Simon Danczuk

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I know he’s been cunted before, but it has just emerged that Simon Danczuk has claimed parliamentary expenses (ie taxpayer cash) for “crisis management”.

And what “crisis” would that be? Bomb threats to his constituency office? Threats of violence in the streets necessitating the hiring of a bodyguard for all his personal appearances…?

No.

The cunt claimed £500 of taxpayer cash for PR advice after being caught by the press sending explicitly sexual texts to a teenage girl.

Now even by Danczuk’s previous levels of cuntitude, that is pretty fucking spectacular. In fact, in the entire history of parliamentary expenses scandals (moat-draining , duck houses, and the like), I don’t recall expenses ever being claimed to protect an MP from his own extra-curricular noncery. This is industrial-strength, weapons-grade cuntitude from a fucktard who seems eager to out-cunt Bono. Now if that £500 had been a contribution towards Danczuk’s coffin, I’m sure most taxpayers would have gladly chipped in.

Nominated by:Fred West

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Words alone can not begin to express what a massive cunt this man is.

Take a look on his YouTube channel and brace yourself as you are hit again and again by an endless stream of cuntness.

A particular favourite episode of mine is called mclaren 675lt collection day…

24 mins of top trump cunting,watch this millionaire tory boy pick up his brand new car from a sexualy charged showroom staffed by a salesman who looks like his brother.

This cunt is just the tip of the cuntberg,there’s loads of em on YouTube.

Other things to note : He’s such a cunt he’s picked a name for himself he can’t even say without looking like a cunt, and I’ve never ever seen a woman in his video’s….

Nuff said.

Nominated by: Jizzlobber

Grayson Perry [3]

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With my righteous anger toward our dipshit political class, I almost forgot to nominate my intended target. Grayson Perry.

Yes, that’s right. The far left ‘artist’, who likes to dress up in ridiculous female type clothing, because he apparently thinks it’s as far away from masculinity as it’s possible to get. No, I don’t understand it either. Then again, I’ve found that it’s often impossible to find any logic in the actions, thoughts, and comments of those on the far left.

I’m nominating Perry, because a couple of days ago, he criticised Bear Grylls as a bad role model for young men and boys. Even calling him a “hangover”. Apparently, Bear doesn’t teach our male youth to be open with their emotions, or to explore femininity. According to Grayson, and this is not a direct quote, Grylls is all about teaching men…to be men. Yep, Perry has taken issue with Bear Grylls, because he’s macho and encourages males to do what males have done for several thousand years.

It turns out that Perry has a three part TV series on Channel 4coming out soon. Now this is a direct quote;
The show is about what it means to be a man, and major issues like 90 per cent of crime is done by men, that men tend to dominate business and men commit suicide six times more than women“.
Asked why he thought those problems existed, he said: ‘Because millennia of conditioning has brought men and boys up and taught them certain behaviours that aren’t helpful any more, such as suppressing your emotions, status-seeking, answering problems with anger and violence.’

This is someone who dresses in clothing so ridiculous, that NO self respecting woman would EVER wear. Not even in private. This is someone who, in his own words, once dressed as Little Bo Peep, “because of a yearning for femininity”. Now I have no problem with him doing that. If he wants to dress and look like a complete TWAT, that’s his business. But what the fuck does someone who probably spent his childhood summers running around in his mother’s knickers know about being a man? He’s spent most of his life running away from being a man. And to be fair, he’s actually succeeded.

Bear Grylls is an ocean going bell end. But I would rather have him as a role model than some limp wristed, patronising, cross dressing, tasteless, unhinged gimp, who wants to emasculate those of us who actually are men. I’m not saying that we should be encouraging each other to act like cavemen. That’s what those violent cretins who attach themselves to football clubs, and give real fans a bad name do. But for Christ’s sake, we live in an age where dipshit feminist led advertising agencies think it’s acceptable to produce adverts that portray all men as morons. We don’t need an emasculated foreskin like Perry sticking his fucking oar in too. Leave us the fuck alone.

He can wear as many ridiculous dresses, and as much crappy make up, and be as camp and effeminate as he wants. However, he has NO fucking right to slag of a man who prats about in the woods, being macho and doing what men have done for millennia.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Channel four should also be cunted by proxy for being a continuous platform for all this kind of shit. Widow Twankey can take his opinions, his piss poor attempts at art and his wardrobe that even Camilla Batmanpigfucker wouldn’t wear and shove them all up his worn out arsehole.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Grayson Perry looks a right cunt, If he wants to be a girl then fine be a girl but don’t fucking try and influence others. What a cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Anna Soubry

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Anna Soubry seems menopausal every time she appears in public, although looking at her I would have thought she was well past that shit so probably the brain frazzle is taking its toll.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Apparently Ann Soubry was ’emotional’ before she spoke to an anti-Brexit rally in Trafalgar Square. Nadine Dorries reckons she was ‘pissed’. I know which version I believe.

If I’d behaved like she did in the referendum campaign, I’d get pissed too!

Silly cow…

Nominated by: Dioclese

“Brave from MP @Anna_Soubry on #bbcqt to say all parties have failed – and should now – make positive case for migration”

Bitch cunt still ain’t listening is she? 10 Million is enough Anna, 10 Million is actually way too fucking many. Case for immigration?

We have way too many empty hospital beds?
We have way too many empty Schools?
We have way too many empty Houses where they are most needed?
We have way too many Jobs and absolutely no unemployed?
We don’t have enough Asian Tax Drivers?
We don’t have enough eastern European Car Washes?
Only 10% of our Prison population is foreign born?
There are not enough foreign women working as forced sex slaves?
There are many empty shops that could be turned into Eastern European food mini markets?

Have I missed any of your key arguments Anna? How about you stop guilt tripping about the Empire or whatever it is that motivates you to cram the country to the brim with unskilled foreign Labour under cutting those of us that live one family in a house so don’t now compete on a level playing field.

But wait hubby is on the board of Morrison’s they don’t benefit from cheap foreign labour do they, fruit pickers, warehouse staff.

There we go Anna immigration benefits you directly doesn’t it?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

There is no bigger cunt in politics right now than Anna Soubry

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

My favourite memory of Anna Soubry comes from many years ago when she and some random newsreader stood in for Richard and Judy on ‘This Morning’. The subject under discussion was whether or not tampons caused Toxic Shock Syndrome. In a moment of sheer jaw-dropping insanity (for which the shoplifting cunt Madeley was usually responsible), Soubry confessed to the nation that she had once “left one in for several weeks by mistake”.

Someone needs to trawl the ITV/Granada archives to see if that footage still exists. If it does, it needs to go on YouTube pretty fucking sharpish.

Nominated by: Fred West

Tony Blair [8]

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Whille we’re on the subject of Labour scum. Blair has once again stuck his head above the parapet. As we know, we need to negotiate our new relationship with the Fourth Reich over in Brussels. As we also know, this will be pretty complex. So, up pops Tony Blair, like the eternal foul stench, once again pretending to be our saviour and offering his services as a negotiator.

Apart from the fact Blair is a filthy, murdering, money whore, lying, arrogant, ignorant, dishonourable, dishonest, conniving, warmongering, bloodthirsty traitor. He never does ANYTHING unless there is something in it for Tony Blair. His chances of a cushy job in Brussels have been shot to shit, so I can only imagine that Blair considers this an opportunity to once again raise his profile and be seen as some kind of hero. He seems to need the adoration of the public. The big problem he faces, is that everyone on Planet Earth knows that he’s a massive cunt.

Still, he can’t resist the opportunity of taking part in a high profile negotiation. Whoever turns out to be our next Prime Minister, their first job should be telling Blair to fuck off, and shove a live hand grenade up his arrogant arse. Let’s not forget, it was Blair who gave up part of our rebate on the money that the EU steals from us each year.

Though not for much longer…

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw