Dead Pool [145]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who wins Deadpool 144 by picking the actress Leah Bracknell who has died after a 3 year battle with lung cancer aged just 55.Leah played lesbian vet Zoe Tate in Emmerdale from 1989 and 2005.

On to Deadpool 145

Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are the next on their way out.First come first serve.Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nomination.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Genesis P-Orridge
Eddie Van Halen
David Gulpilil
Sam Lloyd
Pat Smullen

Kathleen Kennedy

A nomination for woke twat Kathleen Kennedy, who took over from George ‘Jabba Neck’ Lucas after selling Lucasfilm to Disney. Since then she has managed the feat of unravelling the most valuable intellectual property in cinema history by not having a coherent idea of where to take the series, hiring and firing directors, assembling a group of SJW in a ‘story group’ who have little vision, idea of dramatic tension, character arc or what made the earlier films so popular.

In Abrams they found a hack who will simply remake the earlier films without any charm or flair, while introducing his own pointless in-jokes and gimmicks.

Kennedy has flailed around from one disappoint to the next while sales of toys, books and games plummet, as a new generation looks to stuff like Marvel and Pokemon, and the much-hyped theme park, ‘Galaxy’s Edge’ threatens to go bust.

Kathleen Kennedy is a twat, a cunt, a gormless cretin and an SJW surrounding herself with sycophants and soyboys, like Rian Johnson, who killed a golden goose.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Cunt Customers

I would like to nominate cunt customers.

There’s about 101 shit TV programmes about bad builders, usually fronted by that cunt Nick fucking Knowles. What there is a massive lack of is fucking terrible customers tv progs.

I’ve been in construction for thirty years and learned a lot from the older blokes who passed more than knowledge of laying a brick, in regards to fucking bad payers. I’ve watched a few of these fucking dire productions, and the majority of the clients are transparent as fuck.

They had an idea (because some cunt at work had it done and it looks lovely) so they want it done. They couldn’t afford it in the first place, but still want someone to turn up, give them a reasonable quote, start on Monday and expect the contractor to pay for all the materials. Then when the contractor asks for the agreed interim payment, they act like they’ve been asked a question in fucking Russian. Why these people on this shit TV are left in the shit is because they didn’t pay the bill. And Nick Knowles should be hung for his part in this farce.

Sometimes customers can be utter fucking….CUNTS.

Nominated by Candygram for mongo

Patrick Harvie MSP

Patrick Harvie is complete cunt!

This cunting has been coming for a while now. He’s the co-leader of the Scottish Greens in Holyrood and trust me, the Scottish Parliament is full of shitting arses, but he’s almost the biggest cunt of all. Always banging on about conservation and saving the environment. Well maybe he should start by recycling the shite he speaks before he starts vomiting even more socialist crap.

I listened to the ginger goblin the other night saying, “There’s three years worth of young people that didn’t get a chance to vote in the EU referendum last time round, because they were too young”. Well fuck me, it doesn’t take a genius to work out whenever there’s a vote/referendum there’ll always be people that are too young to vote.

Yet another cunt that’s hell bent on frustrating the Brexit process.

Nominated by EVILSCOTSMAN

Turkey (3)

Turkey is a cunt.

Ten seconds after the US announced it was to withdraw troops from Northern Syria, they began a military incursion into Syria, in order to create a safe zone between the two countries. ‘Operation Exterminate the Kurds’ has already made significant progress, with land and air bombardment of Kurdish held territory. President Erdogan, religious megalomaniac and cunt extraordinaire, has rebuffed international condemnation of his actions, singling out Europe with a particular threat. In a deranged rant, he warned the EU not to refer to his actions as an invasion again, or he will unleash 3.5 million refugees onto the continent.

To be honest, I don’t give much of a fuck about the Kurds, they are universally hated by other Arabs, and appear to be like Middle Eastern pie keys. However, the prospect of that many migrants swamping Europe, and us by hook or by dinghy, is not something we can contemplate.

So, fuck Turkey, a once westernised land of promise, now looking backwards, on a course to emulate Iran as a once alright, now shite land of cunts. No more cheap package holidays with ropy grub and food poisoning guaranteed, no more cheap plastic surgery, or teeth, or hair transplants. Fuck them.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye