Phil Kingston

A special O.A.P rates cunting please for this 83 year-old fuckwit who has got himself arrested five times this week. Mr. Kingston is a Christian member of Extinction Rebellion and the silly old fool was arrested yesterday for spray painting (perhaps he was painting and had a leak?) Anyway, old Phil says he would like to go to prison:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/extinction-rebellion-protester-83-happy-20563854

Of course the old cunt would – he would no doubt end up in the hospital wing of the softest open prison the country can offer. Three meals a day and Matron washing his truss out for him every morning, and as much Sterident as he needs.

I have a better idea – send him and his protesting friends to a really tough prison, and bring back penal servitude.

I just wish I was the head of the prison the old fucker was sent to. I would personally be inviting Prisoner Kingston to the grand reopening of the quarry, where he would be presented with a nice heavy gleaming pick and told to get his finger out.

You’re welcome.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

35 thoughts on “Phil Kingston

  1. This cunt is just doing something “useful” in his empty fucking life. He’s about to croak it, and probably has never bothered to protest about CC in his entire life until now when it’s become fashionable.

    He wants to go to prison and end up as some kind of martyr for the Cause- but in reality he’s just a vacuous bellend, and I hope the cunt dies so we can all piss on his grave.

    Oh, and I don’t be surprised if these twatty XR cunts make a big scene on Remembrance Sunday (November 10th). They, along with the Remainer cunts will probably make some big song and dance during the ceremony because they know the Queen will be in attendance along with lots of media.

    No doubt these cunts will bring shame to those that lost their lives some 70 odd years ago in the name of freedom and democracy.

    What a fucking ironic joke!

  2. Dopey old cunt should be made to drink the contents of his colostomy bag. Jittery old knacker.

  3. I wonder what he do or say if some fucking vandal rocked up to his house and spray painted his walls.
    I hope he gets a massive bill for the cost of cleaning his mess.

    Silly Old Cunt.

  4. This cunt was born in 1936 so he’s lived through a lot of history and seen a lot of things.
    Yet he can’t recognise a bunch of posh, middle class, attention seeking hippy wankers when he sees them. You can understand kids like little Greta swallowing this wannabe hero bullshit but this cunt has no excuses.
    Doddery old fuckwit.

    • This old duffer should be organising his time better like picking out coffins with Patrick Stewart.

  5. Perhaps the poor old cunt is in the initial throes of dementia and he hasn’t a clue what he is doing:

    “Those nice Extinction Rebellion people – they offered me a cup of tea and a Digestive and then asked me to glue my todger and balls to the Metropolitan Line tube train. Seemed like a small price to pay for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, so I obliged them. Nurse, is Miss Marple on TV yet?”

    Silly old cunt.

  6. This cunt deserves to be treated like old Inuit. Stripped naked and left in the middle of the Arctic tundra. Stupid old fucking Bellend.

  7. A christian? I think not.

    1 John 2:15
    “Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.”

    How many religious cunts actually believe in what they preach.

    God’s view (they are meant to believe in him) was he created the would for a purpose not to be worshipped. Christians seem to have an issue with the religion they profess to follow.

  8. Senile old cunt – he’ll be getting a job in the Supreme Cunt, I mean Court, next.

  9. Someone give the senile old cunt a gun and tell him it’s WW2 and Ian Blackford, Sadiq Khan, Jo Swinson and the Flabbot are the Germans.

  10. Reading the article I see he used to be a probation officer. So he’s always been a soft as shit libtard, a snowflake before the concept was invented.
    That makes him a much bigger cunt than I thought he was. Fuck off cunt.

  11. What they should do is read the Queens Regulations to them, tell them to fuck off. If not three rounds at the cunts, there you go plenty of organs for transplants.

    CUNTS

    • Why the fuck at his age does he care?
      If you told me the moment i snuffed it,
      The world would explode, and everything ceased to exist id be happy!
      Good!

  12. “I’d rather have more time on my allotment”. I would give you more time on your allotment, buried six feet under for eternity. Stupid old fucker.

  13. Off subject but it looks as though the Russians are giving the same fuckin’ response as the West when an efnic goes on the rampage.
    Today, a Russian soldier shot dead 7 other soldiers. The authorities said he might have been suffering from mental health problems. Sound familiar?

    From his name and location, it sounds as though he was a Tatar, a Turkic ethnic group living in Russia.

    The big difference is however, that they’ll dispose of him without too much fuss – no mental health program for that peaceful.

  14. Wonder if he’ll find time to attend remembrance Sunday next week or spend it massaging his own ego or spray painting his own bollocks a nice shade of green or rainbow coloured if that’s your thing

  15. The high Courts are full of these fucking degenerate wankers. ‘Sir leads the troops jealous of youth’ Is a perfect example of throwing the fuckers into an active volcano.
    CUNTS

  16. If we knew this fuckin’ geriatric’s telephone number, we could scam him by calling and getting him to set up a direct debit to IsAC contributing to “saving the great crested newt”. I suggest nominating Freddie the Frog to make the call.

    • “Gooood evening Madame, my name is George Adugagagwengo, I am calling from your bank. The account in your name requires you to update your details. Tell me, what is the account number and sort code?”

  17. Given the number of untouchable peacefuls in our prisons, unless he’s hoping to be crucified or converted; he may want to rethink his aspirations of incarceration.

  18. Stupid old cunt must have dementure. Make the old cunt pay for the cost of cleaning up his vandalism.

  19. Doddery old cunt, stealing oxygen from good honest young aspiring architects who are all busy stabbing each other.

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