A nomination for humanities and social science graduates.

To quote the great physicist Dr Richard Feynman ‘the proliferation of humanities courses on campuses is in direct proportion to the dopiness of the students’

I believe that to be borne out today. It was true during my time at university and it was true in Dr Feynman’s era.

The truth is clear; STEM subjects are fucking hard. You have to be very bright to do well, and you will face a lot of ferocious criticism if you propose something that is not backed by mountains of research. The maths tripos at Cambridge is said to be the ultimate and most rigorous intellectual challenge available to an undergraduate in the UK.

Compare the rigour and level of fearsome intellect required for physics, engineering and the like to the humanities, especially the postmodern crap fed to students nowadays. Gender wank, according to Camille Paglia, was invented by mediocre English literature academics who wanted to analyse white male texts through feminist and postmodern criteria. How this gets anyone a fucking job, who knows, but it became a dogma. Students parrot the correct opinions and get rewarded. Worse still, this wank will infest seemingly unrelated courses via ‘modules’, just to boost the ego and bank balances of useless pedagogues. Want to be an illustrator? Heres a module on the frankfurt school of critical theory. Want to work in radio or theatre? Write an essay on the poetry of Carol Ann Duffy and how fucking great it is.

Outside of the STEM fields, higher education is merely indoctrination. I have been there, and have heard from scores of people about what they are force-fed at myriad universities. Now that the critical faculties of prospective students have been obliterated by an education focused on values rather than facts, is it any great wonder we see cry-ins, safe spaces, trigger warnings and bans of admittedly tasteless and stupid songs (Robin Thicke’s “Blurred lines”)?

It is an intellectual and moral crime to produce such a demographic of idiotic wimps. The arts and humanities are in desperate need of massive reform.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A nomination for Tesco. Just heard their latest ad on the car radio, wherein some precocious little gimp says to her father, “Daddy – I don’t want to eat animals any more”.

Now obviously the correct answer to this would be, “Eat your fucking burger before I slap that smug grin off your face”, but today being what is is of course, the soy-faced prick starts banging on about he now use vegan “sausages” in his casserole to appease the spoilt little shit stain.

That made me shout angrily in the car – worse was to come when I got home and turned on the TV, to see a live-action version of the same ad – and guess what, the white dad has a burka-in-training for a daughter as well!! No fucking way there could possibly be two white members of a family these days. No doubt the dad’s a trans or a poove as well, just to tick a few more boxes.

So fuck Tesco and their shameless jumping on the brainwashing bandwagon.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

Well known B-list actor, dedicated luvvie and celebrated political expert, Sir Patrick Slaphead is at it again.

Addressing a baying crowd of Remoaners at the ‘People’s Rally’ in (you guessed it) London, Old Baldy ‘Picard’ claims that Leave voters were promised ‘sunlit uplands’, and that we were ‘mislead, lied to by the Brexit elite’ etc. Translated into English, this means nothing less than you, me, and every other Leave voter is so thick that we couldn’t understand what we were voting for. Of course he doesn’t want to come straight out with that, thereby insulting 17.4 million voters, so he patronises us instead. It follows that we were naïve lambs, duped by that nasty Mr Farage and his ilk. It would be much better if we just trusted wise old Uncle Patrick; after all, he’s much better placed to judge what’s in our own best interests than we are ourselves.

Well here’s the thing, Baldy. Parliament took the decision to trust the issue of deciding on EU membership to the people in a referendum, and to honour the result. The people weighed the matter up and voted to leave. Three years on, a dissembling House of Commons is still doing its utmost to frustrate that result, aided and abetted by a motley crew of allies in entertainment and media circles. Just who’s lying to whom here? Seems to me that it’s more a case of a misleading and lying establishment trying to frustrate the democratic process, and you’re its mouthpiece.
Sorry Captain, but the Prime Directive was established three years ago, and you can’t violate it now. So please get on board the USS Enterprise with as many Remoaning cunts as you can cram on with you, and get the fuck out of here in the general direction of the final frontier, warp factor eight. Make it so.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Emma Barnett deserves a monumental cunting.

This fucking retard of the BBC has been stating that if men had periods, they would get time off work. Really? Unlike you females who get maternity leave and can easily come back to work, or you’ll sue for discrimination!
She also states that women are suffering from ‘period poverty’ whatever the fuck that means because unlike men they have to buy tampons every 3 weeks. Hang on a minute…that may be true, but I work in an office and I am expected to be clean-shaven everyday, even if I was to use a disposable razor every day, that’s £20 a month, a box of cunt plugs is just £3 for 28, so lets assume 56 for 7 days (that’s 8 per day) = £6 a month.

Hardly £20 a month is it?
#fuckthebbc #fuckemmabarnett #fuckperiodpoverty

Nominated by Sheilas Shitty Knickers