It is grotesque seeing ugly fat bitches with orange faces and bingo wings in high-heel shoes. The sad cunts are now even putting platforms on the front (like club-foot foot shoes for Welsh incest babies) so their ugly little fat hairy bodies are even higher in the air.
We need to get back to more civilized times when women were used as farm animals and organic incubators to produce men.
Nominated by: Harvey
…and that perfect Christmas present for the women who has everything?
Peter Dawson
Looks like he’s got a few golf balls in his gob.
Nominated by: Dan
BT Sport
Hate the fucking jasper in this picture. Why is this cunt staring out of me newspaper at me every sodding day? No idea who the cunt is. Do not care who the cunt is. Only know that the bugger is the personification of a cunt. Little arse lick on the bottom lip. Obviously lower ranks with very little between the ears but accustomed to taking a few big ones up the arse.
In fact recall me old mess sergeant in Burma peddling a little squaddie with a very similar piece of bum at a shilling a poke.
Cunt’s been saluting me arse for weeks now in me khazi. More satisfaction and cheaper than Andrex.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
( This is Gareth Bale. Plays for Spurs but rumoured to be trousering millions to fuck off to Real Madrid. BT confirm he will remain their anchor man even if he takes the move. Ironically, BT won’t be showing him on the pitch if he moves, because the rights to the Spanish League are owned by Sky Sports. How fucking delicious is that? Ed. )
Tom Jones
Owain Glydwr was a beardy cunt. Miserable looking fucker to boot.Schooled in England, Employed in the British Army (fought against the Scots). Then fucks of back to Welsh Wales to indulge his penchent for setting fire to cottages. Cunt!
That Tom Jones is due for a darned good cunting too ‘cos he’s got a face that looks like it’s been painted on an overinflated balloon. Did you know he can’t blink when he’s got a hard-on?
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between the last native Welshman to hold the title ‘Prince of Wales’ Owain Glydwr and the Welsh Prince of Pop, Tom Jones.
Neither of the cunts could sing. ‘The Voice’ my arse!
Perhaps they are related, I think we should be told…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Ed Sheeran
Ginger.
Shit music.
Ginger
Ugly fucking spazzock.
Ginger.
Mates with some daft niggers like Dizzy Cuntstal.
Ginger
Could have shagged Smelly Goulding, didn’t.
Ginger.
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish