The Brexit Hokey Cokey


oh you leave your left foot in, you take your right foot out, in out, in out, we’re neither in nor out… Let’s all do the Brexshit hokey cokey, fellow cunters. You’ll recall that in the not too distant, we were offered a choice; in or out, and we chose O.U.T. ‘Brexit means Brexit’, said the Rt Hon (???) Mrs May. Really? Because this ‘deal’ looks like Mrs Chamberlain waving lots of pieces of paper and declaring ‘sell out in our time’.

A┬ácouple of examples, if I may. Just where, for instance, is our trade deal? In his resignation letter, Sharish Vara says that ‘it will take years to conclude’. Meanwhile, we’re tied in by EU policy; de facto we’ll still be in the customs union and the single market as far as I can see, with an end to that arrangement only being concluded by JOINT consent. As though THEY’RE ever going to agree… As far as Northern Ireland’s concerned, I must admit that I’m not really sure just what’s being proposed, beyond the fact that it seems different arrangements will be applying there to the rest of the UK; all, it seems, to satisfy those great friends of ours in the Republic.

Somebody tell me if I’ve got this wrong, but it just seems that under May’s deal, we’re going to be shackled to the EU for ever, in a half way house, not a sovereign nation, and still paying through the nose for the privilege of kow-towing to Brussels. This isn’t what 17.5 million people voted for. Mrs May, you’re now asking those people to accept a situation that you said you would never allow to happen. You promised to maintain our sovereignty and the integrity of the UK, but you’ve betrayed that promise and are preparing to sell us down the river. The EU has shown us that with friends like them, we don’t need enemies. Brexit means Brexshit, Mrs May. Fuck the Fourth Reich, and fuck you.

Nominated by Ron Knee

104 thoughts on “The Brexit Hokey Cokey

  1. I say we shell the continent from the cliffs above Dover until the cunts stop fucking about.

  2. I fear all your comments are right, in the ecstacy of getting the majority vote in the referendum and then naively thinking the job was done and dusted and we’d leave the clutches of the EU cunts, we’d forgotten we needed the fucking two faced cunts to actually see the process of leaving to the end.

    When Trump said this deal could cause problems with future trade with the US, he’s right. He wants us on WTO trade rules so it’s a fair playing field, he won’t want us half in this shitty ‘free’ market (that we pay billions a year to be in, so it ain’t fucking free), because we’ll pick and choose our trade rather than go to him on a level with what the EUSSR can offer. Trump has always seen the EU as being rigged. And although he’s a clown, I’d prefer his up front, tell you all the details, tweets, to the backstabbing, bullshit feeding, cunts we have in charge.

  3. Sick of ;-
    CUNTS trying to force a second referendum – BECAUSE THEY LOST.
    The fucking attention to fucking idiots crossing the channel in shity little rubber boats…. fuck them….. if do make it deport them, they could have claimed asylum in France!
    All this shit about racism ….. the peacefuls are the racists…. not a few Chelsea fans.
    The fucking EU ….. fuck them, fuck them …… just fucking leave NOW ….. cunts; if they want to trade we want to trade…. that’s it the rest of it can FUCK OFF

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