Mo Farah (4)

An EPO-fuelled cunting for ‘Sir’ Mo Farah, por favor admin.

I’ll keep this as brief as possible. I have an interest in sports doping cases and have written minor pieces on the topic across various blogs, over the last ten years or so. I am a clueless cunt in most respects, but this is something I know a bit about.

Recently, the coach who brought Farah all that medal glory, Alberto Salazar, was found guilty of doping practices thanks to detailed USA anti-doping investigations over four years. Salazar’s Nike Oregon Project was instrumental in the coach’s practices.

Simple facts:
– Farah’s coach is found guilty of doping in 2019
– Farah was part of the Nike Oregon Project until 2017 when he retired from athletics
– Many athletes involved in the Nike Oregon Project have been linked to doping or posted very suspicious performances (i.e. Sifan Hassan in 2019 World Champs)
– Various whistleblowers claim Salazar doped with ‘an elite group of athletes’. Farah is arguably the most successful of all Salazar’s athletes to date
– Farah claimed a very dodgy exemption to use approved drugs for an ‘injury’ in 2008 and again in 2014. He seemed to ‘forget’ about the one he claimed in 2014 when asked by the press
– Galen Rupp, Farah’s friend and team-mate, strongly linked to doping
– Nike has a long history in staying faithful to doping athletes, such as Justin Gatlin, Maria Sharapova and cases with the NFL. Those in the know believe that Nike were fully aware about the doping under Salazar

So Farah’s coach, friends, team-mates and associates were doping or involved with doping practices; Farah is cagey about what legal drugs he might have been taking; and his career peaks as soon as he enrols the doping coach.

Based on the USA investigation report, there is just no possible way Farah did not know what was going on.

But Farah must be clean, right guys?

“Why do you care, you fucking cunt?” I hear you ask. No, I’m not some moral arbiter for sport. But the increasingly apparent fact that Farah must have known about doping going on with his coach, not least being involved with it, suggests that he is at best a lying cunt, and at worst a fraudulent, deceitful cunt who may have conned his way to wealth, sponsorship deals and even honorary titles when the cunt, by rights, should have spent his twenties carving doner meat in ‘Ashraf’s Grill’, Highbury.

This isn’t some kind of Earth-shattering revelation; doping in sport is rife. The real essence of the cunting here however is the attempt by the British media to paint ‘Sir’ Mo as an angel, when the facts suggest that he is a duplicitous fucking cunt and no amount of ‘init’ broken English patois can mask the fact that Mohammed Farah is shaping up to be an all-time record holder of cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Sir Mo Farah is a cunt.

Sir, yes SIR Mo Farah… that is the hardest part to comprehend, shoving your bony ass in a pair of glossy boxers then running like a waiter out the back door of a kebab shop when immigration come calling, does not make a knight of thee. Currently the media is awash with the Albert Salazar (not the best choice of name for someone involved in drugs) Nike Oregon Project being disbanded and Mr Salazar being found guilty by the US anti doping agency. Now one must be careful not to unjustly point the finger in these litigious times, but Sir Mo you did spend 5 years there 2011 to 2017 whence you broke many a record in that period and yes you doth protest your innocence whilst concurrently playing the race card, I feel one could come to our own conclusions on that front.

Sir Mo is famed for his little victory dance, which may bring a collective orgasmic rush to the sports media, but personally it reminds me of something appended to the arse end of a sheepdog.

Nominated by EVENING STAR

Suicide Squad [2]

After two long years we finally have a hit on suicide squad.Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Belgian Paralympian Marieke Vervoot would be the first to top themselves.Vervoot was 40 and was euthanised today following a long and painful illness.

On to Suicide squad 2

The Rules:
Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

9)You can have 5 names each.

my picks (Shaun)

Clarke Carlisle
Paul Gascoigne
Vini Reilly
Kenny Sansom
Alex Pandolfo

Beth Rigby

An impartial cunting for sly news politicunt editor, Beth Rigby.

I didn’t realise, but sly news allows their staff to publish opinions as long as they state from the top that it’s an opinion piece, different to the BBC, who say their news staff are not to have opinions as it discredits their impartiality (yeah fucking right).

Anyway, I digress. Beth Rigby is a total cunt for arguing that “parliament can, and should, take back control” and “dispose of Mr Johnson should he fail to sanction a Brexit extension”.

Fuck off Beth. How does anyone take news from sky seriously when your bias is plain to see? I don’t know why I still bother with the news, I might as well join twitter and read millions of retards opinions to get my dose of what’s going on in the world…I might even get more truth. News outlets should be made to report on fact only and even then only with evidence to back up their bullshit.

I don’t give a fuck what you think Beth Rigby, and dare I say, neither does anyone else.

Nominated by elboobio

Remainer MPs

Remainer MPs are the biggest clutch of frustrating, self-serving, hypocritical, undemocratic cunts I’ve ever seen.

Deal after deal, vote after vote, amendment after amendment, year after year and this shower of shite are still at it. The worst of it is, we’re NO further forward, we’re all frustrated and for some unknown reason, we’re all taking it straight up the arse from this army of lefty cunts!

It was only not so long ago that Jeremy Corbyn revealed what the Labour policy was on Brexit – no surprise really considering he seems to sit on the fence with pretty much everything until they see any opportunity to make himself and his rancid excuse of a party seem remotely electable. He’s done nothing to enhance our chances of getting the best deal for our country and the people in it, and in my book that makes him a massive cunt in the First Degree.

Jo Swinson, leader of the Liberal Un-Democrats might be even worse. She and her chancer party have said they’ll ignore 52% of voters in the referendum and revoke article 50 , basically cancel Brexit! Another cunt of the First Degree. Then there’s Nicola Sturgeon. I’d laugh myself sick if there was no deal with the EU and no to a second independence referendum, just to see her and her army of ignorant, blinkered, bigoted, narrow minded clowns get to fuck – cunts! They’d all do well to remember who they serve and why they serve as an MP, but never mind, when election time comes around they’ll find out how long peoples memories actually are.

Nominated by EVILSCOTSMAN

James Brown

James Brown is a cunt.

No, not Mr Sex Machine himself, but James Brown, the partially sighted Paralympic cyclist. This is the Cunt who managed to climb on top of a plane bound for Amsterdam in the city of London airport. This myopic mick, who got kicked out of the last raspberry olympics for being a drug cheat, managed to clamber on top of a flight he had booked a seat on, and superglued his hand to the fuselage, thus preventing it from taking off. The airport had been under siege by those protesting pricks, so you think they might have been a bit more alert, but were outfoxed by this fucking bellend. As usual, the cops go in with a softly softly approach, making sure he’s ok, and giving him a blanket to keep him nice and toasty, while the cunt live streamed his protest. It’s the last bit which gets me.

These fucking cunts are more about the notoriety and likes they will get than any effect their pathetic protest has. He should have been shoved of the top by smashing him repeatedly with rifle butts, then his semi conscious carcass should have been dragged through the terminal, and dumped on those smelly vegan cunts doing the sit in.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye