I just woke from a deep sleep which included a dream about Russell Brand. Blimey I shall never sleep again. I need to brush my teeth and scrub in the shower, just dreaming about him makes me feel dirty.
Soapy cunt.
Nominated by: Bertie OMA
Monthly Archives: January 2016
Bono [9]
Going for a record 9th cunting of Bono…
At U2’s gig in Paris, the sanctimonious, grief-jacking paddy cunts naturally introduced Eagles of Death Metal to play on stage with them.
Referring to the massacre at Eagles of Death Metal’s last Paris gig, Bono said: “We must also think of the terrorists’ families … I know it is hard right now.” He said the attackers’ families had also been robbed of their loved ones, by “an ideology that is a perversion of the beautiful religion of Islam”. Yeah, that’s right, you total fucking cunt, let’s not forget the poor, suffering terrorists. Any any cunt who describes Islam as “beautiful” is not only wholly ignorant of the Koran, but also deserves the full Mussolini treatment immediately.
I think this breathtaking comment far exceeds any previous episodes of cuntitude from Bono and I recommend this cunting to fellow cunters.
Nominated by: Fred West
X Factor [2]
The X Factor is strewn with cunts. I mean, it literally could not be more top heavy with cunts unless Chris Moyles got involved. Cowell, Cheryl the cunt, Grimshaw, Murs, the scraggy cunt that is Caroline Flack, everyone on the thing on ITV2 and of course every wannabe shit hole that appears from the first audition to the final.
But let me tell you this, if you one of these cunts that have their faces superimposed on things during the adverts, (and I include any child in that, don’t think those little shits are exempt) then you have managed to become the cream on a cunt pie.
Absolute desperate, attention seeking scum-bags.
Nominated by: Cunt O’Macunto
News drama queens
Your News drama queen …is a Cunt.
“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”
“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”
On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”
Cunts the lot of ’em.
Nominated by: King Cnut
Free the nipple
Id like to cunt all those raging narcissists who are masquerading under the ‘Free the nipple’ bollocks.
Now I know they justify it by claiming it draws attention to breast cancer but as you also get arse cancer does that mean we should be putting up photos of our gaping arseholes on social media ?
CUNTS.
Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter