Monthly Archives: September 2016

Football fans

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Football fans who refer to their club as “we”

We’ll challenge for the title, that was the year we did the double, we were unlucky there….

Fuck off with the we, you did fuck all and probably watched 99 percent of that success from your living room on Sky Sports.

Nominated by: Mr Cuntypants

Football fans in general are cunts. They buy overpriced club shirts, bore the tits off anyone stupid enough to listen while they talk about the latest wog that their club has spunked millions of pounds on,witter on about players as if they were “mates” with the cunts, hence the Giggsy, Scholesy, Becks etc. crap,get shit tattooes,and worst of all,give a platform for those cunts Lineker, Shearer and Ian Wright to spout their utter tomcuntery.

Rugby,cricket and horse racing are the only sports worth following.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

David Cameron [21]

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David Cameron has announced he is fucking off, no doubt has a cushy EU job lined up or will tour the US lecturing cunts on how to be a cunt.

Anyways as he is the most cunted of all the cunts, surely he can get a final cunting which is an achievement he can add to his other achievements. The cunt.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Ellen Degeneres

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Cant fucking stand that silly yank slit licker Ellen Degeneres,anyone seen her show? What a daft cunt she is and who taught her to dance? I reckon it was Clyde the fucking Orangatang.

Nominated by: The Terminator

Ellen Degeneres is a fucking rug munching, tuppence flicking, knickerlifting, bulldyke cunt… She’s a typical Yank tosspot…

Nominated by: Norman

Degeneres.. Dorrie..
Dorrie.. Degeneres..

Remind me again which is which?

Nominated by: Dioclese

Muftis

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Muftis deserve a first class cunting. These camel riding jihad trainers are the fist lot that should be rounded up and fucked off back to their lands of sands. Peaceful or otherwise.

Or, a round up into a local mosque, lock it up and burn the cunt down, with them in it.
Whilst serving Pork Kebbabs outside from the beer tent in the carpark to all that want to watch.

Like all pests that get out of hand, and are not native or have no natural predator, the only real answer is a humane culling.

Very much like the badgers that annoy the cows.

The only thing this could be considered as is a gesture towards a good start.

Cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Kenneth Clarke

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Kenneth Clarke is a cunt. The fat Tory piss artist has been emailing his constituents telling them that the EU referendum was only “advisory”, was “not binding” and that parliament will not permit the UK to leave the EU. The poll tax riots will seem like a Buckingham Palace Garden Party if he’s right.

What a fucking cunt. Anyone got him in the Pool…?

Nominated by: Fred West