JANE DODDS – M.P.

 

A very liberal cunting please for this long faced self important old bag who has been an MP for just a few hours:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-49200636

She has won the Monmouth & Radnor by-election, and in her acceptance speech she said “The first thing I will do when I get to Westminster will be to seek out Mr. Boris Johnson, where ever he is hiding”

Is the old cunt for real?. Boris has hardly been missing in action since he became P.M. and the real reason this old tart, who probably has a minge as rampant as Brian Blessed’s beard, is because the Tories were stupid enough to try to reinflict the tarry fingered expenses swindler cunt who held the seat until he was booted out in a recall just a couple of months ago. Hopefully that motherfuckers career is now over and his constituency will debar him from standing again – it should also serve as a warning to arsewipe Dominic Grieve, if he imagines his unwilling constituents will nod him through again.

But back to doddering Dodds, yet another mouthy rent-a-gob hag in the mould of Anna Soubry and Jess Phillips (and they don’t come much mouldier than that pair of twats) who will say anything however crass to get a quote in. Wind your neck in, wench.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Bananarama

Bananarama are cunts….

In this climate of millennial revisionism this lot are now being touted as ‘legends’….
Tuneless 80s pop crap now suddenly revered? Has this country gone totally fucking mad?! On Radio 2 yesterday that cunt trombone Craig Charles was bigging them up as one of the ‘World’s greatest female bands’… Band? A band plays musical instruments, you utter cunt…. How Stock, Aitken and Waterman fodder like Bananrama (and Saint Kylie of Glastonbury) can now be seen as great popular music shows how low the cultural bar has sunk here… Anyone around in the 80s knows that they were shit… In the days of the late 80s these SAW puppet cunts were rightfully despised… Bananrama records had each voice tracked about eight times and it still sounded shite… The clueless millennial cunts now rule the media… Bad enough that mediocrity and crap is lauded in the present (Sheercunt, Swift, Adele, ‘Stormzy’ etc), but worse still that the crap from the past is now being re-labelled as great and what upcoming musicians should aspire too… What a load of bollocks…

Nominated by Norman

Dead Pool (136)

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted WWE legend Harley Race would be next to shuffle off this mortal coil.

On to Deadpool 136:

Rules:

1).No duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal a previous nomination like Black and White Cunt frequently does.Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)You are allowed 5 picks.It is first come first serve.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt.

My Picks (Shaun) :

Valerie Harper
Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

The BBC (08)

The BBC are still cunts…

The Bastard Brainwashing Corporation came out with this gem today: ‘Some Women’s Super League matches will be “double-headers” with men’s games next season’….

This translates as follows: “We will force this upon you cunts! Whether you like it or not! And as it’s on the BBC you will be forced to pay for it! Resistance is useless!”

Fuck the PC obsessed BBC cunts! Fuck them to fucking hell!

Nominated by Norman

The Nanny State

According to the Big Beeb the government plans to restrict new drivers from driving at night due to “safety” concerns.
I’m sorry, but what a load of bollox.

How the fuck is wee little millennial Dave supposed to do his night shift down fucking Asda, earning his piss poor living to pay for his shit working class life?
Take public transport? Then he may ask what was the fucking point of getting my fucking licence, spending potentially into the thousands to obtain the privilege!

Also how the fuck are new drivers supposed to gain confidence in driving in any condition, IF YOU BAN THEM FROM FUCKING DOING IT?! Absolutely farcical. This doesn’t seem to benefit anyone! Wait, scrub that shit… I bet our beloved insurance companies are rubbing their hands together in near ecstatic joy, as they’ll charge these poor assholes even more money due to their “inexperience”

In this process, we are also creating another make believe bogus crime for the Police force.
Sorry, Dorothy can’t come over and stop pervy Pete from robbing and buggering you…. a young driver is minding his own beeswax on his way to work. WHAT A CUNTING CRIMINAL HE IS.

Absolute bloody joke.

Nominated by Cuntoxed