Monthly Archives: July 2016

Theresa May [2]

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"I told a porky this big, and got away with it!"

“I told a porky this big, and got away with it!”

Theresa May is spouting shite
Vote for her – get Brexit-lite
In or out don’t be deceived
If she gets in we’ll never leave

Nominated by: Poet and don’t know it!

Saint Theresa will tell you anything you want to hear to get to number 10.

We’re not interested in uniting the Conservative, Theresa. We’re interested in carrying out the wishes of the British people in a referendum to leave the EU and anyone who believes you will deliver that is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Turncoat Theresa is an untrustworthy cunt who puts personal power before of the will of the people. Urquhart would be proud of her…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Football [4]

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As a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.

You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.

And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old knobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.

A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

Nominated by: MrG 1985

Andy Burnham [2]

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Andy Burnham is indeed a puppet-faced cunt. Looks like he’s been sculpted by Gerry Anderson – two parts Scott Tracy to one part Captain Scarlet.

Fucking principle-free opportunistic cunt can fuck right off.

Nominated by: Fred West and TooManyCunts

BARB

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BARB deserve a good cunting.

BARB have 5000, yes you heard that correctly, a mere 5000 boxes in supposed family homes in the UK. From this 5000 they claim to be able to extrapolate the viewing figures for the whole of the country.

So when BBC quote a viewing figure of 10 million for the Bake-Off program what that actually means is about 900 of those boxes were watching it, never mind the fact that no one I know in my social circle watched it, but according to BARB 1 in 6 people in the UK did.

You can guarantee those boxes are in the homes of major employees of BBC, ITV, C4 & C5.

Fuck TV, but above all fuck the BBC

Nominated by: Boaby

Charlotte Church [3]

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Charlotte Church demonstrates what a tit she is...

Charlotte Church demonstrates what a tit she is…

Charlotte Church – the has been welsh warbler who sings much too loud, much too often, and flat – has tweeted that she thinks Nigel Farage is a ‘piece of shit’ and says she ‘wants her fucking EU back!’

Let’s put the silly little cunt into perspective shall we? Her most recent public appearance was at Glastonbury where she sang a karaoke-style set in the middle of the night while swigging booze straight from the bottle. She was heard telling the gathered audience: ‘I’ll let you in to a little secret, I’ve partied way too fucking hard this weekend.’ Presumably celebrating the Brexit vote giving her an opportunity to actually get noticed again?

Well, Charlotte darling, it’s like this. Even Wales voted to leave the EU so you can’t blame the English for a change. Furthermore, nobody really gives a flying fuck what you think, and Brussels is welcome to you.

So why don’t you give us all a break and fuck off and live there, dearie?

Nominated by: Dioclese