Hollywood
Hollywood, or the pale shadow it has become.
We all have our favourite films. Mine are from the 70s when Hollywood made some stirring and thoughtful epics.
Today I read that the following are the blockbusters for next year:

A Mary Poppins remake/follow-up
Frozen 2
Captain Marvel
A Dumbo remake
Avengers something or other.
Toy Story 4
The Lion King remake
Star Wars IX( Yes, fucking 9)

Not one of these unoriginal pieces of shite would tax the intelligence or attention span of an 8 year old.
Hollywood was always full of cunts but now it is full of childish, clueless cunts without an original thought between them.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

EMERGENCY CUNTING for Suckdick’s fucking fireworks display. ‘London is open’ – no, it isn’t you cunt and nor is the rest of Britain! WE ARE FULL!!!!!

(Apologies for the lateness of the hour)

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

How has The Last Leg not been cunted before? This pile of wank used to be a really good show during the 2012 Paralympics and in the ensuing years after it – but then Brexit and Trump happened, and its true regressive colours started to shine through. Here’s an example of an episode from the most recent season:
The boys discuss Brexit, Trump, the murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and the papoose with Tracey Ullman and award Alex for his activism but also punish him with the global warming challenge for losing their vegan bet.
I stopped watching the show in February last year and it seems it’s just gotten worse and worse since then – which is a shame as it used to be genuinely funny. Fuck them (please don’t sue me for copyright infringement DF).

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Lettings Agents
Letting Agents are long overdue for a nomination to ISAC.
Visited one recently – included amongst the long list of up front charges, was a ‘check in’ and ‘check out’ fee. In other words, an inventory fee when you move in and again when you move out.
So being the logical person that I am, I queried why I should have to pay an inventory fee on moving in, when the previous tenant had just paid the same fee on moving out, especially since the inventory would not change between his and my occupancy. I was met with a blank look. Then I queried the need for their £50 + VAT ‘miscellaneous admin charges’, and asked what was covered, which wasn’t already covered by all the other exorbitant fees. Again, a blank look from the up-herself, designer spec wearing, twat behind the desk. Thieving barstewards, the lot of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven