love a good whinge about ancient slavery and the like.

But just when you thought there were already too many shit-cooks fucking up this particularly well-simmered cunt-broth, in wades Nike to make Colin one of their commercial figureheads. Nike, supporters of the oppressed and purveyors of social justice, clearly forgetting that despite such a noble and moralistic crusade, they themselves pay Asian women the equivalent of 2p per day in sweatshops to manufacture their overpriced fabric shite.

Cunts one and all. Some might think ‘negro’ is offensive. Hopefully ‘Kneegro’ won’t bother anyone.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

“Channeling” is how my surgery describes the impertinent questioning of the receptionist every time I want an appointment to see my GP. “Channeling”, it is claimed, is designed to aid the efficient allocation of clinical resources. Fuck off.

It’s clearly designed so that my confidential medical history can be shared around the village. The only “channnel” of relevance is the receptionist’s gob which is the size of the Channel Tunnel. If “Channeling” isn’t enough now we have fucking “Sharing” as in shared GP appointments in groups of up to 15 people.

The Russian GRU are rank amateurs compared to the GP’surgery. Want your confidential information out in the public domain? Come along and share it with 14 gobby bastards at your next appointment. Fuck! This effort has prolapsed them again. Cunts all.

Nominated by Fimbriations

I know a lot of students are arses, but this nomination is titled as follows:
Student arses are cunts…..

As I travel to work and back on Manchester’s transport system (usually the Metrolink), the college and university students are back again, and the amount of fit arses on show is getting to be a bit too much for this approaching middle age cunter…. Nowadays the young ladies either wear the classic tight jeans or the even tighter than a snare drum leggings or jogging pants… Too many beautiful backsides to mention, but there’s one English blonde early 20s student, who has the most magnificent rear bumper and she Had a good natter with me yesterday… Nice girl, but fucking hell, I’d be a lying cunt if I said I’d refuse if she was up for a bit…. I’m getting to old for this sort of thing, but I feel like Wile .E. Coyote when he sees the Roadrunner as a plate of dinner with all the trimmings…

Nominated b Norman

I see that MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has been targeted outside his house by a bunch of rent-a-crowd gobshites, this time from self-styled ‘anarchist group’ Class War.
This bunch of abhorrent, santimonious loonies doorstepped The Mogg and his family, hurling such niceties as ‘your dad’s a really horrible person’ at his kids.
Now The Mogg’s a big boy, and can take the rough and tumble of politics, but having these offensive wasters turn up at your door spouting their bile, particularly when it’s aimed at your kids, is way, way beyond the pale. These prats should be ashamed of themselves, but shame is not something they probably have; no doubt it’s too ‘bourgeois’ a concept to consider according their orthodoxy.
Still, every time these septics carry on like this is a time when they undoubtedly antagonise and alienate yet more people, so I suppose some good might come of it yet. But I’m already antagonised, so a simple ‘fuck you’ will suffice as far as I’m concerned.

Nominated by Ron Knee

In January Mavis appointed a Minister for Loneliness. Now she has appointed a Minister for Suicide. Are these rich cunts and their political puppets trying to tell us something?

Oh you are so angry and depressed. Of course i’m angry and depressed you cunt, my country is being stolen away from right under my fucking nose. Oh, but you have to accept times change.
That’s right , we had a vote on changing times, my side won and now you are stealing that change away from us you cunts!

Er…..yeah but not all change is good….. why don’t you take these pills….you’ll feel much better. Stick your happy pills up your arse bitch!

That’s it innit? They want to convince us that our anger stems from some personal issue, that there’s something wrong with us rather than them. Hello boys, you are all mental don’t you know?

It’s an old trick used in Nazi Germany, the USSR and many other totalitarian regimes. Once they have labelled you then they can lock you away somewhere, for your own good of course.
There are dark times coming ladies and gentlemen and we are the only ones who can see it. But then we are all fucking crazy of course.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog