I would like to aim a cunting at Wayne Hennessey. I have to admire his resolve, he’s looking more like a lying cunt every time he denies making a Nazi salute. If you look at the picture, it’s clear he’s making the Heil Hitler to his German pal. The sound doesn’t carry much when your hand is above your mouth. Quit being such a pussy and just admit you were being such a cunt.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47258539
Nominated by Cuntflappage
A lightweight cunting for a true lightweight of comedy.
Steve Coogan is back as Alan Partridge. I haven’t seen the show but the fucking trailer is on before every 6 oclock news. (‘My mouth is dry.’ My how I laughed)
This character was mildly amusing in small doses 20 odd years ago. Very small doses. Coogan has not actually developed or evolved in that time. The BBC is so bereft of talent, ideas and inspiration that Coogan can trot this same old tripe out yet again, which we pay for.
An unfunny irritating cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Congratulations to Mecha-rigsby who correctly predicted that the American Actor and former heartthrob Jan -Michael Vincent would be next to die aged 74.
n to Deadpool 124
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies
Fat Birds in Leggings.
I’m no expert on women’s fashion, I just have an opinion on what looks good and what doesn’t. Leggings do not look good. The first time I saw a woman wearing them, I thought she’d forgotten to put a skirt on.
Plain leggings are bad enough. They look doubly bad when embellished with an esoteric design, or with studs or chains. Or when they’re cut off at shin length.
Undoubtedly however, leggings look grotesque on fat birds. There’s a woman who works in our local newsagents who’s about five foot two and about 22 or 23 stone, more than two of me. She wears black leggings that perpetually appear about to split, stretched as they are over thighs like giant hams and an arse like a monstrous peach. They’re so tight that they’re effectively see-through, giving us all a view of the equally ludicrous thong she wears underneath. Worst of all is that when the weather’s warm, we’re treated to the sight of the dark, moist patch of material around the top of her arse crack. It’s not a pretty sight, and there’s a lot of other lumps in leggings waddling and wobbling about.
Now some may accuse me of fat shaming, but that’s not my intention. I don’t care if there are women who want to go about like this, I merely wish to offer them a word to the wise. Leggings look cheap and chavvy as it is. Leggings plus morbid obesity does not a good ‘look’ make. Do yourselves a favour and lose the flab ladies; you’ll look and feel better, I’m sure. If you continue to wear leggings you’ll still look bad, but at least you won’t look like a fucking beached whale. The only place that a fat bird in leggings looks good is………………….in the distance.
Nominated by Ron Knee
RACHEL JOHNSON
An outsize bloomer cunting please for the sister of Boris Johnson. Not only is the frustrated ugly old hag a pain in the arse, she is a copycat of the worst sort, since she has followed th antics of the dirty-minged old bag “Dr” Victoria Bateman last week and appeared naked on TV.
Not only do the Remainers look desperate they also look physically repulsive and are clearly mentally derranged.
Which Remainer will be the be the next one to drop their drawers on TV? Dame Keir Starmer, Mincing Mandy, Chukaspear?.
What a steaming heap of turd they are
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-news-latest-moment-remain-campaigner-rachel-johnson-strips-off-on-sky-news-a4067476.html
Nominated by W. C. Boggs