Monthly Archives: September 2015

Twearlies

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Anyone who doesn’t have their fare ready when getting on a bus is a cunt.

You’ve been waiting for hours for the piss-stinking, plebian-carrying, fat cunt driving mode of public transport to arrive. So why not sort out your £2.40 prior to the arrival of said bus?… Rather than waiting until you get on and then fish around in the bottom of your rucksack or handbag?

I’m waiting to get home and have a good dump…Every second counts.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

For those of you who don’t know, a ‘twearly’ is a an old codger with a bus pass who holds up the queue by trying it on to board the bus outside of the non-peak times the pass is good for. You often hear them say “Oh, I am too early?” Yes, matie, you are!

Women’s Footie

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Manchester United should ‘rectify’ their lack of a senior women’s team, says sports minister Tracey Crouch…. United’s Premier League rivals Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are all represented in the Women’s Super League….United do run junior female sides but disbanded their open-age team in 2005….

“It is incredibly disappointing that one of the biggest clubs in the world doesn’t have a ladies’ football team,” said Crouch…..WSL crowds have risen sharply following England’s third-place finish at the recent World Cup…. Crouch added: “They have an excellent centre for girls but they don’t translate that into a ladies’ football team….
“At a time when there is phenomenal interest in women’s football, it is right that they should try and rectify that as soon as possible…” United say they have no plans to launch a women’s team but the situation remains under review……

This is exactly the sort of feminazi shit that I hate so much… Manchester United fans (men and women) from Manchester, Salford and Stretford do not give a toss or want a United women’s team… I know why Crouch wants one though… So the United name will make vast amounts of money for her pet project freakshow… Well here’s a big FUCK OFF to Tracey Crouch and the fucking women’s super league… You are a plague on football and true reds want no part of your bullshit, you fucking cunts….

Nominated by: Norman

Not Hungary !

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Hungary are definitely not cunts.

They have stopped the migrant cunts in their tracks, which is a job the Greek and Italian cunts should have done.

As a mark of my admiration and respect for the Hungarian anti-cunts I may well jump on a plane and visit their fine country, drink loads of beer and engage the services of what I imagine to be very reasonably priced prostitutes, thus bolstering their meager economy.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Bahar Mustafa [2]

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Bahar Mustafa is a dumb cunt.

I wonder how she feels about piss porn? ’cause I’d piss all over her stupid twat face, and her being a fellow Trotskyite I wonder if she knows who Leon Trotsky actually is? Trotsky was a communist, mass murderer cunt responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths and was a Marxist ideologue.

Knowing Mustafa (this bitch from the lion king or something?) she would probably laugh off the deaths and say they deserved it. If I ever see this cunt I’ll give her a bitch slap so hard she’ll fly back to Pakistan and she can try being a radical feminist there.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Prudential Bike Ride

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The Prudential Bike Ride is an absolute CUNT!

This morning I am meant to be taking the mother in law to the cemetary in Gunnersbury to pay her respects on the anniversary of her husbands death, followed by a visit to her favourite fishmonger, pets at home and B & Q to get some plants to cheer her up.

But no.

Instead I am a prisoner in my own home due to the entirety of West London being gridlocked because a bunch of lycra clad Scania fodder need the A4, the hammersmith flyover, the Cromwell road and the A316 closed off so that they can wiggle their arses at the cunt behind in a procession of maximum cuntishness.

Already had one head on collision on our road where an impatient cunt decided to drive on the wrong side to try and turn right….straight into another car.

Prudential can go and fuck their collective mums with their AIDS riddled micropenises if they think they will ever get my business after this fucking fiasco.

And I hope the cyclists headbutt an oncoming HGV.

FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU, YOU BUNCH OF STD INFECTED VAGINAS!!!

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE SCREAMING!!!

Nominated by: Odins Balls