Dead Pool [124]

Congratulations to Mecha-rigsby who correctly predicted that the American Actor and former heartthrob Jan -Michael Vincent would be next to die aged 74.

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Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

63 thoughts on “Dead Pool [124]

  1. In honor of wimminz day:

    Chaka Khan
    Empress Michiko
    Carol Burnett
    Dawn French

  2. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim (podium attendant)
    Joannaaaaah Lumley (plastic ringpiece blown out)

  3. Kirk Douglas (102)
    Olivia de Havilland (102)
    Dame Vera Lynn (101)
    Dick Van Dyke (93)
    Nicholas Parsons (95)

  4. Excellent research My Lord (with the ages and all that) but I’ve already got Kirk and Vera and, as some cunts have already nicked Hezzer, Clive James and my beloved Doris off me, you can fuck off back to the House of Wax and claim your £305 a day expenses for being a decrepit old cunt.

  5. Camila Batmanghelidjh (Jabba and her techicolour dream coat).
    David Bellamy
    Frank Welker
    Sir John Polkinghorne
    Dame Maggie Smith.

    • Alex Trebek not Alex TrebRek the double jeopardy cunt, People act like the cunt was so smart fucking cunt read questions from a que card on a gameshow not exactly Mensa material I’ll admit he was well spoken and had a familiar voice cunt always irked me tho

  6. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    Bill Turnbull
    President Moduro of Venezuela

  7. Murray Walker
    Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Prunella Scales

  8. Gerald Harper
    Ron Flowers
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

    • I have just seen that some cunt has nicked Pearl Carr. She has been on my death list for ages. Oh, well, I’ll go for Bill Tidy. (Met him once, smashing fella, not a cunt at all)

  9. Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Duval
    RIC “WOOOOO” Flair

  10. Kirk douglas
    Olivia de Havilland
    Hal Holbrook
    Cliff Richard
    Barbara Windsor

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