Cheeky Advert Cunts


I keep seeing adverts where cunts impose themselves on others.

I’m talking about the likes of those cunts on the ‘housebarrassment’ adverts or a recent one on holidays (the cunts try to force their friends into doing a stay at home ‘Yurt’ holiday.)

Now, I know these are just adverts, but have people become so terrified of ‘offending’ anyone that this is an actual thing? And so narcissistic that they’d refit their entire house if an uninvited friend is coming around to stay? Seems to be a lot of adverts like this.

My version of the advert would be better.

Friends: “Oh,good news. We’ve decided to come and stay at yours this Christmas!”

Me: “You can get fucked you cheeky cunts.”

However, the aggrieved in these adverts never say this, they smile and try to make excuses at best. At worst, they refit their entire fucking kitchen, rather than tell them to fuck off.

Fucking puffs.

https://www.wickes.co.uk/cure-housebarrassment

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Veganuary


My Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: Veganuary.

A soy latte, pass the mung beans cunting please, for those meat hating drippy-hippy killjoy wankers, for trying to make the gloomiest month of the year, even gloomier?

https://veganuary.com

After Black History month (what fucking history?), Stoptober (killjoys), Movember (scruffy bastards), and a restricted Christmas, these fuckers want us to experience the benefit of insufficient nutrition and mostly bland food.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love stir fried vegetables, noodles etc-but-with a nice bit of protein rich meat.

Remember folks, Carrie Symmonds is a Vegan?

Take back the month, spend it eating meat, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and more importantly, “Fucking for England”?

#Vaginuary

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Women now in Jeopardy

To much fanfare from TV networks, U.S quiz show Jeopardy! has recently celebrated its top-winning woman contestant after Amy Schneider banked over $850,000 in winnings.

But wait! All is not as it seems because Amy is actually a trans woman and biological man so the “top-winning woman” of fuck all. This is just following a trend of women’s rights and freedoms, achievements and successes being hijacked and rendered meaningless.

U.S girls track and field records have been smashed by biological men as have swimming times and recently Sleepy Joe appointed this monstrosity as the first female four-star admiral in the U.S Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
News Link

I wonder if they asked Amy “Do women have cervixes?”.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator


And on a similar note, this from Everyonesacunt

“Trans sport” ( men in drag ) competing against women. Yet again I would like to Cunt this abomination that continues unabated against women and their right to compete against each other.

When will this insanity end??

Had to smile when I came across the story below. However, once you get past the headline

“Man beaten by another man in women’s swimming ?‍♀️ race” : that’s my take on it ; you can’t get past the truly awful situation women find themselves having aliens invade their sport space and shit closets. It really is a Cunt.

FoxNews Link

(Tough one for the feminazis/wimminz I guess – Day Admin)

Terms and Conditions apply


I can’t stand those radio adverts where some cunt whizzes through about a thousand different terms and conditions and then also says ‘terms and conditions apply’.

Also pisses me off when you try and download something on the pc and you have to accept their T&Cs, but not until you’ve had to read the whole list and tick an agreement box. Who reads all that crap anyway?

On the subject of radio adverts too, I also can’t stand that dippy sounding bint (Gina Mellotte, apparently) on the Vodafone advert, who sounds like she’s having an orgasm, whilst extolling the wonders of the Vodafone UK big winter sale.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Stupid Drivers

Cunts with no common sense are the sad decline of society, these are the fuckers that now thanks signs on coffee cups saying contents are hot, or do not put your hand in the food blender while its running have survived long enough to breed.

Now if these cunts pass their genes on to their offspring, it can only be assumed they are going to be worse and so on until humans are extinct.

Anyway the cause of this nom, driving into work this morning, you come across a road that you have to cross, traffic turns in and out of the road from both ways and people generally leave a gap, but not today as i pull up to the junction there is some weak chinned, tree hugging prick blocking the whole system up both waysin his poxy red Toyota hybrid.

Anyway this cunt has got himself all aeriated as he is now feeling like the pleb that he is, anyway lights eventually change and he,s making a point of stopping me/ everyone else from moving.

Suffice to say, even his daughter now thinks he,s a cunt, especially due to the fact here ear was 2 feet from the fucking loud horn which was on for a good 20 seconds until the prick eventually moved.

Unfortunately you not allowed to chin these stupid fuckers anymore, so he will live to be a cunt another day, hopefully he wont be so lucky next time….cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker