Cunts on planes

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I would like to nominate cunts on planes who, as soon as the fucking seat belt sign goes off, decide to put their seat all the way back down to the maximum, thereby squashing the person behind’s knees and making the rest of the 10 hour flight a fucking misery.

Personally, unless it’s long haul, so greater than 4 hours, I don’t put my seat back until it’s the time of the day where most people would sleep, and even then only if have a look around behind to make sure that they have also reclined. Space in airplanes is so limited, is just so rude and cuntish to have your seat all the way back in the middle of the day. And to those who say, “I’ve paid for this flight, so I’ll recline whenever I want”, my reply is ,”well I’ve not paid to have your fucking head in my lap for the whole fucking flight, so I’ll exercise my right to kick, push and sneeze over you at every fucking opportunity”.

I had such a cunt on my flight into Grenada last week. Sat with his slutty looking wife, (at least 58 but wearing a short leather skirt that if she’d been 40 years younger might have gotten away with), in our seats as we boarded, with no word of apology, when they moved, this cunt did just what I’ve mentioned above, squashing my wife’s knees. I said to her that I was quite happy to “have a friendly word” but she didn’t want to make a scene. This resulted in me stewing in my own anger for the whole flight, (although I did say to the cunt to put his seat up when the meals came around, in a nice way, so as not to upset my missus, whose birthday it was on that day, so that fucking cock sucker totally fucked that for her). Even the guy in the aisle opposite my missus said to the fight attendant , as he minced down the aisle, about how inconsiderate the cunt in front was, but the fag just said he couldn’t do anything.

However, on the flight back, if we are stuck with this inconsiderate knob jockey again, I will swap seats with my missus and gleefully make sure I kick the fuck out of the back of his chairi ff he decides to put the seat back on 6ft 2in me.

I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts!

Nominated by: Mr Sausage

Angela Merkel [5]

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Angela Merkel is a typical Hun Cunt….

Merkel now tells us to ‘set limits’ on what we say, having ordered the prosecution of a comedian for mocking the president of Turkey…. What people should and shouldn’t say? Limits? Prosecution for a joke?

All we need is the chorus of ‘Sieg Heil!’ and Dachau to be reopened… And The Four Tops to belt out ‘But it’s the same old Krauts….’

Nominated by: Norman

Prince William [2]

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Prince William is a Cunt for his gay magazine poof up appearing on the Attitude gay magazines front cover and for a interview… maybe to meet some gents too perhaps?

For me this marks the final end to the legitimacy(decency too) of the Crown. They have spit on their ancestors and destroyed their own honor.

Being a traditional Royalist, this doesn’t surprise me there’s more cousin shagging and race mixing in the royal family then previously thought so whats a little poof promotion. The last genuine link to Britain and it’s ancient genuine Royal ancestry, was Queen Elizabeth I… well mostly but basically she was.

Nominated by: Titslapper