Dianne Abbott

Seriously …. what a waste of fucking space!

Abbott’s recent appearance on BBC’s Question Time has resulted in accusations of racism against Fiona Bruce and the audience. But let’s get this straight: The audience weren’t jeering the useless fucker because she is black, they were jeering her because she is as fucking thick as pig-shit!

For, thirty years the stupid cow has been demonstrating the intellectual capacity of five-year-old, but nobody has been able to say anything against her …. just in case she pulls out the fucking race card.

Fuck knows what the voting population of Hackney North and Stoke Newington must be thinking when they get her elected each time. But wise up, people …. Diane Abbott is a total fucking retard!

Nominated by Cunty McBastard

JJ Abrams
Talentless, over-rated, plagiarist ‘Director’ who doesn’t even disguise the fact that he just lifts entire segments of previous talentless ‘Directors’ work. Then blames his audience for pointing out how shite he is.
Couldn’t finish ‘Lost’, because he ran out of ideas and it was garbage anyway. Yet, studios pay the cunt shitloads of money for his ‘talents’ – stupid cunts.

Oh, and calls his office the ‘The National Typewriter Company’, just to confuse visitors and the Postman … cunt.

Nominated by doubleohoh

Bessie Turner

The fucker below is a ‘singer’ who posted a crying selfie on Instagram to ‘raise awareness’ of something or other. Her new single probably.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-46694786

For fucks sake, what is this generation of pathetic zombies going to end up as?
Me Me. Needy. Needy. Needy.

God help us. A generation of useless fuckwits.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Every fucking recipe I’ve followed of this jumped up little shit turns out as a disaster. Roasted a whole topside beef following this thunder cunt’s recipe. The outcome of the recipe was a topside beef that was drier than an 80 year old nun’s snatch. Waste of cunting time and money. His gravy recipe to accompany the disaster turned out like diarrhoea after drinking a dodgy pint of Guinness the night before. It had been soaked in the pool of excrement to even make it chew-able. Turns out it wasn’t chew-able enough and I almost choked to death on it, then I had to watch my elderly relative remove her denture to pick the bits of beef out.

Fuck Jamie Oliver.

Nominated by Stumpy Mc-Cunty

Gillette

What a bunch of snowflake cunts. The latest ad appears to condemn all men as nasty bastards, and we need to change to make us acceptable to the Feminazis.

Well fuck off Gillette – I’m growing a beard,so you can shove your overpriced “improvement” aids up your arses.

Cunts

Nominated by Big Al

— Fairly Urgent Topical Cunting Incoming —

Just as I lay my sub-normal head down on the pillow for some much needed rest and perhaps a few wet dreams involving that fat milf who used to be on New Tricks, I get hit with an advert so fucking deplorable that it has already set a high benchmark contender for cuntlord company of the year – it is none other than Gillette, the cunts behind overpriced, plasticky razor blades for men too lazy to do a proper shave.

Just sit back and watch this incredible piece of work, my esteemed friends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0

In less than two minutes, Gillette’s massively misjudged PR stunt to appease the SJW ‘woke’ fucking generation of left-wing walking cancers has backfired enormously across all forms of online media. This video essentially preaches to all men to stop being evil, oppressive fucking tormentors and learn to be ‘good’. To teach young boys that they should not grow up to be evil bastards like their father – cue Hollywood hamming-up emotional pastiches of catcalling, #CuntToo, fighting in the fucking street and of course, totally unwarranted aggression to anyone on two Christing legs. You know, the fucking usual.

Aside from the anger that we have yet another fucking company preaching left-wing ideology to customers – who in this case are obviously predominantly men – we also have to endure once again the tried ‘n’ trusted doctrine that being a man is inherently wrong; somehow, by default, that all men are bad and that boys are seen as needing to be ‘fixed’ to prevent them becoming masculine. Burn to death you utter fucking cunts.

How in the name of Jesus Harry H. Corbett Christ can Gillette believe that it is totally worth shitting all over the people who actually buy their crap, just to appease the feminists and the soy-infused, low-testosterone cuckolds who do feminist bidding – the latter of which won’t make Gillette any money of course, by virtue of the fact that they need only one fucking Mach3 blade to last them an entire lifetime.

Now, speaking as someone who has been hacking away at his mug with a Muhle safety razor and loose blades for over two decades, I am thankfully not a buyer of Gillette products. I would however implore cunters who use them to switch to anything other than Gillette – there are a good few cheaper alternatives now – teach these fucking pricks a lesson and hit them where it hurts: the profits.

At time of writing, their propaganda-laden abomination on Youtube has 10k likes versus 100k dislikes. Here’s hoping their left-wing pitching goes just as disastrously for them as it did for Superdry, Ben & Jerry’s and Electronic Arts when they too went for the social justice option.

Gillette – the best a man can cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Gillette deserves an Uber cunting for leaping on to the #Metoo bandwagon and immediately alienating the majority of their customer base.
I’m sure most men are sick to death of having this rancid feminist agenda rammed down their throats at every turn, being branded sexist by simply being male and having our masculinity stripped at every opportunity.
This festering turd of an ‘advert’ removes itself from simply advertising the product and shifts squarely into the current social justice tidal wave of feminist bollocks, assuming it’s customers are all would be sex-abusers and misogynists. Can you imagine the backlash if Always portrayed their customer base as irrational and emotionally unbalanced every time they were on the blob?
Well Gillette you can take your piece of shit advert and the snivelling feminist apologist cunt that directed this utter wank and fuck right off. This is the last time I will be purchasing any of your products. Let’s hope a consolidated effort from your customer base will lead to whichever fucktard thought this a great idea losing their job. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus