I’m not saying Change’s public petitions aren’t a force for good, or at any rate can be. If the issue doesn’t run counter to the self-interest of the Establishment, and it receives healthy support, I’m sure the petitions at least provide Troubling Public Issues for the tabloids to sell papers with.

But they’re not the same as Government petitions, and they have no legal force. There is no automatic scrutiny in Parliament for sufficiently popular gripes. Incidentally, you can search in vain for a government petition regarding Asmodeus’s Garter knighthood. Was this because no-one tried to start one? Pull the other one.

And if someone wants to dilute the force of a perfectly good petition on Change, they can simply start another one with similar wording to confuse anyone typing, let us say, f’r instance, “Blair+ knighthood + change.org” into the search box. Doing just that, I found six such petitions additional to the original ( <i>”Tony Blair to have his “Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter”
rescinded”</i> : 701,467 signatures at this time)

Change Link

and those caught an additional (perhaps) 117,915 signatures between them, counted a few minutes earlier.

I submit that Change.org is a cunt for failing to amalgamate petitions on identical topics, and that it should take a leaf out of our revered Admins’ book to remove confusion. A small cunting perhaps, but a sincere one.

Nominated by: Komodo

Maureen Lipman really is a shrew-faced Harpy….

Daily Mail News Link

The hypocritical old Bag reckons that only a Jew should play Golda Meir…don’t hear the same outrage from the auld trout when Sooties play white people or rampaging Homosexuals portray normal people.

What a shame the producers didn’t ask an up-and -coming Muslim transsexual Raspberry to take the part…I might have tuned in then.

No, all the grasping Hook is bothered about is missing out on a big payday.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

I like corned beef.
Its lovely.
I also like corner beef hash.
To make corned beef hash you need corned beef surprisingly.
But the tinned stuff comes with a unique opening comprising a little key that peels the tin back in a thin line .
But it doesn’t.

Ive tried this must be 200 times and its only ever worked once.
Whoever thought this was a good idea is a sick fuckin maniac.
Its borderline fuckin useless .
I use a tin opener,
I know when im beat.

I know this isnt a main concern for most, its not earth shattering,
Or political.
But it drives me fuckin bananas.
Its a small torment that can get you down.
I think corned Beef should come in a ball,
Wrapped in foil.
Like a Terrys chocolate Orange.

Anyway thats my nom.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The Pope, again.
I wish this cunt would shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off.

Today’s papal pissboiler? He wants everyone to stop having pets and have kids instead.
The cunt doesn’t care if you can afford them, house them, feed them, school them, just get out and make some kids. He thinks cunts like me are selfish for not having children, which I personally think is a responsible thing to do in an overcrowded, increasingly dangerous and uncertain world we currently inhabit.

Also, I’m thinking of the planet, with its dwindling resources and climate issues.
Unfortunately, the Pope gives zero fucks for these issues, all this cunt wants are more retards to fleece for cash, gold furniture and clothing doesn’t buy itself, and more kids to tempt his employees.

Sadly, many of those suffering from Catholicism will go out and heed his words, and in a year or two there will be another famine, another civil war, another refugee crisis, and the old prick will have something else to pontificate about.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

(Buy One Cunt Get Another Cunt Free – Day Admin)

A special new year gift of a pair of trousers with a hole in each knee, please, for Blairite arse-licker Jonathan Powell, the frizzy haired old queen who used to be the press front man for the Duchess of Sedgefield.

Now that we have “Sir Anthony” so many of his old muckers have crawled back, blinking in the limelight and Powell is not to be outdone.

He feels that Brexit has endangered the so-called “Northern Ireland Peace Accord”. Needless to say 2 newspapers have taken up the old maid’s “fears” one is the Independent – the rich man’s Daily Mirror and the other, of course, and inevitably, is Lord Adonis’s favourite lavatory paper, The Guardian. I give you the latter, because at least they don’t claim to be “independent”:

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs