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Rabbie Burns [2]

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What better way to kick off the New Year than with a haggis-loaded cunting of Scotland’s own national treasure, Rabbie Burns…?

I went to his birthplace and museum a couple of months back and concluded that apart from being a right know it all, a social justice warrior and a shirt lifter, he wrote some really shite poetry. His ode to the haggis is bad enough without that nasty little new year dirge Auld Lang Syne. What the fuck do those words mean anyway? Well, for those of you who give shit ( and I certainly don’t ) the title actually means ‘back in the day’ or ‘days gone by’ and goes on to say the best way to remember old friends is to get pissed out of your brain. I gather the Scots are quite good at that.

So fuck New Year, definitely fuck Jools Holland’s annual hootenanny, stick your haggis up your arse and do to Rabbie Burns what should be done with all treasures – bury the bugger somewhere you can’t find it…

Nominated by Dioclese

Michael Asiamah

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Michael Asiamah….

This absolute piss-taker was a “Soldier” in the British Army until 2016 who is now suing the MoD for one hundred and fifty grand, why? because he felt cold whilst on manoeuvres and because he, who is of African origin, is more susceptible to the cold than his white comrades.

Firstly I feel I am qualified to express an opinion on this as I too served in the British Army for fourteen years and experienced many extremes of temperature. I will continue.

Mr Asiamah claims that his superiors failed to remind him to bring such essential soldiering items as “gloves” “winter socks” and “boots” to an exercise and when he pointed out that he was cold was told to “carry on”.

A little context here…how long was this exercise?….18 hours. Where was this unforgiving arctic location?….er, initially a field in Leicestershire and later on in that well known ski resort of Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire. In March.

Thankfully this sort of claim is rare and for good reasons, when I was a soldier in the eighties and nineties I had comrades of black African, Caribbean, Indian and even Fijian heritage and we exercised in some seriously cold places like North West Germany in January….minus 15 was not rare and Canada, again in January/February for two weeks at at time….and Yes, they moaned about the cold….we all fucking did, who fucking wouldn’t…but like the rest of us they “soldiered on”.

But you, you fucking charlatan, claim to have aggravated symptoms should you leave your house and the temperature is less than 15 degrees centigrade, pretty much spring, autumn and winter, and all because you spent 18 hrs out on Salisbury Plain, in March…and it was windy. You are a fucking disgrace to men and women in uniform and you should be ashamed of yourself.

The MoD are contesting this travesty and rightly so…can you imagine if they pay him out, what sort of precedent would this set? For surely the reverse can be applied here. The 2009 study by the MoD concluded that black soldiers were more susceptible to cold than their white colleagues (they needed to commission a study to conclude that?) so I’m certain that the MoD commissioned a similar study on the effect that hot weather had on white caucasians…yes, I’m sure they did or it would be unfair and given the fact that most of the recent deployments seem to have been to such places as Iraq and Afghanistan, places where the temperatures regularly exceed 40 degrees, no problem for a soldier of black African or Caribbean descent but a potentially lethal problem for a white caucasian not used to those conditions and not biologically prepared to exposure, that would be pertinent.

So I hope the MoD display the teeth they had when I was a soldier and will tell Mr Asiamah to fuck off and to buy a fucking scarf.

Nominated by HenryV

A Special Holiday Anti-Cunting

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In deference to this time of year I want to bestow an anti-cunting to whoever of you is responsible for operating this incredible forum.

This is not in any way a sycophantic arse-creep but I simply want to express my gratitude to you for providing the means to vent my spleen and read some of the most acerbic and funniest writing there is on the entire internet from decent, like-minded folk.
Whenever I’m feeling like the planet has gone to the dogs there’s always some cunt on here who can be relied upon to lift my spirits. I won’t embarrass you by naming names but one or two really are in the same class as the likes of Peter Cook (who I venture to suggest was the last genuinely innovative, world class and fearless comedian we here in the U.K. had)

I am sure every damn one of us appreciates your hard and dedicated service, day in and day out without fail, and many will respond in the affirmative to this.

Admin. Don’t be afraid to put this out there…….and feel the love coming back.

Fellow Cunts: Gawdblessya all and here’s to a 2019 in which I predict the cuntings will be dialled up to 11.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

Deluded Fucks

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Nomination: Deluded Fucks.

Is it me or is the whole world (or just the internet) absolutely full of deluded fucks who see reality as they want it to be rather than how it actually is? I give you…

1/ Deluded fucks who think they are women when they have a Y-chromosome. When a person is suffering from anorexia, you don’t play into their illness and shout ‘put down the fork, tubby.’ Yes, there are a small number of people who suffer from gender dysphoria but the amount of attention this issue receives is completely disproportionate to the number of (genuine) cases.

2/ Deluded fucks who think I should ‘celebrate’ their sex life. Fuck that. Even more deluded are the people who expect me to pay for their sex life.

3/ Deluded fucks who think supporting the brutal neoliberal international order erected since the mid 1970s is left-wing. The same deluded fucks who think a 300,000+ yearly increase in population has no effect on house prices. Demand and supply is racist!

4/ Deluded fucks who think the special circumstances of the second half of the eighteenth century that enabled a small group of rainy islands in the North Atlantic to become the world’s leading power can be replicated in the twenty first century. Twats.

5/ Deluded fucks who love to slag off Judaism and Christianity but praise a younger and more aggressive version of the same bullshit ‘religion.’

6/ Deluded fucks who think reading a book and disliking the contents is the same as hating the people who CHOOSE to follow the sordid teachings of that book (or, more likely, have those teachings imposed upon them).

7/ Deluded fucks who claim to be feminists and scream the place down about the ‘injustices’ suffered by multimillionaire (mostly white) Hollywood actress whilst ignoring the misogyny, FGM and forced marriage inflicted on (mostly nonwhite) women throughout the Middle East and South Asia.

8/ Deluded fucks who think an endless scrap over a worthless strip of desert on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean between two sets of religious fucktards is the most important geopolitical issue in the world today. To the mouth breathers obsessed with this non-issue, what about Abkhazia, Transnistria or the Sahrawi Republic? But then, most of them couldn’t find the Isle of Wight if presented with a map of the world. (Please note: this is an endorsement of neither side in this dispute. I simply don’t give a fuck).

9/ Deluded fucks who go on about ‘international law’ (an entirely fictitious concept) when going on about some refugees but switch to talking about ‘morality’ when the Refugee Convention of 1951 becomes inconvenient to their desire to rescue migrants on boats in the Channel.

And finally…

10/ Deluded fucks who think spending 20 minutes venting their spleen on the award-winning website ISAC will have any effect on anything.

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Social Justice Wankers [3]

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Social Justice Warriors.

Social Justice Wankers. What a tedious, shrill bunch of obsessive drones they are. You’ll no doubt have met one or two of these perpetually offended paragons of virtue in your time, or at least followed their nasty antics in the meeja.
You know the type. They espouse a radical ideology founded in identity politics and their notion of ‘victimhood’. According to their warped mindset just about anyone in society can be identified as a ‘victim’, as being ‘oppressed’; gays, women, transgenders, ethnic minorities… Who’s actually ‘the oppressor’ then? Well you’ve guessed it, it’s white, heterosexual males.Yes white straights, you’re ‘privileged’.The perception of ‘privilege’ does indeed seem essential to the wanker mentality of intimidation. It’s their big stick to beat you with, and they’ll demand constant remorse and contrition from you as redress for this shameful state of affairs. Comply and you fall into the trap; for these cunts it’s all about control of the agenda and control of YOU.
Don’t waste your time trying to engage with these ideologues. You’re either with them or you’re against them, and there’s no room for compromise. Conform to their rigid orthodoxy in thought and action or they’ll come at you, and it’ll be hard and mean. Failure to comply means that their Orwellian Newspeak will be coming your way. You’ll be judged and found guilty of being ‘phobic’ against somebody or everybody. You’ll have committed ‘microaggressions’, ‘hate crime’ or ‘cultural appropriation’. They’ll call you ‘regressive’ if you’re troubled by the notion of ‘gender fluidity’ and can’t be compelled to accept odd sounding personal pronouns. Defend your right to your own opinions and the freedom to express them and they’ll shriek ‘fascist’ in your face.
Yes, SJWs are very determined shriekers. They’ll scweam and scweam and stamp their little feet for all they’re worth in order to shout you down. If they don’t succeed they’ll try to stop you from voicing an opinion at all, and they’ll justify this with a piece of ‘no platform for racists and fascists’ sloganising.
The supreme irony where SJWs is concerned is that they embody the very traits that they purport to condemn. They’re bigoted, dogmatic, irrational, authoritarian bullies who can’t even comprehend that their demeanour alienates people and damages their own case. Next time one of these imbecilic loonies bristles at you to ‘check your privilege’ I suggest that you call them out on their bullshit. Laugh in their face and invite them to ‘check their own smug condescension’, then tell them to take their neo Marxist psychobabble and FUCK.RIGHT.OFF. Believe me, it’ll trigger them into full on Owen Jones meltdown mode. Enjoy!!

Nominated by Ron Knee