Right, Epson are getting cunted. Big time. It seems that every fucking month (sometimes more frequently) my Cuntson printer decides to fuck up. It also doesn’t let me load in that much paper (we’re talking less than 20 pages here), meaning I keep having to stand there reloading it, it guzzles ink like a slut at a cum convention (I wish I had thought of that joke but I nicked it from Reddit) – and no matter how often I check the ink cartridges and find out there’s plenty of ink left in there I STILL keep getting the same ‘replace ink cartridges’ message – and, to top it all off, it won’t even let me print in black and white without replacing that fucking cartridge either. I know other companies do it too but none of them do it anywhere near as bad as what Epson do. So fuck you Cuntson for deliberately trying to suck as much money out of me as possible, you fucking cunts. Oh, and did I mention they were cunts?

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Advertising is a cunt.

There are many reasons that it’s a cunt but it’s really had my piss boiling lately.

It used to be that companies used the advertising industry to sell their products.
They would show the product with a catchy slogan, some upbeat music, even some humour…

Now the advertising industry use the companies to push their marxist identity politics ideology on the unsuspecting public.

The worst are McCains chips and Maltesers…
What the fuck has being bent got to with chips?
Why do have to watch a strawberry or deaf cunt explaining how they wanked someone off last night just so that they can sell some shit chocolate?
If it was a “normal” person advertising chocolate by describing how they just wanked someone off then there’d be complaints.
Besides, if and able boddied guy went on a date with a tard and got wanked off by her having a spasm, wouldn’t that be looked at as some kind of abuse?
The femenazi, #metoo, rape culture cunts would be all over it…
“Arrest that evil man!!” They’d all be yelling at top of their Twitter voices. “How dare he take advantage of this poor girl.”

Unfortunately these companies are more than happy to show how progressive and woke they are by pinning their brand to this shite…
At least I now know who NOT to give my money to in future.

Mongteasers and McCains. Cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

EMERGENCY CUNTING for the 200 Tory MPs who have voted for Theresa May to stay on as PM! You backstabbing, traitorous, EU loving CUNTS!!!!!

Nominated by a very angry Opinionated Cunt!

Esther McVey MP

A reet royal scouse cunting for this here today-gone tomorrow, ex Radio 5 presenter, turned MP who got thrown out after one term, came back a couple of years ago,, became a minister, lied in parliament and got found out but then resigned over an entirely different matter, who now dreams of becoming Prime Minister:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1056381/brexit-news-theresa-may-leadership-esther-mcvey-brexit-deal-parliament-vote

Who would want or vote for this gobby airheaded cunt to lead this country when she sounds even worse than Cilla Black. Ta’ra luv. If you need another take over from Jenny Eclair in the advert for itchy fanny cream. She probably needs it by the look on her face.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Richard Branson

A far from Virgin cunting please for this publicity-hungry raddled old queen, who thinks he is some kind of latter day Dr. Livingstone. Just as we have to have a weekly Beckham story, so it is too for old Dick. Here is the latest:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/46387294

The old wankstain has far more money than sense and too much time to indulge it, and he always has that self-satisified smirk on his face as if he was being rimmed by Anthony Blair, at the same time as having his todger sucked by Alan Carr. What a gold plated cunt the elderly arsehole is. If he could just admit it was for self sought publicity, fair enough, but he always tries to imply some great humanitarian good. The only thing Dick is interested in is Dick and his decrepit “brand”.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs