Anna Soubry


Anna Soubry seems menopausal every time she appears in public, although looking at her I would have thought she was well past that shit so probably the brain frazzle is taking its toll.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Apparently Ann Soubry was ’emotional’ before she spoke to an anti-Brexit rally in Trafalgar Square. Nadine Dorries reckons she was ‘pissed’. I know which version I believe.

If I’d behaved like she did in the referendum campaign, I’d get pissed too!

Silly cow…

Nominated by: Dioclese

“Brave from MP @Anna_Soubry on #bbcqt to say all parties have failed – and should now – make positive case for migration”

Bitch cunt still ain’t listening is she? 10 Million is enough Anna, 10 Million is actually way too fucking many. Case for immigration?

We have way too many empty hospital beds?
We have way too many empty Schools?
We have way too many empty Houses where they are most needed?
We have way too many Jobs and absolutely no unemployed?
We don’t have enough Asian Tax Drivers?
We don’t have enough eastern European Car Washes?
Only 10% of our Prison population is foreign born?
There are not enough foreign women working as forced sex slaves?
There are many empty shops that could be turned into Eastern European food mini markets?

Have I missed any of your key arguments Anna? How about you stop guilt tripping about the Empire or whatever it is that motivates you to cram the country to the brim with unskilled foreign Labour under cutting those of us that live one family in a house so don’t now compete on a level playing field.

But wait hubby is on the board of Morrison’s they don’t benefit from cheap foreign labour do they, fruit pickers, warehouse staff.

There we go Anna immigration benefits you directly doesn’t it?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

There is no bigger cunt in politics right now than Anna Soubry

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

My favourite memory of Anna Soubry comes from many years ago when she and some random newsreader stood in for Richard and Judy on ‘This Morning’. The subject under discussion was whether or not tampons caused Toxic Shock Syndrome. In a moment of sheer jaw-dropping insanity (for which the shoplifting cunt Madeley was usually responsible), Soubry confessed to the nation that she had once “left one in for several weeks by mistake”.

Someone needs to trawl the ITV/Granada archives to see if that footage still exists. If it does, it needs to go on YouTube pretty fucking sharpish.

Nominated by: Fred West

11 thoughts on “Anna Soubry

  1. I think I recall my mum being shocked/disgusted when watching that ‘This Morning’ episode… Soubry is a cunt who looks like the long-lost sister of Zelda from Terrahawks….

    • There were four of them Norman, the other two being Shirley (bag over the head) from EastEnders and Rod Stewart.

      Their evil has no bounds.

  2. She looks like she could be right up wayne rooney’s Street..know what I mean.

  3. Twenty or thirty years ago there was a programme on Central TV, called Central
    Weekend Live. It was on after the pubs had closed on Friday nights. Subjects
    discussed were always controversial with opposing sides nearly coming to blows,
    bad fucking language, shouting & screaming, & our little Annie trying to keep some
    sort of order, & to try & stop the cunts killing each other, as a murder would have
    knackered their Ratings figures! It is no surprise therefore that she should get
    herself into a similar environment, of rough & tumble, by standing for election to
    Parliament! She should be the Speaker, as she knows how to shut awkward cunts up, & maybe would even make a good Whip.
    As for crying for her daughters because they can’t now be EU muppets, she
    should think herself lucky as they might have been conscripted in Baron von Junker’s New Model Army, to continue Uncle Adolf’s spat with Russland.

  4. For me, one of Friday’s most surreal moments, was reading about Alistair Campbell accusing Kelvin McKenzie of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine during the Referendum campaign. Seriously, Campbell? YOU accusing others of telling lies and being part of a propaganda machine? You? One of the biggest liars the 20th Century has EVER produced…accusing someone of lying? That takes some fucking brass neck my friend.

    • Campbell is always banging on about suffering from depression, fishing for sympathy. Here’s a tip; stop being Alistair Campbell you pontificating skidmark.

  5. So she left a tampey in for a week? Was she growing her own black pudding?

  6. Anna Soubry is the sort of woman you would dread having as a mother in law.The term battleaxe seems appropriate in her case

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