World Cycling

The championship has been won by ‘Rachel’ McKinnon. A 35 year old trannie who was a man until 29. Admittedly he/she/it looks more convincing than Les Dawson in drag although perhaps less so than Dick Emery or David Walliams.
This organisation has sacrificed all credibility to liberal correctness and destroyed the point of competitive women’s cycling.
They can feel virtuous and proud.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Rachel McKinnon

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/rachel-mckinnon-becomes-first-transgender-woman-win-track-world-title-397473

This cunt is now a world champion. Even though they were born a boy this cunt now identifies as a woman and competes as one. Not fair say the other ‘real’ women, not fair says Martina Navratilova and I agree with them. They say It’s an unequal contest, men v women it’s just not equal and I agree. However Dr McKinnon seems to think it is an equal contest and this is what makes my piss boil. Rachel is an LGBT YMCA WWF UBERCUNT activist. She wants equality everywhere however except when it suits her sporting goals. This is one total cunt and when anyone disagrees they are immediate labelled as transphobic, homophobic or even wacist. (Look at the grief Navratilova is getting).

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/02/20/tennis/martina-navratilova-dropped-lgbt-group-scli-spt-intl/index.html

Maybe these trans cunts should fuck off to a peaceful county and see how they get on with their campaigning and human rights. Alternatively do away with any gender in sport and then everyone can compete together. But If that had happened we would never have heard of that hardworking entitled mother Serena Williams and do you know what that would have been a good thing.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Period Emojis

Jesus fucking Christ, some cunt has invented a load of emojis so wimminz on soshul meeja can tell the whole world that they are on the blob. Fuck me, why the fucking fuck does anybody want to know that? Could you not keep your private bodily functions to yourself, you self absorbed fucking old slags?
They should do one showing a pair of pants with a black stain so I can tell everyone that I’ve got the runs after a night on the Guinness.
Cunts.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

I would like to aim a cunting at Wayne Hennessey. I have to admire his resolve, he’s looking more like a lying cunt every time he denies making a Nazi salute. If you look at the picture, it’s clear he’s making the Heil Hitler to his German pal. The sound doesn’t carry much when your hand is above your mouth. Quit being such a pussy and just admit you were being such a cunt.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47258539

Nominated by Cuntflappage

A lightweight cunting for a true lightweight of comedy.

Steve Coogan is back as Alan Partridge. I haven’t seen the show but the fucking trailer is on before every 6 oclock news. (‘My mouth is dry.’ My how I laughed)

This character was mildly amusing in small doses 20 odd years ago. Very small doses. Coogan has not actually developed or evolved in that time. The BBC is so bereft of talent, ideas and inspiration that Coogan can trot this same old tripe out yet again, which we pay for.

An unfunny irritating cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fat Birds in Leggings.
I’m no expert on women’s fashion, I just have an opinion on what looks good and what doesn’t. Leggings do not look good. The first time I saw a woman wearing them, I thought she’d forgotten to put a skirt on.
Plain leggings are bad enough. They look doubly bad when embellished with an esoteric design, or with studs or chains. Or when they’re cut off at shin length.
Undoubtedly however, leggings look grotesque on fat birds. There’s a woman who works in our local newsagents who’s about five foot two and about 22 or 23 stone, more than two of me. She wears black leggings that perpetually appear about to split, stretched as they are over thighs like giant hams and an arse like a monstrous peach. They’re so tight that they’re effectively see-through, giving us all a view of the equally ludicrous thong she wears underneath. Worst of all is that when the weather’s warm, we’re treated to the sight of the dark, moist patch of material around the top of her arse crack. It’s not a pretty sight, and there’s a lot of other lumps in leggings waddling and wobbling about.
Now some may accuse me of fat shaming, but that’s not my intention. I don’t care if there are women who want to go about like this, I merely wish to offer them a word to the wise. Leggings look cheap and chavvy as it is. Leggings plus morbid obesity does not a good ‘look’ make. Do yourselves a favour and lose the flab ladies; you’ll look and feel better, I’m sure. If you continue to wear leggings you’ll still look bad, but at least you won’t look like a fucking beached whale. The only place that a fat bird in leggings looks good is………………….in the distance.

Nominated by Ron Knee