Terry Chivers is a cunt. Who, I hear you ask? Well, he’s a cunt who, without fail, writes into almost every issue of the town paper the Melksham News and frequently writes into the Wiltshire Times as well (although he doesn’t do that as often now after being heavily criticised by other readers), in order to complain about things. Now, that in of itself is irritating but nothing more – what really makes him a cunt is that when he was eventually elected as a councillor, he continued his usual habit of moaning more than Jose Mourinho whilst doing FUCK ALL to adequately address even one of the vast myriad of issues he was complaining about. He’s an all bark, no bite cunt who expects others to take action on his behalf rather than getting out there and actually doing something about it himself. Needless to say, he was voted out as a councillor in the end due to being disliked for exactly this kind of crap, the fucking cunt. Then again, given his Facebook page suggests he’s one of those eco-warrior Remoaner types I suppose it’s no surprise that he’s like this.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Take my word, mice are cunts. I wage a constant war against them in my greenhouse, where they chew on anything and everything.

Recently hostilities escalated to new heights. I opened the back door a fraction and in squirmed Fatfuck our lardarse moggy, with a twisted, crazed leer on his face. I knew he had something, and chased him into the hall, pointlessly yelling ‘oi you arsehole!’. This prompted him to drop his prey, which shot off into the living room and disappeared. Yes, cats are cunts too.

So in came the traps, and a 48 hour war of nerves began. At about 1 am, I was awoken by the satisfying ‘thwaaack!’ of a trap. I leapt out of bed, only to find to my disgust that Mighty Mouse had sprung the trap and fucked off with the bait.

Next day again saw Mrs K scuttling nervously about going ‘where is it? Go and see if it’s in the bathroom’ etc ad nauseam. Needless to say I ended up losing the rag, shouting ‘look! it’s two shitting inches long and it motors about like Usain Bolt on roller skates. How the fuck am I supposed to know where it is?’. ‘Tsk’ came the reply, ‘the older you get, the worse your language becomes’.

Mercifully, next morning saw the coup de grace. The little bastard was spreadeagled, Madam la Guillotine having done her grim work. With immense satisfaction I hurled the mortal remains into the bog, and proceeded to wave them off to the coast with a friend.

And what of the fat twat responsible for causing the trouble in the first place? Well with a monumental show of indifference, it promptly retired to its spot on the sill above the radiator, where it spent most of the hours in question either snoring, scratching or sniffing its arse. Cat or mouse; I don’t know who’s the bigger cunt of the two. Bastards both.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Alex Salmond

So the bug eyed cunt has been banged up and charged with misdemeanors unspecified although there are allegations orf a sexual nature. Innocent until proven ect ect. However if you were to ask Yours Truly for me opinion YT would respond along the lines orf “If the cunt does have a boat race like a sagging partly deflated three hole doll, why then me dears surely another example orf life imitating art.” Would also add that life aroinde Wee Krankie must be enough to bend anyone’s gender.

Schadenfreude in these dark times dear hearts (look it up yourselves cunts). If I may put before you me previous cunting:
https://is-a-cunt.com/2014/09/alex-salmond-6/

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Neil Basu as quoted below. What a copper bottomed Establishment cunt.

‘The “febrile” atmosphere around Brexit could be exploited by far-right extremists, the UK’s most senior counter-terrorism officer has warned.

Assistant Commissioner Neil Basu said 18 terror plots were foiled in Britain since 2017, four of them far-right.

He said a “far-right drift into extreme right-wing terrorism” was a concern but officers were working to ensure groups did not gain a “foothold”.

Mr Basu added leaving the EU with no deal would be “very bad” for policing.’

Listened to this cunt on Today. He got it all in:-
Brexit bad.
Far Right.
The jeering of Nazi Soubry (far right of course)
Radicalised far right. All because of Brexit.
Rise in hate crime after referendum (actually not true. Rise in reporting would be more accurate)
Danger from terrorism, Brexit related natch.
A brief mention of the actual danger – Islam. Although you could easily miss it.
Every half truth and lie went unchallenged of course.

The BBC must have been creaming their collective knickers.

I wonder where Mr Basu is based? Sunderland? Birmingham? Perhaps fellow cunters can guess.
The whole fucking farrago of bullshit stinks of orchestration.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble