The Great British Public [2]

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People in general are just cunts…. Supermarkets are now being told to move daffodils away from fruit and veg isles, in case someone mistakes them for fruit or veg and eats them…. Well, for a start, I have never seen daffs next to onions or spuds or bananas in any shop.. But the fact that such a request/demand has even been thought of shows how daft things, and people, have got…

Seriously: What sort of totally cabbaged cunt would mistake a flower for a vegetable or a fruit?! Also, what kind of dickbrained twat would actually eat a daffodil?!

Surely people these days can’t be that stupid? Oh, hang on… They’re all tweeting and watching The Voice tonight… Of course they fucking can…

Nominated by: Norman

John de Mol

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Johannes Hendrikus Hubert “John” de Mol, Jr. – now this bastard deserves a right royal, grade one super-duper with bells on cunting.

He is the total cunt who started & dreamt up Big Fucking Brother. He has for over a decade been responsible for a opening a Pandoras Box the size of a bloody megalith of cunts (both celebrity and wannabe celebrity) not only in the UK but its spawn as infected the whole world with cunts on television.

Nominated by: Toryboy

Twitter [2]

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I’d like to nominate TWITTER for a good cunting.

The establishments control tool to kill freedom of speech, how many people have been rounded up and prosecuted beggars belief, every other week there is some ‘troll’ story in the media on Twitter yet the same media actually use Twitter as a ‘source’.

For example, Anne Kirkbride shuffles off this mortal coil and ITV report that Ken Roache has posted “So sad to see the passing of Anne, RIP” on Twitter.

Fuck Off

Twitter has three purposes..

1. To kill free speech and cretinize the masses in to cramming their thoughts in to 140 characters
2. Breed a bunch of narcissistic, self absorbed cunts who believe the World revolves around them like they are a celebrity
3. To allow celebs to market their latest pile of wank TV show, film, song, dvd or book to the sheeple so they go out and purchase it, paradoxically this panders to the sycophants who brown nose celebs in the hope of a reply or retweet.

A self perpetuating pile of wank cluttered up with inane drivel to keep people engaged in the medias shite. As the TV show ‘Why Don’t You’ famously stated:

“why don’t you, why don’t you, why don’t you switch off your television set and go outside and do something less boring instead” and the same applies to Twitter, Facebook & Youtube

Nominated by: Prolapsed Anus

Gabby Logan [2]

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I offer up for your delectation Gabby Logan

Daughter of Terry Yorath, this former gymnast is now a ‘luvvie’ of that left wing broadcaster the BBC. She can be seen presenting everything on the BBC from ‘Match Of The Day’, ‘The One Show’, ‘Final Score’ to the classics on ITV such as ‘Splash’ & who could forget her own short lived show on Channel 5 ‘Live With Gabby’. you would be forgiven for not knowing this show as only 3 viewers ever tuned in.

Basically this cunt would present the opening of a public toilet just to get on TV.

However, what makes her total ‘cunt’ material is her well documented tax avoidance (not hearsay but FACT) & I am sure if any journalist had the balls to investigate her ‘Logan Foundation’ they might find even more ‘tax avoiding scams’

People like her make my fucking blood boil, she sucks public money from the BBC and is well rewarded for her bland presenting, yet she deems this not to be reward enough & so engages in the usual ‘media types’ scams to avoid tax like every hard working person in the land.

People like her should be banned from ever working at the publicly funded BBC & be forced to repay every pay cheque she has ever received.

As if this was not a good enough case for a true cunting I fail to see what is…But, let us not forget she is married to Kenny Logan, that lard arsed lummox of a cunt who used to play Rugby for Scotland & her father was that Welsh cunt Terry Yorath, another nondescript sportsman (footballer) who is associated with the second shitest city in the UK after Liverpool, that’s right, fucking Leeds.

Nominated by: Prolapsed Anus

Sky

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SKY needs urgently cunting.

Just heard that they are about to launch a mobile phone network – this from the Murdoch corporation who brought you industrial-scale phone-hacking at The Sun and News of the World! I wonder how secure their subscribers will feel…? You just couldn’t make it up, could you?

What total fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West