Simon Danczuk MP is massive cunt who never learns his lesson.

He’s been caught once again sending explicit pictures and videos of himself to young women. And when one of the women in question gave them to Popbitch who obligingly posted this image of his ‘Cum Face’ online.

Danczuk announced he was seeking advice to see whether he could take action under the Revenge Porn laws! Revenge Porn?? You wish! What a sad and deluded dirty old cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

I know he’s been cunted before, but it has just emerged that Simon Danczuk has claimed parliamentary expenses (ie taxpayer cash) for “crisis management”.

And what “crisis” would that be? Bomb threats to his constituency office? Threats of violence in the streets necessitating the hiring of a bodyguard for all his personal appearances…?

No.

The cunt claimed £500 of taxpayer cash for PR advice after being caught by the press sending explicitly sexual texts to a teenage girl.

Now even by Danczuk’s previous levels of cuntitude, that is pretty fucking spectacular. In fact, in the entire history of parliamentary expenses scandals (moat-draining , duck houses, and the like), I don’t recall expenses ever being claimed to protect an MP from his own extra-curricular noncery. This is industrial-strength, weapons-grade cuntitude from a fucktard who seems eager to out-cunt Bono. Now if that £500 had been a contribution towards Danczuk’s coffin, I’m sure most taxpayers would have gladly chipped in.

Nominated by:Fred West