This is the first of two nominations, both linked by that bunch of hypocritical, upper class trust funders, Extinction Rebellion. The first is a nomination for British Transport Police, who over the weekend announced that they are launching an investigation into the “vigilantes” who annoyed BTP by doing their job for them by dragging two XR idiots from the top of the tube train carriage they had climbed up on, thereby delaying said vigilantes, aka COMMUTERS from getting to work.  It seems BTP don’t like having their toes stepped on because, y’know, law and order is their gig. At least, it should be. But BTP weren’t there to do something about the two idiots who caused the disruption. They didn’t turn up until AFTER they had been dragged off the roof of the train. What were people supposed do? Just stand there, chanting their support for the two eco loons who were stopping them from going about their lawful business? This came after over a week of XR bringing chaos to London. Those people waiting for their train were sick of it. And when two of these clowns turned up, but the police didn’t, they did the only thing they could, they took matters into their own hands. And in my opinion, they did the right thing.  Over 1000 arrests were made at the various XR acts of civil disobedience (because that’s what they actually are), but both the Met and BTP have been accused of going easy on these grass munching cretins. And that is why we saw what happened at Canning Town. When the police either go easy on law breakers, or are absent altogether, people WILL take matters into their own hands. BTP’s investigation in the people who brought the disruption at Canning Town tube station by themselves, smacks of sour grapes. It is mean spirited and wrong. Personally, I doubt they’ll gather much evidence against the alleged culprits. I’ll be surprised if they many witness statements, if any. Other than from the two idiots who caused it. So, Metropolitan Police, British Transport Police. I know that your grass roots officers have a difficult job to do, especially with the shit they have to deal with from their SJW bosses, but you really need to start pulling your socks up and doing the job that us taxpayers pay you to do. Because when even law abiding people refer you to as ‘The Filth’, you have a serious problem.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And the second part…

Ok, so now my second nomination. Extinction Rebellion. We all know that XR are nothing but a bunch of trust fund hypocrites who want to send the Earth back to the stone age, but occasionally, they can be moderately entertaining. Today (Monday 21st October) for example. They were engaging in yet another tedious protest outside the Adam Smith Institute. This time, they were demanding that teachers be forced to teach the unproven, unscientific climate change fantasy and outright lies that XR preaches. These idiots actually believe that we’re on the brink of humanity becoming extinct. There are currently about 7.5 Billion people on Earth, and rising. Extinction is NOT something we have to worry about. Unfortunately for them, the ASI wasn’t really in the mood for having protesters outside, so they started blasting music out of a window. This counter protest included hits such as People Will Always Need Coal by Public Service Broadcasting, Rule Britannia, Money by That Poppy and Taxman by the Beatles.

This disruption to their protest seems to have upset the yellow snowflakes of XR, because they sent the ASI a note which read:

“To whomever it may concern, we are sorry for disturbing your morning and we wish nobody at the Adam Smith Institute ill will. Conversely, we seek to highlight a growing climate and ecological emergencies that threaten my future, your future and the future of all our loved ones. We all want to live in a safe, fulfilling world and unless we start addressing this crisis, we’ll all be STUFFED. Please consider having a conversation with us in the lobby about what the Adam Smith Institute can do. Smiley Face”. It was signed by “An XR Medical Student. Here for future patients”.

The ASI responded by ignoring XR’s complaint and continued to play their music. Great isn’t it? XR seem to think it’s ok for them to bring inconvenience and disruption to the general public with their acts of civil disobedience, but when someone dares to disrupt one of their protests by playing loud music, they really don’t like it. It’s a small act against XR, but now at least they have a tiny understanding of how ordinary people feel when these ignorant tools stop us from going about our business.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A special O.A.P rates cunting please for this 83 year-old fuckwit who has got himself arrested five times this week. Mr. Kingston is a Christian member of Extinction Rebellion and the silly old fool was arrested yesterday for spray painting (perhaps he was painting and had a leak?) Anyway, old Phil says he would like to go to prison:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/extinction-rebellion-protester-83-happy-20563854

Of course the old cunt would – he would no doubt end up in the hospital wing of the softest open prison the country can offer. Three meals a day and Matron washing his truss out for him every morning, and as much Sterident as he needs.

I have a better idea – send him and his protesting friends to a really tough prison, and bring back penal servitude.

I just wish I was the head of the prison the old fucker was sent to. I would personally be inviting Prisoner Kingston to the grand reopening of the quarry, where he would be presented with a nice heavy gleaming pick and told to get his finger out.

You’re welcome.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

WAGs are cunts.

If there is anything less interesting to me than sports, it’s the personal lives of the cunts who participate in it. Unfortunately, the news has been infested with a spat between two footballers whores, whose lives are even more insignificant than their ‘famous’ husbands. One, the long suffering spouse, or too well off to really leave, of a simian like simpleton, who if it wasn’t for the benign talent to kick a ball in a certain direction, wouldn’t be able to pull a muscle, let alone anything remotely female looking. The other, a bloated, cosmetic surgery failure, who appears to be continually pregnant by some skeletal looking chav, who again, if not for being able to kick a ball and feign injury at the slightest opportunity, would probably still be fucking the same tart, but in a bus stop instead of a mansion.

And it’s not only football. Now, there’s cricket and golf, even rugby, where these blatant gold diggers follow their partners around, wearing more makeup than battered wives in the seventies used to cover up the previous nights disagreement.

Fuck off the lot of you, and take your tottering slappers with you.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

A family bucket sized cunting please for this Scottish, anti democratic agitator.

While watching ‘Super Saturday’, it occurred to me that this fat cunt seems to be allowed to go on as many extended rants as he likes, by that other cunt, Bercow. There are supposed to be limits on how long (and how many times) an MP can go on for. But not with this annoying SNP cunt.

Every time I flicked over to see how proceedings were going on, there was this cunt, standing almost in the middle of the floor going on yet another extended anti-democratic, anti-English rant.

I wouldn’t mind, but every single rant is the same from this cunt. “A bad deal for Scotland/We’ll see you in court/we need a people’s vote/hard right Brexiteers”. He’s even worse than his leader, wee Jimmy Krankie.

I’m almost tempted to become an MP, just so I could run across the floor and punch the cunt in the mouth when he started up again.

What a cunt.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

The SNP

How fucking deluded are these cunts?

‘An SNP victory in the next Scottish Parliament election could give the party a “mandate for independence”, one of the party’s senior MSPs has claimed.

Alex Neil said winning the election in 2021 would potentially allow the SNP to begin independence negotiations.’

The election he refers to is for the Mickey Mouse asylum in Edinburgh, which is of zero consequence elsewhere.
Do these cunts realise that Scotland is not a viable economic unit?
Do they think the EU is just waiting for them to join and add to the begging bowl members?
Do they realise that the Euro favours strong economies at the expense of weaker ones?
Wouldn’t a ‘hard border’ be a problem? For them but not to us.
No more shipbuilding for the Royal Navy?
There is only so much whisky, haggis and shortbread you can export?
Can they maintain the volumes of skag that feed the inner city schemies?

Give the fuckers another ‘once in a lifetime’ referendum and let the rest of us vote on it as well. I am fucking sick of this minor fucking backwater and it’s delusions of grandeur.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble