Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Flabapottomus

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Flabapottomus again. Sorry.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/18/diane-abbott-accuses-bbc-question-time-of-legitimising-racism

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:-

It’s not that she is a clueless, patronising waste of space, devoid of even the most basic grasp on maths, or even reality.

It’s not even the mad way her eyes roll around her head, suggesting a sandwich or five short of a picnic.

It’s waycism.

rolls eyes

yawns

It’s hilarious up until the point that you remember she is only a couple of random events from being home secretary. Imagine her and catweazle running ting’. Having said that, I don’t know a single person of sound mind that would vote for Corbyn. Having said that, the mong hordes are stupid. So who knows.

Pretty much the worst advert for affirmative action anywhere, but her fellow…….people…….never miss an opportunity to vote her back in.

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby

Brexit Profiteering

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So emergency news splashs orf Blighty running oit orf medicines due to “stockpiling”. Oh no it ain’t. It is down to fucking profiteering. A three or fourfold mark up to the NHS (orn drugs it already pays exorbitantly for) and severe shortages orf common prescription drugs to further jack up the costs – dear old supply and demand (funny that that never seems to work the other way aroinde though). Remember the decimalization mark-ups?

So what is in short supply? Top orf the list Citalopram (anti-depressant) and Naproxen (strong pain killer).

So what drugs keep Yours Truly’s old arse motoring orn in these shitehole times? You guessed it plus rumours abound orf a black market in ticker meds and Viagara. Fuck. Treble bugger.

To much to expect that HMG will set controlled prices for the drugs that keep the NHS (and Yours Truly) running. Let the market decide? Fucking Tory dogma. Shite. Have bought in a few barrels (not kegs) orf me single malt as an alternative prescription.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

The BBC (05)

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Yet another nomination for the BBC, this time for their ludicrous bias towards Liverpool Football Club. They are virtually creaming their pants over the cheating Scouse bastards being top of the League. Cunters of a certain age will no doubt remember the way Liverpool were sainted by the Savilites in the 1970s and 1980s. And this bias has continued despite Liverpool not winning the title for decades. Christ, I was still at university the last time Liverpool won the title. Anyone who doubts this bias only has to look at the different ways Heysel and Hillsborough are remembered.

My campaign for a ‘People’s Season’ begins the moment Ipswich are relegated and Liverpool are champions on the grounds that most fans, players and managers were too stupid, too racist and probably too Islamophobic to understand the rules and the whole season must be replayed to get an outcome I like (FYI, if Liverpool are again champions and Ipswich are again relegated, I will demand a third vote, sorry season).

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Soyboys

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Soy boys deserve a good cunting. These emasculated beta male wimps are a total abomination. For any ISAC members not familiar with these creeps, there’s plenty on youtube to turn you purple with apoplexy. Enjoy…..

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Keira Knightly [2]

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Keira Knightley

As part of the marketing of the dire film ”Colette”, Keira Knightley has been giving “”interviews”. Rather than attempt to describe or explain her ludicrous, right-on, politically correct and know-all “opinions”, I will let you read these extracts from “The Guardian” (of course) to see how this untalented example of modern wimminhood is condemned by her own big mouth:

“I’ve never wanted a penis,” she clarifies. “Apart from to piss up a tree. Being able to do that standing up: so convenient. You can just whip it out and whatever. But the idea of something so vulnerable swinging between my legs, I think I’m all right without.”

“Knightley appears on Ellen DeGeneres’s chat show and mentions she has banned her young daughter, Edie from watching the Disney classics “Cinderella” and “A Little Mermaid” because of their dodgy feminist messages.”

The article also refers to “vagina splitting, blood, poo, cracked nipples and incontinence pads” but I gave up in disgust. It was almost as horrible as her insolent, spoiled brat face and non-existent acting ability.

Nominated by FedUpWithWiimminWhiningAboutNothing