Monthly Archives: August 2018

Dead pool [110]

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Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!

So we move on to Dead Pool 110.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Ahed Tamimi

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This little Palestinian shit has been taunting, spitting at and physically abusing Israli soldiers from the age of 11.

Aged 16 her actions got her incarcerated and put in chalky for a few days. Had social meejah and mobiles phones not been the world’s camera then I am certain the butt of a M16 (or similar) would have sufficed.

However, this is not my main reason for cunting this girl, no.

My main reason for cunting this red haired, green eyed and fair skinned girl is because she is no doubt set to become the poster girl for the bomb-making Palestinian “peaceful” cunts that the AL-BB-CERA and other cunt neo-liberal news outlets will jump on to say: “Look, see! They’re just the same as us!”

No, no they’re not.

Little miss punchy-bitch is no doubt only tolerated for PR purposes by the Imams of that shithole. Had she not garnered this attention then I would expect that her clit would be removed and her flaxen locks and green eyes covered by a bin bag walking 20ft behind her 40yr old husband (who also likes a bit of under-aged boy action on the side).

Also – if you see this cunt in action on the AL-BEEB – please note how she continually looks behind herself, directly at the cunt filming her, several times per shot.

Staged??? Surely not. And at no time do any of the soldiers even try to defend themselves cos they’re that bad. I’d love to see her do the same in Mogadishu or Riyadh and see how far she got before the stones were thrown…

Maybe I’m just a cynic who’s fed up of our Old Testament allies getting the continual shit end of the stick from media outlets and press agencies who – for some complete and utter mystery to me, and anyone with sense – pontificates to “peacefuls” like they’re the world’s saviours.

Well they’re not. They’re at the complete opposite end of that particular grace spectrum!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Ohh, Sacha Baron Cohen! Disappointing. You must have the cold sweat of ‘no inspiration’ trickling off your forehead to be now scraping the barrel of mirth so badly.

Cohen’s new comedy is called “Who Is America?” and, erm, it’s not very good. It has several characters (a bald leftie and an Israeli ex-soldier seem to dominate) who are acted and disguised well but alas, it seems the tap of comedy has run dry. He now languishes in the cemetery of Comedians: Making jokes about Trump.

Really? Are things that bad? You made Ali G, a genuinely funny creation with its finger clearly on the pulse of society. You’ve been edgy, puerile, dodgy, and offensive. You’ve made films like The Brothers Grimsby and The Dictator. It was even admirable when they weren’t so great (Bruno).

Borat was ace; filthy, vulgar, offensive and occasionally hilarious. Even the outtakes and media interviews were good like the press conference at Melbourne, Australia where he greeted the journalists (in character) with, “Good evening Convicts and Prostitutes!”

We need to poke fun at everything, we need to take the piss, especially out of politicians. However… this? From you? Laborious, dull clichés about racism and guns. This is weak and has the odour of desperation about it.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Dead Pool (109)

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Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Dead Pool 108 by successfully stealing Senator John McCain from Shaun and nominating somebody that we all actually heard of.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Anne Hathaway

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Anne Hathaway is a cunt, isn’t she.

After the murder of a (black) woman by a (white) man Hathaway, who starred in the colossally shit Les Miserables, generously took to Instagram to talk at her fans:

“She was murdered in cold blood by a white man.” Hathaway, star of the woefully shit The Devil Wears Prada, continued:

“White people must take into their bones that ALL black people fear for their lives DAILY and have done for GENERATIONS.”

Sigh.

Hathaway, star of such political and complex heavyweight films as Bride Wars and The Princess Diaries 2, didn’t mention anything about the amount of white persons killed by blacks. She must’ve been too busy planning Rio 3 to notice the crimes by black people on black people. She must’ve been too busy counting her copious amount of loot to realise this constant “black this” and “white that” is perpetuating racism and stirring the pot.

It might be of interest to know that Hathaway, whose English accent in One Day was appallingly poor, hasn’t had a ‘hit’ film for a few years. Hmm.

Listen Sugartits, stop publicly preening yourself and signalling your disingenuous virtue. There is no such thing as White Privilege. Get over your wealth guilt, shut the fuck up, and return to making the dismal, sentimental vomit that fills the void in your lachrymose, lifeless fans’ misery.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous