Monthly Archives: March 2015

Mukesh Singh

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Mukesh Singh

Mukesh Singh is a sickening rapist cunt.

Is his name unfamiliar? Remember the woman gangraped and beaten on a bus in India in December 2012? Singh was the bus driver and also joined in the assault. Found guilty of playing a part in the rape and assault, Singh was sentenced to death – but is now appealing against his death sentence.

According to the BBC reporter who interviewed him for a forthcoming documentary about rape in India, Singh showed zero remorse and kept expressing bewilderment that such a fuss was being made about his crimes when “everyone is at it”. These are some of the nauseating gems Singh offered by way of justification and mitigation in almost sixteen hours of interviews:

“A decent girl won’t roam around at nine o’clock at night. A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy …Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes… People have the right to teach them a lesson and the woman should have put up with it. …When being raped, she shouldn’t fight back. She should just be silent and allow the rape. …The death penalty will make things even more dangerous for girls. Now when they rape, they won’t leave the girl like we did. They will kill her. Before, they would rape and say, ‘Leave her, she won’t tell anyone.’ Now when they rape, they will just kill the girl…”

Now this cunt has already been sentenced to death, so what can we cunters wish him that is worse than death? For starters, I’d like to see him slowly tortured for at least a year before being forced to rape and murder his own mother while his victim holds a Magnum to his head (the gun, not the ice cream). And then, with this kind of modern, enlightened attitude to women, I’m sure Paul Dacre would be keen to have Singh work for the Daily Mail Online, characterised as it is by anonymous hacks sneering at female celebrities “roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes…”

Hopefully the ISAC photoshop wizards can depict him with a huge black cock up his tight, bleeding arsehole.

Nominated by: Fred West

Electrical manufacturers

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After the fucking day I’ve had I want to nominate ALL ELECTRICAL MANUFACTURERS!

The cunts with their ‘planned obsolescence’ so your electrical item breaks just after the guarantee period are the fucking scum of the Earth.

I purchased a new washing machine for the wife just 26 months ago, £480 it fucking cost me. When I purchased it the spotty/speccy 14yr old salesman stated “would you like to buy an extended warranty? It’s only £60 a year for 3 years”

I told him to fuck off duly, but low and behold just 2 months after the 24 month warranty ended the fucking thing is fucked. So now I am facing £100 call out + parts to fix this piece of shit or another £400 replacing it!

My mate owns an electronics business and it is common knowledge that manufacturers build in ‘planned obsolescence’ so you have to replace the damn things every 5 years maximum – cunts.

When I was growing up in the 1970’s our family had the same washing machine,tumble dryer, hoover, stereo hi-fi, tv and video recorder (anyone remember Betamax? lol). Those things were built to last and I even have our old tv in my shed (analogue so useless without a set-top box and obviously 4:3 aspect ratio but it STILL FUCKING WORKS 40 years later.

Manufacturers realised that building quality electrical items that would last 10+ years would mean less sales so since the 80’s have been building sub standard shite so you have to replace the products again & again & again.

FUCKING CUNTS!

Nominated by: Jimmy Saviles Used Condom

ISIS Special Forces

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[ YouCunts have removed their copy of this video, so here’s another one taken from the Daily Fail in the interests of avoiding PC censorship – Ed. ]

Going off the above video that ISIS very thoughtfully released, they’re more special needs than special forces. If it’s genuine, then we really don’t have anything to worry about. If it’s genuine, it’s a work of comedy gold.

It would seem that they went full retard whilst filming this video. I mean, we saw two of these stone age savages do a forward roll over a Russian machine gun, before one of them bizarrely points it up to the sky. Another clip shows the special needs force performing forward rolls over the crest of ill, something that leaves them even more exposed.

One of my favourites, is the twat who literally straps a bush to himself, and then pretending he was wearing a Klingon cloaking device. It actually brought to mind Adrian from the Fast Show. “Yo ‘aven’t sane may, roight?” One of the classics of the video, was a group of fuckwits apparently walking through a garden whilst smashing a tile over their heads. I’m not sure how that prepares them for combat. Never in my 18 years of service in the British Army did I have smash a tile over my head.

Oh yeah, I can’t sign off without mention ISIS’s very own Bruce Lee. Not so much kung fu, as kung poo. (See what I did there?)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw