The COBRA Committee

Posted on August 23, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

COBRA……now that is a load of cunt…where a load of cunts sit round a desk and pretend they are going to do something about an emergency somewhere, when we all know they aren’t.

Ooh, reports the BBC. The Prime Minister is chairing a COBRA meeting….

Big fucking deal. Useless shower of cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dan

I believe COBRA is an acronym for ‘Cunts Offer Bullshit Rather (than) Action’.

Nominated by: Fred West

The Special Relationship

Posted on August 22, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

How about a double cunting? Barak Obama and David Cameron both deserve it after yesterday, I reckon. A journalist is murdered by a cowardly cocksucker, who doesn’t even have the guts to show his face. Both O’Barmy and Camoron come back from holiday, briefly, to mouth the usual bullshit, and then they fuck off back on holiday.

Now I know some may think that holiday is the best place for both of them. But this pair are supposed to be leaders of their respective countries. And with situations like this their place is back at the seat of government, leading their countries. As it was, Camoron fucked off to Cornwall to finish his THIRD holiday this year, and FIFTEENTH since he entered Downing Street. And O’Barmy literally went from the press conference to the fucking golf course. Nothing says ‘FUCK YOU’ like picking up a five iron.

Even for politicians, this pair have been as much use as a fart in a lift. And they’re not even the worst we’ve had.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Alanis Morissette

Posted on August 21, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Morissette hag.

I have never heard such overblown screeching crap in my life. And the ludicrously pretentious titles: ‘Jagged Little Pill’ ‘Under Rug Swept’ and ‘Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie” For fuck’s sake!

“Isn’t it ironic?” No, it isn’t. Fuck off, you self indulgent squawking cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Vube

Posted on August 20, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Vube is/are cunts…

Always popping up (usually interrupting a decent song that is already playing) and it’s always the same old shite…. Some piss poor Coldplay impersonator (let’s face it: the real Coldplay are bad enough!), or some whiny Alanis Morissette (what a howling harridan she was!) type bollocks, or some other weedy voiced folkie emo shite….

Talentless cunts who will do anything to get noticed, and for people to ‘like’ their video….

Whoever is responsible for Vube.com should be shot…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

B.O.

Posted on August 19, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I really need to nominate the fat cow and her skinny husband my wife and I encountered in Asda this morning. And I’m nominating them because of their disgraceful lack of hygiene. They appeared to be in their mid thirties, so you would have thought they’d have known better, but judging the stink they were both giving off, I’d have to say that hadn’t been near a bath or a shower for at least three weeks.

Now I have a very strong stomach, but I swear, these two gave off such a noxious aroma that I felt sick for a full 90 minutes after encountering them. And it wasn’t just the wife and I who noticed, everyone they walked past visibly recoiled when these two malodorous fucktards walked past them. And more than person suggested they partake of some serious bathing upon their return to their home. One bloke even offered to buy them some soap. Team Unclean seemed to be deaf as well as a dirty.

What’s gets me though, is their clothes appeared to be clean. So if they could be bothered to wash their clothes, why the fuck couldn’t they be bothered to wash themselves? This is the 21st Century. And in a first world country like the UK, there is no excuse for such a disgusting lack of hygiene.